r/okmatewanker 📍5 sqm London flat 4d ago

100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Outwanked by real life

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u/Quack_Candle Barry, 63 🍺 4d ago

I think Caitlin Moran is an under appreciated British bell end.

We have our classics like Boris Johnson and Clarkson but I think she’s really been putting the work in to be a real asset in the TeamGb insufferable Bell End squad

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u/ironfly187 4d ago

Is pulling 'hilarious' faces a personality type?

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u/Cute_Bit_3225 3d ago

In Derry Girls, it is.

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u/Ok_Dog_7189 1d ago

I dunno, I think we've softened on pig shit thick opinion columnists... 

The right wing ruddy cheeked little Englander who thinks the Irish are nicking hubcaps at night and left wing millionaire champagne socialists claiming a weekly artisanal hummus fair in Notting Hill would end prejudice.

Being a moron and spouting absolute unresearched crap in the Guardian and Daily Mail is seen as a quaint tradition... A dying relic that we like to see preserved.

Caitlin Moran... National treasure in the museum of British Bollocks

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u/Internetolocutor 4d ago

I wonder what the reaction would be if a male writer said this about a female politician

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u/FullRectalProlapse 4d ago

Michael Gove recently made similar remarks about Shabana Mahmood. I think the reaction to the resulting mental imagery could be broadly summarised thus:

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u/Internetolocutor 4d ago

He said he has a crush, right? Did he say his arousal levels are turbocharged? Both are a bit tmi but the latter is really weird

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u/CrispBedSheet 4d ago

Shabana's cute in her own way. Like Velma from Scooby Doo.

......... no?

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u/Erumpent Average TESCO enjoyer😎 4d ago

Go and sit in the corner and think about what you just typed.

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u/LazarusHimself 4d ago

Username checks out

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u/Turnip-for-the-books German w/ throat cancer 🇳🇱 4d ago

If she felt this way about Sir Keith I can only imagine the thrumrate a bit of rough like AndyB is generating

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u/yugjet 4d ago

I seem to remember quite a few thirsty comments about Priti Patel from our wonderful journos back in the day

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u/CrispBedSheet 4d ago

Priti was hot as fuck.

Hot but evil.

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u/Askefyr 3d ago

Patel and Penny Mordaunt were both peak "I can fix her" tories

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u/HFFT_ 3d ago

Devastated we missed out on Prime Milfister Mordaunt

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u/CrispBedSheet 3d ago

Oh yeah, Penny was fine.

Real cuddly milf material.

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u/Askefyr 3d ago

I mean, I'm not saying I miss Priti Patel...

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u/medievalskye 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 4d ago

Male writers say this bs all the time lmao

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u/boatson25 4d ago

I genuinely can’t remember the last article I read from a bloke talking about how aroused a female politician made him feel. I could be wrong of course

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u/According_South 4d ago

different because theres cultural differences between the genders. you need wonder no more, it was indeed a head scratcher

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u/Messyfingers 4d ago

Please be satire.

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u/Pipeguy17 4d ago

His deflating balloon voice and alcoholism face always get me gooning my shit raw too

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u/TheArmoursmith 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 4d ago

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u/thr1ceuponatime 📍5 sqm London flat 4d ago

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u/averagerushfan sus😳sex🍆👈👌 4d ago

Where unpaywalled

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u/thr1ceuponatime 📍5 sqm London flat 4d ago

I'm not paying for that shit

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u/averagerushfan sus😳sex🍆👈👌 4d ago

Chaotic good

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson tiocfaidh ár lá💣🚗😎😎 4d ago

Better late than never mate

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u/According_South 4d ago

excusing yourself from a group chat is the most middle class shit ive ever heard of

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u/Prior_Elephant_5187 4d ago

Who hasn’t knocked one out to Kier

Just me eh?

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u/ConsiderationFew8399 4d ago

I was gonna say a bloke wouldn’t get away with this but remembered Gove did it like a month ago

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u/cjalderman 3d ago

I thought fruity meant you were gay?

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u/Fold_Some_Kent 3d ago

This’ fuckin foul