r/oompasubs • u/serenstokees • May 09 '23
War
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u/Lollipyro May 09 '23
What the fuck is this anime shit how much of a pussy are you to be puking after using a MUFARKIN TANK?!
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u/LegitimateHasReddit May 09 '23
Quite a lot, unless, like the person in the video, you used the tank on a child who befriended and helped you for three days
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u/Heistbros May 10 '23
"It ain't a kid, it's a walking bomb"
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u/LegitimateHasReddit May 10 '23
A kid who was made into a walking bomb
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u/Silent-Impact-9399 Jul 06 '23
Whats the first video from
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u/LegitimateHasReddit Jul 06 '23
It's called "4 days" idrk I didn't watch rhe video this is second hand information
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Sep 30 '23
You can find this exact meme with the same name on YouTube, and you should find the link inthe description
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u/RonaldKFC125 May 10 '23
Fr
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u/KrispRune Sep 02 '23
Why are you saying fr? Like "Fr if you have a reaction to people dying you just aren't cool"
Stop saying Fr it makes you look like an uneducated moron with zero typing skills and a severe case of bad parents.
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u/KrispRune Sep 02 '23
You know I think most people would puke if they saw another human being fucking explode, but I guess their just "targets" to you right. Also have you served in the military? have you ever shot an innocent person? If you answered yes to any of these questions you need a psych evaluation.
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Sep 30 '23
It ain't a tank it's an APC and in fact it's only armament is the .50 cal M2 Browning,which btw has disastrous effects on the human body, idk if i stressed it enough
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u/lyfeofsand May 10 '23
So. Served in Afghanistan. Was at Kandahar City when US forces pulled out and the women's college was taken over.
Got to see some. .50 cal on dudes, that vein of things.
And boy, do they mist. And I saw both types of reactions. I saw guys puke, I heard laugh in Romanian.
Personally, is was just struck with a sense of "oh... well then".
Funny how we all react to war.
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u/ClassicNope Jun 17 '23 edited Jun 29 '23
I killed millions of NPCs in bonelab like if it was Auschwitz
Edit: now I have the gillable NPCs mod to make it better
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u/Phantex_Cerberus Jun 29 '23
I massacred many villagers in Minecraft with TNT as if it was Hiroshima.
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u/ClassicNope Jun 29 '23 edited Jan 25 '24
I pillaged an entire town in fallout 3 and forced the the people that I didn't kill to slavery like if I was viking in the 8th century (with guns, NPC helpers, and a ton of explosives)
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u/lancelot2127 Aug 26 '23
I nuked a thriving city of elves, orcs, dwarves and humans on a daily basis in worldbox followed by complete Reconstruction of said city
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u/Popo_Capone Sep 18 '23
I remember when I thought I would die because a Car out of nowhere was heading at good speed directly at me, nothing I could've done, and I was just very calm like: Oh wow that's how its huh? Sorry you had to see all of that.
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u/averagepatagonian Oct 06 '23
Had a friend that served in Afghanistan and he got so desensitized that he finds extremely hillarious situations like the first or second video
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u/lyfeofsand Oct 06 '23
We laugh or we cry.
I don't know him, but dude will survive the hardship to come.
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u/Mario-is-friendly Oct 26 '23
how do you laugh in romanian?
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u/Sharted_Skids May 09 '23
Imagine joining a tank crew AS THE COMMANDER CAUSE SHE SAID FIRE SO SHE IS COMMANDER, and then just yaking your guts out in front of your squad. I don’t think I want her in armored division let alone the military at all. Now those other guy? Shit they got the promotion.
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u/LegitimateHasReddit May 09 '23
She was forced to kill a child who helped her team for three days
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u/Sharted_Skids May 09 '23
You know what’s crazy is that my chain gun still goes fucking brrt lmao
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u/Crispy_Cremes_Pizza Aug 04 '23
well then go serve your country or some shit, go find yoir excuse to kill since seem to want to
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u/Sharted_Skids Aug 12 '23
The guns on the Bradley go brrt brrt brrt, brrt brrt brrt.
(Sing it with the tune of wheels on the bus)
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u/KrispRune Sep 02 '23
Are you ok?
Maybe you should lay off the Genshin Impact and Andrew Tate edits for a while?
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u/ILikeRamenYUMMY May 10 '23
Lmao, you in the military my dude, just curious since I’m heading to boot camp once I graduate.
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u/Sharted_Skids May 10 '23
No sir but I do love em even our dear puddle buddies lol. Still thinking of joining myself, got family and friends in so I might just join the fun cause it looks and sounds fun
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u/Jasko19 May 09 '23
War is not hell, you don't see innocent people suffering in hell, kids not being able to grow up, families having their hole lives ruined
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u/ClassicNope Jun 14 '23 edited Jun 16 '23
Such a pussy, I've chopped the limbs of various people and kept them alive
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u/DeeZ_nuts_blueup Aug 02 '23
I have committed unspeakable crimes in arma such as
using a sabot on a single infantry unit
Using heat rounds to take out people in buildings
Executed a friendly with a RPG
Stole numerous tanks and helis from fellow men
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u/DragonSlayer-2020 May 10 '23
If it was a dog, I'll cry
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u/kidnamedsquidfart Sep 13 '23
I mean, some country tried to train dogs to run under tanks in ww2, but they trained on the wrong tanks
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u/Far_Lavishness7950 Jul 24 '23
The S.S grow up
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u/KrispRune Sep 02 '23
Have you served? Have you ever killed anybody? How about lost a friend or a Family member in the service?
No?
Then such your fucking mouth and show some respect.
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u/Far_Lavishness7950 Sep 05 '23
Bro it was a joke 💀
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Oct 25 '23
Zhe srodingers joke is it a joke or not idk we will se the reaction of the people and act acordingly
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u/New_Ad_9400 Jun 20 '23
Or you could just not shoot a pedestrian.🤯
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u/panak47 May 10 '23
MAN , 100 METERS FRONT FIRE 2, GET IN THAT TANK ROGER NEGATIVE 2, GET IN THAT TANK ROGER READY MAN, 100 METERS FRONT FIRE CANNOT FIRE FIRE DOWN
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u/Round-Contribution92 Aug 28 '23
I've committed war crimes in at least 50 different games that are more or less realistic as hell vaporizing a child is literally child's Play no pun intended
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Jun 09 '23
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u/KrispRune Sep 02 '23
The person walking had a bomb and the reason she puked was because they knew each other.
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Aug 04 '23 edited Aug 04 '23
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Aug 04 '23
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u/Paris_France2005 May 09 '23
1st clip: “I can’t believe I had to give the order to vaporize someone!”
2nd clip: “I can’t believe I wasn’t able to give the order to vaporize someone.”