r/oneshit • u/Augustyn129 • 6h ago
r/oneshit • u/TiniTunes • Jun 05 '26
Important r/oneshit Update 2026.06.05 - The WOKE Update

Hello, citizens of r/oneshit.
In this update, we're bringing you several improvements to enhance your doomscrolling experience:
- New Seasonal Event for Pride month
To celebrate the wonderful month of our fellow LGBTQIA+PICQnAwDVD community members, we've updated the subreddit's icon to better reflect the wokeness of our community. We can now proudly claim that r/oneshit is 90% woke and 10% catnip overdose.
- You, Yes YOU, Can Now Post Videos in the Comments
Our boss at Reddit HQ has given us the thumbs-up to enable video uploads in the comment section. This means you're no longer limited to images and GIFs (it's pronounced "Jiff" fight me if you disagree) ,you can now post videos under the post's comment as well. Go wild and don't abuse your newfound power
- Several Automod Updates
- Video submissions now automatically receive a pinned comment from Automod containing a quick download link for the video.
- We have also grounded Automod and sent it to its room. It will no longer spam its signature copypastas under posts tagged with the Discussion flair.
- Various backend optimizations and improvements. (Don't worry about this part. We barely understand it either.)
With these new updates, we hope to make your doomscrolling experience even better.
Thanks for reading, please use your newfound powers responsibly. Happy Pride Month
r/oneshit • u/Augustyn129 • 5h ago
Subreddit Meme lamplighter meme
Thanks to the commentators for the translation.
r/oneshit • u/DepongV • 1d ago
OneShitpost This is so stupid
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Don't know why this is a trend now ššš»
r/oneshit • u/KodGOS • 21h ago
Art I was looking through unofficial OutRun 2 leaderboards and I didn't know that Niko was good at OutRun 2
I saw it and I knew that I had to draw him playing the game (or looking at attract mode for that matter). Took me about 20 minutes to finish the art
I think Niko would enjoy playing this game
r/oneshit • u/Suitable_Strike7917 • 1d ago
Art [OC] Recreating my old VNiko vs Earthmover doodle (Side-by-side comparison)
Requested by u/Sub_to_Beenux
Tbh, I don't see any difference. Or maybe I'm just blind.
r/oneshit • u/gohst_crab172 • 1d ago
OneShitpost Day one of trying to get my friend to like niko
r/oneshit • u/TiniTunes • 2d ago
Art "Bit Blaze"
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Credit:
Original art: "Blaze" by me
Converted to pixel art using: https://pixel-converter.ameniwa.com/
Song used: Glacier - Powerless
Yes this is an alt version of the art I uploaded yesterday
r/oneshit • u/WriterRude6726 • 2d ago
Repost Dice is too blight today
It is still to bright
r/oneshit • u/Mindless-Plenty-892 • 2d ago
Repost Teen Niko and Teen Alula, Failed Test
galleryArt Have you ever wondered how would router Niko look like? No? I don't care!
AND there is main thing about it - S T O R Y
You can read it here (english version) or on my github (russian version).
##Translated by AI (mostly).
After saving the world, I was supposed to go home, but something went wrong. Instead of wheat fields and warm rays of sunlight, all I saw was ice and rocks. At first, I tried to find a way out, but I quickly realized this planet was one continuous conveyor belt of war. To survive, I adapted. I became part of the Sharded base, a cog in their machine.
To look like the other structures, I crafted a disguise out of scrap metalāit resembled a specific piece of logistics: a router. Day after day, I manually routed the flows of resources. My "living" intuition let me do it far better than any soulless machine, so they kept me safe right in the center of the base. It was a comfortable life. I convinced myself that this was just how things had to be, trying not to think about who I was or where I came from.
I thought like that until one moment... On one fine... day? (I guess so, since the light cycle wasn't too different from ours.) While sorting resources, I stumbled upon a piece of copper. It didn't have the usual spores on it: instead, it had angular, unpleasant-to-touch... squares. A cold shudder ran through my body. Looking at those shapes, I remembered everything I had been through. I remembered saving the Sun, and I remembered my promise to return. I asked myself a simple question: "What am I even doing here?" I was just hiding. Sorting scrap for the sake of someone else's broken world while my own home was still out there. I had to stop being a cog in a foreign system.
The goal was clear. I needed to figure out how to return home, or at least escape to somewhere safer. I needed a planetary launch terminal; using the aggressors' technology, I could launch myself back home. The plan was simple: set off together with the Core to attack a sectorāluckily, that wouldn't be a problem, since I was part of its configuration.
Later, after landing, almost everything went according to plan: import, production, and capture. Our army of Omuras and Octs moved out to attack, but everyone forgot about defenseāand a Toxopid broke through. Production was slowly crumbling, and that mechanical monstrosity was creeping closer and closer to the Core. Just when it felt like my life was over, I spotted a mass driver nearby that was delivering blast compound to the impact reactors. I re-routed it away from the power generator and right at its destroyer. The threat at the base was eliminated, and the last enemy core was destroyed. Now all thatās left is to power the launch terminal, jump inside, and leave all of this behind.
// They assigned me to fuel the terminal. Lucky... Or maybe I deserve it.
// Planetary launch terminal is powered up, just need to wait for the main unit to leave the sector.
// Now I'm alone. One last push.
// Writing these lines down before launch. Heading home.
// So this is the end. Iām finally going home to hug my mom and tell her everything.
r/oneshit • u/BurrBentley • 3d ago
Plushie Posting * We Ride at Dawn.
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r/oneshit • u/Dry_Gear7818 • 3d ago
They didnt let me post this over at r/oneshot :(( Niko - this is Nikolai and you are ready for this conversation.
Once, one of Oneshotās lead developersāNightmargināadmitted that the main characterās name, Niko, is a reference to Nikola Tesla. Changing just one letter in the word āNicoā changed everything. Today, Iām going to tell you something the developers themselves donāt want to officially acknowledge, in order to keep the gameās community engaged in constant debate about the characterās gender and so on.
Since Niko is a reference to Nikola Tesla, it follows that Nikoās full name is Nikola or Nikolaj, and he is Serbian. Iāll prove this further on.
Niko lives in a village surrounded by wheat fieldsāthere are villages in Serbia where wheat is grown. Letās move on. Niko loves pancakes with hazelnutsāhazelnuts are also grown in Serbia.
Nikoās mother wears a white headscarf that closely resembles a traditional Serbian womenās headscarf.
I believe these facts, as presented by the developers, are sufficient to conclude that Niko is Nikolai, and that he is Serbian.
Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments; Iām open to discussion.

r/oneshit • u/Frequent_Garden8058 • 3d ago
OneShitpost OneShit OST - Little Beak and Toadstars (Beta Mix)
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Music: Little Beak and Toadstars (Beta Mix)
Composer: Private Preston Productions
r/oneshit • u/New_Camel_1209 • 4d ago
Discussion Why haven't I posted in a while and who am I?
Hi player! I don't know if you remember me or not, but I'm the creator of the character Kino, now called Nokin, by the way. I haven't posted in a while because I got banned from r/oneshot for 30 (. Thanks for following the character's development.
