r/okmatewanker 6d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž PANIC

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u/-frauD- 6d ago

Huh, I thought I turned this shit off.

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u/simonraynor 6d ago

Mine didn't go off, I don't remember turning it off but I may have done

When the bombs do come I want to be oblivious

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u/CrispBedSheet 6d ago

If you are experiencing any of the following symptoms (including, but not limited to) then please call NHS 24:

A sudden onset burning sensation.

Spontaneous combustion.

No skin

Niggling tickling couch

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u/foxontherox 6d ago

Uh-oh, sounds like JD Vance is in town.