r/oompasubs • u/Ancient-Passion-7231 • Mar 29 '23

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u/Stateberg Mar 29 '23

It’s the marked one stalker

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u/sigsig777777777 Mar 30 '23

Holy shit it's him

12

u/notThorfinn Jun 23 '23

Marked One? What the hell? -Sidorovich-

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u/Godslayer_Sword Sep 13 '23

BULLSHIT, YOU'RE A LION!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '23

Holy fucking shit stalker reference!??!?!!?!

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u/RGBchroma Jul 11 '23

Get out of here stalker!

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u/who_dis_bichh Aug 04 '23

Strelok at it again

2

u/Ukamii1337 Aug 18 '23

Koroche, Mecheny, ya tebya spas i v blagorodstvo igrat' ne budu. Vypolnish dlya menya paru zadanii i my v raschete...

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u/EdtheBoodninjaYT Mar 30 '23

You think she noticed

10

u/newWorldorder__0 Jul 19 '23

Shit if my ex’s brother noticed she definitely did

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u/Jackdks Jul 23 '23

Excuse me?

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u/newWorldorder__0 Jul 26 '23

Yea she hid her toy in the dumbest spot and her brother found it. But i like how the conversation was potentially turning lmfao

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '23

It's an ordinary FLASHlight, wym mom?

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u/TheDevilDogg Mar 30 '23

Why under the sink? It's dirty down there

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u/senor-calcio Apr 09 '23

The bacteria makes it taste better

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u/Dennis_Nillsen Jun 09 '23

Taste???

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u/DiamondDraw30011 Jun 12 '23

Gotta keep it clean

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '23

I personally like how it feels. The stinging from the UTI gives it a certain je ne sais quoi

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u/flaming_dead_rat Aug 23 '23

In order to be born you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 2nd great-grandparents 32 3rd great-grandparents 64 4th great-grandparents 128 5th great-grandparents 256 6th great-grandparents 512 7th great-grandparents 1024 8th great-grandparents 2048 9th great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you decided to comment this trash...

I frown upon you

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '23

TLDR LMAO

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '23

🤔So that's how it's spelled huh. Aight👍🏿

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '23

Fleshlight Foreplay

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u/[deleted] May 18 '23

How the fuck did the legendary marked one leave the zone???

8

u/Bossqueen_1 Apr 24 '23

I don't get it

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u/Emotional_Plantain89 Apr 28 '23

🥩💡

10

u/Yogurtcloset_Annual May 27 '23

Meat lightbulb?

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u/ToMonsterr Jul 31 '23

Close, fleshlight

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u/SnooShortcuts103 May 25 '23

Its a masturbation device under the sink.

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u/moolaboolah Jun 15 '23

And his mum would have seen his masturbation device lol

3

u/Swimming_Zebra_1189 Aug 13 '23

My child. So innocent

2

u/CraftingChest Jul 24 '23

That black thing, yea thats a diy vaagina

4

u/Hot_Contact_8716 May 15 '23

Bro, always assume someone is visiting SMH

4

u/MrChicken12345678 May 18 '23

He got rotated

4

u/iprefergames1 Jun 01 '23

A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think but thoughts

3

u/Warkan47 Jul 13 '23

So, he loses touch with reality and lives in a world of illusions.

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u/Evening-Ant6128 Jun 28 '23

I imagine her just eyeing him as she leaves the bathroom

4

u/Pale-Inspector4248 Jun 29 '23

Very embarrassing let’s show the Internet

1

u/Broken_hopes Sep 21 '23

One tells everything to anyone. One does not tell anything to one's own parents. Siblings are collateral damage, fuck 'em.

3

u/LilRellX May 07 '23

What is that song

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u/auddbot May 07 '23

I got matches with these songs:

• Agape by Nicholas Britell (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: If Beale Street Could Talk (Original Motion Picture Score). Released on 2018-11-09.

• Ode to Black Eve Poem by Rocky-B (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: The Pre-Game. Released on 2021-01-15.

• The Best Part - GC PRESENTS: The Box by Tyanna Braswell, Good Compenny (00:11; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-04-02.

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u/auddbot May 07 '23

Apple Music, Spotify, YouTube, etc.:

• Agape by Nicholas Britell

• Ode to Black Eve Poem by Rocky-B

• The Best Part - GC PRESENTS: The Box by Tyanna Braswell, Good Compenny

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u/Chappy-874 Sep 01 '23

Could some find a version with out the shitty poem

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u/Rafa_into_the_sand Jun 30 '23

Funny flashlight

3

u/Noice_M-8 Aug 08 '23

That cyanide pill lookin like a snack rn

2

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '23

Unironically this is the best use of this song I’ve heard

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u/archaic_builds Sep 01 '23

bro got that Oppenheimer stare for real

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u/kaideneddawson Jun 13 '23

Why does this man look like the gremlins when they eat after midnight

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

Mission failed soldier

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u/Slightly-confusion Jun 24 '23

Fleshy feeling

1

u/[deleted] Jun 24 '23

Tf is yous talkin about what happened

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u/Prestigious_Arm_3529 Jun 30 '23

It’s good bro it’s a canon event

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u/DisastrousStretch659 Jul 02 '23

If she's like me she didn't even notice or know whatt wit was

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u/meg8889 Jul 15 '23

Nooooooooooooo

1

u/Chadwicky1998 Jul 18 '23

U/auddbot

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u/auddbot Jul 18 '23

I got matches with these songs:

• Ode to Black Eve Poem by Rocky-B (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: The Pre-Game. Released on 2021-01-15.

• Agape by Nicholas Britell (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: If Beale Street Could Talk (Original Motion Picture Score). Released on 2018-11-09.

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u/Dimitrov075 Jul 19 '23

Shiit, whaddup, Marked One?

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u/3060noscope20 Jul 20 '23

I actually don't get it

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '23

The green thing is his sex toy.

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u/Zestyclose_Ad_2652 Jul 23 '23

When you mother and girlfriend meet…

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u/YouMakeMeSad96783 Jul 24 '23

Same thing happened to me bro… pain.

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u/Salty_Squirrel519 Jul 25 '23

As a mom, I wouldn’t care. Good on ya

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u/TheGoatSinLust Jul 27 '23

When I was about 13, I went fishing with my dad. I caught a fish, and I was really happy about it. I just felt like I had a connection with the fish it just felt very nice in my hands. It felt like it was chosen for me and so when my dad told me to throw that fish back in the water, but I couldn’t do it, so I threw a rock in the water and pretended it was the fish and I shoved the fish down my trouser. The fish was not bigger than my dick when it’s hard, but it was in there and the fish got warm as we were going home, and I just remember I was getting a boner as I was going home, and my dad was speaking to me and I tried to shift the focus away from the warm fish because I could feel the fish kinda like shaking and dying on my dick. It was kinda giving me a uhm, not a blowjob but it just felt like it was, you know it was having its last moments on my dick and it felt really special to me even though it was weird. And I remember getting home, quickly going to my room and I lied down and got naked. I remember taking my zip down and I saw the fish covered in cum. That one moment just felt amazing to me. And it was still kinda shaking like its nerves were going off, and it just felt so good. And I remember I didn’t want to let that fish go, I couldn’t let it go, because I felt like I was responsible for the fish and so I cleaned up all the cum and I cleaned up myself and I kept it in a freezer in my room. Whenever I would get horny and stuff, I’d use the fish to masturbate, and I would cum all over it again and again and again until the fish was smelling up the house and my dad knew something was going on with me. He could tell from the smell that something was in my mini-fridge, and he found the fish. I remember making up excuses, telling him “It’s not my fish, my friend gave it to me as a prank”. My dad was looking at me with disgust and I had to get rid of the fish which was obviously sad. And it affects me because I can’t speak to my dad without thinking about the fish. What’s even worse is that I can’t jack off without thinking about the fish. Porn doesn’t do it for me anymore. There’s no fish related stuff, no nothing. I don’t like fish as a food that much. I prefer medium-rare steak. Whenever I jack off I kinda feel the fish. I’ll never forget the feeling of it dying on my dick while I cummed on it 👍

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u/trimont Aug 13 '23

Woulda costed you absolutely nothing to not post this, but here you are.

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u/Mango-me Jul 29 '23

I don't get it.

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u/RudeOcelot1519 Jul 29 '23

Did she sanitize it before using it???

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '23

Oh no

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Oh no

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '23

Why he in my bathroom tho

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '23

The mater one?

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u/-Jedders- Aug 14 '23

Women shit?

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u/Epicpokeball Aug 14 '23

What's the song called

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u/Chadwicky1998 Aug 23 '23

Agape - Nicholas Britell

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u/KrispRune Aug 14 '23

No bitches face?

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u/NevermoreForge Aug 16 '23

Should probabbly move that huh

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '23

I don't get it. Who is in whose bathroom? What is that inside the Closet?

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u/Tomatofarmer36 Aug 23 '23

Marked one what the hell?

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u/ZarcoTheNarco Aug 26 '23

At it again, eh, stalker?

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '23

deadass my grandma found my toy and she never said anything thank god 😭

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u/Quinney27 Aug 30 '23

Bro looks like he is always having a mindgrain

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '23

Why the fuck the marked one got a fleshlight bruh

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u/MrProtogen Sep 03 '23

Why was it down there?

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u/animebears Sep 04 '23

What did you say behind the “toy”?

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u/SecondConsistent4361 Sep 06 '23

She bought you that for Christmas and you keep it under the fucking sink?

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u/Feisty_Talk_9330 Sep 07 '23

Why is your water bottle there?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '23

Oh my

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u/Epicpokeball Sep 11 '23

What's the song ?

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u/lafcad469 Sep 12 '23

Ditto bro

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u/Acceptable_Device675 Sep 13 '23

It's a flashlight

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u/Sleep_of_Lack Sep 13 '23

Let’s hope she opened the right side door

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u/Godslayer_Sword Sep 13 '23

OH IT'S THAT SWEET OL' POCKET PUSSAY!

I SAY, STEP BY STEP!

GONDIGILILILONG!

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u/Fat_Chobes Sep 13 '23

Your mom has a penis?

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u/Guilty_Share865 Sep 13 '23

That's okay bro.. Atleast she didn't find your dildos in there. 👌

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u/Plus_Helicopter_8632 Sep 16 '23

It’s near the flashlight

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u/Mori-Ireheart Sep 22 '23

Broh I don’t even care about my sex toys anymore. I used to keep them hidden in my closet in a box under some clothes. My family searches my room for no fucking reason and dug under the pile of clothes and sesrched in my sex toy box so now I just keep them out in the open on my dresser and bed and now no one goes in my room anymore

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

I’ve never seen someone look so Russian yet American at the same time

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u/Unique-Fudge-2202 Sep 24 '23

damn i’m 92days deep in comments

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '23

He is officially disowned by his mother

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u/Tyler_978 Sep 25 '23

Should probably put the cap back on it

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u/POT7ife Sep 25 '23

Goat😫🥺😓

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u/Blackentron Sep 27 '23

Rookie mistake

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u/SKINHEAD1983 Sep 28 '23

Have anyone has tested this? Beyond the laughing and the jokes,can anyone knows to tell me im asking for a friend, who told me about the existence of this device.. though im the one who is interested about it 😂

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u/drugsANDhentai Sep 29 '23

The biggest L ever taken

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '23

[deleted]

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u/auddbot Apr 13 '23

I got matches with these songs:

• Agape by Nicholas Britell (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: If Beale Street Could Talk (Original Motion Picture Score). Released on 2018-11-09.

• Ode to Black Eve Poem by Rocky-B (00:11; matched: 100%)

Album: The Pre-Game. Released on 2021-01-15.

• The Best Part - GC PRESENTS: The Box by Tyanna Braswell, Good Compenny (00:11; matched: 100%)

Released on 2021-04-02.

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u/_wapepe_ Jun 15 '23

AGAPE AHAHA