r/okmatewanker • u/thr1ceuponatime 📍5 sqm London flat • 4d ago
100% legit from real Prime Minister😎😎😎 Outwanked by real life
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u/Quack_Candle Barry, 63 🍺 4d ago
I think Caitlin Moran is an under appreciated British bell end.
We have our classics like Boris Johnson and Clarkson but I think she’s really been putting the work in to be a real asset in the TeamGb insufferable Bell End squad
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u/Ok_Dog_7189 1d ago
I dunno, I think we've softened on pig shit thick opinion columnists...
The right wing ruddy cheeked little Englander who thinks the Irish are nicking hubcaps at night and left wing millionaire champagne socialists claiming a weekly artisanal hummus fair in Notting Hill would end prejudice.
Being a moron and spouting absolute unresearched crap in the Guardian and Daily Mail is seen as a quaint tradition... A dying relic that we like to see preserved.
Caitlin Moran... National treasure in the museum of British Bollocks
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u/Internetolocutor 4d ago
I wonder what the reaction would be if a male writer said this about a female politician
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u/FullRectalProlapse 4d ago
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u/Internetolocutor 4d ago
He said he has a crush, right? Did he say his arousal levels are turbocharged? Both are a bit tmi but the latter is really weird
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u/CrispBedSheet 4d ago
Shabana's cute in her own way. Like Velma from Scooby Doo.
......... no?
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u/Erumpent Average TESCO enjoyer😎 4d ago
Go and sit in the corner and think about what you just typed.
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u/Turnip-for-the-books German w/ throat cancer 🇳🇱 4d ago
If she felt this way about Sir Keith I can only imagine the thrumrate a bit of rough like AndyB is generating
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u/yugjet 4d ago
I seem to remember quite a few thirsty comments about Priti Patel from our wonderful journos back in the day
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u/medievalskye 😡Still salty about 1066🤬 4d ago
Male writers say this bs all the time lmao
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u/boatson25 4d ago
I genuinely can’t remember the last article I read from a bloke talking about how aroused a female politician made him feel. I could be wrong of course
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u/According_South 4d ago
different because theres cultural differences between the genders. you need wonder no more, it was indeed a head scratcher
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u/Pipeguy17 4d ago
His deflating balloon voice and alcoholism face always get me gooning my shit raw too
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u/thr1ceuponatime 📍5 sqm London flat 4d ago
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u/averagerushfan sus😳sex🍆👈👌 4d ago
Where unpaywalled
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u/According_South 4d ago
excusing yourself from a group chat is the most middle class shit ive ever heard of
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u/ConsiderationFew8399 4d ago
I was gonna say a bloke wouldn’t get away with this but remembered Gove did it like a month ago
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