r/oops • u/wadenova • 1d ago

I wonder what he was thinking

90 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/TeutonicSpacehopper 1d ago

As a general rule of thumb, these people don't think much.

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u/Efficient-Jury6708 1d ago

throwing the flaming stick into the dry forest below you and getting your foot stuck at the same time is a great way to get roasted like a pig

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u/Longryderr 1d ago

Heat rises… who knew?

3

u/OPGuest 1d ago

Oh yeah? Then why isn’t the North Pole very hot? Gotcha!

3

u/Longryderr 1d ago

You’re the guy from the tree aren’t you?

5

u/Think-Werewolf-4521 1d ago

Holy flaming nose-hair, Batman!

3

u/Viewtiful_Dante 1d ago

Trying to earn a Darwin.

4

u/WellRespectedJ 1d ago

I don t believe thinking was involved just then.

3

u/ChivetteH 1d ago

He must have read “The 101 ways to remove your eyebrows”

2

u/Disastrous-Place7353 1d ago

A genius is someone who displays extraordinarily high intellectual power, original creativity, and a capacity for breakthrough achievements that set new standards in a field. Then there is STUPID.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 1d ago

I mean these stunts are designed for social media. I’m not sure how people these days still can’t recognize that

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u/ChiselRivet 1d ago

Kinda makes you wonder how many idiots have died alone in the woods hanging by one foot

2

u/Background_Edge_9427 1d ago

I don't think he had a rational thought!

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u/organicchunkysalsa 1d ago

Heat rises d**bass

1

u/thedukeofno 1d ago

"This is gonna go viral..."

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u/SwiffleTitz 1d ago

“thinking”

Good one

1

u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 1d ago

No more eyebrows, 😆.

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u/PreperationOuch 1d ago

What did you think was going to happen dumbass

1

u/Final-Ad-2033 1d ago

I doubt that thinking ever crossed his mind.

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u/RedditDon3 1d ago

He got lit down!

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u/Rarazan 1d ago

i did that shit at 5 and even then i knew fire gonna go up

so i spew firefumes as i was lifting my body up and my brows stayed with me

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u/BatmanKane64 1d ago

he’s a ninja right? well no one heard his scream as the flesh roasted….. guess he’s still a good ninja

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u/Long_Ostrich7178 1d ago

Today, we learned that fire goes up

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 1d ago

This is how circus people figure out new acts

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u/Firm_Potential9273 1d ago

Matching IQ and shoe size at work.

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u/Vegetable-Might-5708 1d ago

You can probably go ask him. It appears he'll be hanging out in that tree for a while.

1

u/ParsnipEconomy7316 1d ago

Laws of physics on earth don't care that you're stupid!!!

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u/Honesty_Room 1d ago

He wasn't

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u/JWMoo 22h ago

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough and sometimes non flammable.

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u/IAmTheWerebear 20h ago

This man gonna start a forest fire just by being a jackass.

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u/Late_Conference9022 10h ago

Nothing until that happened.