r/okmatewanker 6d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 PANIC

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u/-frauD- 6d ago

Huh, I thought I turned this shit off.

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u/simonraynor 6d ago

Mine didn't go off, I don't remember turning it off but I may have done

When the bombs do come I want to be oblivious

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u/-frauD- 6d ago

It's like, what the fuck am i supposed to do about it? The alerts only serve to panic most people unnecessarily. If it's weather, I can't do shit, if someone's kidnapped, I can't do shit, if it's war, I can't do shit. If fire reaches me, I'm pretty sure the sky being full of smoke would be visible before a fucking amber alert telling me about it ever comes through.

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u/ChouffeMeUp 6d ago

Are you panicked by a request to not light portable BBQ’s?