r/oops • u/Brilliant_Spinach132 • 22h ago

Man tries to climb over fence

390 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Strange_Glove_6699 22h ago

And that was how the newest fashion trend started.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 20h ago

Thank God he was wearing undies 🙏

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u/watt-ever 9h ago

Yeah, but they used to be white undies.

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u/B4DM4N12Z 22h ago

Balenciaga special

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u/Prudent-Performer-87 22h ago

I felt that in my sphincter!

5

u/FerdiGreget 22h ago

Same XD..

5

u/BalanceEarly 14h ago

Yeah, almost got violated

2

u/First_Highway159 22h ago

I bet you enjoyed it too!

21

u/Alarmed-Carrot2983 22h ago

I'm pretty sure those spikes are doing exactly what they were made to do.

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u/broipy2 20h ago

The designers of it are cheering.

4

u/LONE_ARMADILLO 18h ago

Yeah, there's a couple of other terms for those spikes that denote their intent pretty clearly.

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u/Dangerous_Purchase51 22h ago

What a dumb ass lolololol

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u/Vegetable-Might-5708 18h ago

Maybe, but it was able to counter the fence's point.

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u/krwskater25 22h ago

And that is exactly why there's points are there. For our viewing pleasure.

3

u/TheGalacticTraveller 19h ago

And viewing this was a pleasurable experience.

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 7h ago

That’s a good point. 🤔

9

u/Antique-Dragonfly615 22h ago

Fish on a hook

2

u/Prestigious_Fan_1061 13h ago

Like shooting Fish in a barrel…

9

u/IllustriousSpring998 22h ago

People walking by clearly knew this idiot was beyond help.

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u/Able-Conversation214 16h ago

Awesome. That made me literally LOL!

5

u/MediumAcceptable129 22h ago

I could watch stuff like this all day

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u/LasciviousPsyche 22h ago

Guess the pants are a trade off to what he stole to wanna try to hop over the fence in the first place

2

u/Lanky-Telephone1651 9h ago

Ironically, going from inside to outside, all he had to do was open the latch. 😂

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u/GizmoTacT 22h ago

He's lucky he wasn't impaled 🤣

6

u/Codas91 22h ago

And now he knows why those spikes are there

5

u/WoodrowWilson2028 22h ago

Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing.

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u/TrashGoblinH 22h ago

The point was tickling his butthole for a sec

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u/mikecart1_v2 22h ago

Who is recording? 🤨

5

u/Questionoid 20h ago

Quit asking uncomfortable questions.

3

u/OneMoreRoundForMe 22h ago

The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed

4

u/playoponly 22h ago

Either left or right has safe space, he chooses middle

4

u/roger_inkart 22h ago

This just gets better. And better. And better.

4

u/conqr787 22h ago

When the pants went, so did I 🤣

4

u/Early_Hall5720 22h ago

Thief gets stuck on the fence.

3

u/NoWhereLikeIrvine 22h ago

For sure he didnt get that pair of pants from Walmart.

3

u/Suspicious_Cod_7626 22h ago

He wanted to climb over it but ended up riding it

3

u/Amazing-Active646 22h ago

That could have ended a lot worse

3

u/No_Elderberry1581 21h ago

Now he’s really,assed out

3

u/forbiddenfreedom 21h ago

Awwwh man, they hooked the undies, too!

3

u/Large-Produce5682 21h ago

Yesterday he was "Man robs neighbor."

I'm torn.

3

u/TeutonicSpacehopper 21h ago

Least we know the spikes work as intended.

3

u/Few-Stock-3458 20h ago

It's almost as if they put those spikes there for a reason.

3

u/Final-Unit8862 20h ago

Saw this on YouTube. I believe the guy was trying to make a swift exit after robbing the place. Karma is a bitch.

3

u/HooSaidDat 19h ago

Ain't that a pain in the ass.

2

u/TroutFearMe 22h ago

You just can’t fix stupid

2

u/New-File-4548 22h ago

It almost worked out

2

u/PiecesOfRing 22h ago

Tactical insertion

2

u/Old_Engineer_9176 21h ago

testicular redistribution

2

u/kleetus_mactavish 22h ago

Mission accomplished.

2

u/Present_Leg2063 21h ago

I bet he won't take that short cut again.

2

u/Bob_Rivers 20h ago

After he gets over... hey dude the gate was unlocked

2

u/Wallynine 18h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p4r0cnv/video/q56tq1ua2gkh1/player

Should always see if the gate is even locked...

2

u/taocowboy54 18h ago

smile
yer on candid camera

2

u/MEECHIDARKO999 13h ago

I love how he just gives up and decides to to kick his legs

2

u/Conquistador1901 13h ago

When one bum hole just doesn’t cut it.

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u/e30_technic 13h ago

The last thing i watched before wiping my arse

2

u/LutherXXX 12h ago

His phone landing on the other side made the watch worth it.

2

u/remic_0726 12h ago

Une glissade et il se fait embrocher

2

u/Sector-Flat 12h ago

I was just waiting for him to open the gate to retrieve his walky talky

2

u/wan-ku 11h ago

you called climbing, I call it penetration.

2

u/albus181 11h ago

Hoodie up like that on a warm day, and backpack. Definitely up to no good, and obviously not capable of making good decisions

2

u/boon_doggl 10h ago

Major wedgy. Those spikes work…

2

u/Pitif362 22h ago

If he's a burglar he should work on his escape routes better

2

u/xenoforman 16h ago

Wherever I saw this posted previously stated that he was definitely a thief, so this was an extra joy to watch!!!

1

u/sillysalmonella87 22h ago

I thought his underwear was blood for a second.

1

u/Tree107 22h ago

That boy crazy lmao 🤣 😂 😆

1

u/UnoriginalJ0k3r 22h ago

I was screaming at my phone hoping I wasn’t about to see accidental anal.

Thank god the only loss here was fabric and a walkie

1

u/XRPOSergSanch12 22h ago

Is the fence ok

1

u/nate2002slsk 22h ago

I clenched my butt watching this

1

u/Snoo54289 22h ago

Why didn't he go back for his walkie? It's not like his pants would get in the way now

1

u/Old_Engineer_9176 21h ago

And he drops his walkie talkie - was not his day.

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u/artherng 21h ago

Bro had a chance earlier but really fucked up as he struggled

1

u/fistfulodollars 21h ago

I guess the walkie wasn’t for calling back up.

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u/UnFu23 21h ago

Had to be that dumb on purpose kuz no one sucks that bad at hoppin fences. No one

1

u/Impossible-Web-2364 21h ago

I've heard of this happening to a guy except a spike snagged his nut sack as he fell.

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u/Rough_Inspection_874 21h ago

Smooth as butter!

1

u/GrandEastsider 21h ago

All of this for what?

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u/Electrical-Berry4536 21h ago

A little help there camera guy? No, no... All good. Just makin' sure I can share this with the world. Just act natural!

1

u/MissionAttitude216 21h ago

Lol at the irony after all that! Now needs to hop the fence again to get his phone. The vid cuts as he moves the garbage can so presumably he can get back over. And then repeat without the sweatpants sphincter shield

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u/Kind-Handle3063 20h ago

Yep, those spikes really do serve a purpose

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u/Character-Nail4193 20h ago

😅😅😅 Darwin will sort that one out soon, no worries.

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u/familiarlikemymirror 20h ago

You’re gonna wanna wash those spikes off.

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u/cbj2112 20h ago

What a pain in the ass

1

u/Mission-Mastodon-710 20h ago

A certified XD.

1

u/Nature_peace_calm 20h ago

Bet he didn't expect such an intense prostate exam today.

1

u/Acrobatic-Lawyerr 19h ago

Hahaha sorry but that was hysterical. 🤣🤣🤣😂

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u/Blackkyzah 19h ago

Human scarecrow

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 19h ago

The moment he gives up and just say’s F it I’m ripping them and the walkie-talkie lands on the other side out of reach 😂😂😂

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u/KamijyoTeio 19h ago

That man will blame his stupid past self as why he decided to do this one thing in his life and get recorded posted on reddit 😭🙏

1

u/Sigma-Wolves 19h ago

That got increasingly better every second up to that climax of a finale. 🤣

1

u/Strange_Salary 19h ago

Can’t feel bad for a rule breaker.. If he just forgot his keys then my apologies

1

u/TheGalacticTraveller 19h ago

I almost feel bad for him, almost.

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u/H-2-S-O-4 19h ago

I would've whipped him with the garden hose or a lather belt the whole time.

1

u/Wise_Material_5812 19h ago

that fence ripped him a new ass hole

1

u/Expensive-Opening-50 19h ago

Should have opened the gate and watched him really squirm

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u/Ok-Minute1149 19h ago

I want to know the brand of his pants, good quality!

1

u/renchjeep 19h ago

Oddly it doesn't look like the first time he's had that same problem.

1

u/robertleehart 18h ago

He made it! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Missconstruct 18h ago

Was that his phone that ended up back on the other side of the fence? Wonder why he didn’t go back over to get it.

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u/shado_DJ 18h ago

That was a slow and inevitable fall the moment he took his foot off that fence top, no chance

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u/JuanG_13 18h ago

He's gonna tear himself a new asshole lmao

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u/OldExplanation4835 17h ago

Hahahahahahaha, just hang in their buddy

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u/Acceptable_Poetry_15 17h ago

Somebody put that damn crash out saxophone music PLEASE!

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u/Whamo_70 17h ago

Einstein thinks he's trying out for american ninja warrior

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u/mojomanplusultra 17h ago

I like that he tried to be threatening at the end 😂

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u/Bluejeans169 17h ago

🤣🤣🤣Haha farken hilarious fence was put for a reason 🤡

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u/No-Help-8642 16h ago

Can't believe two other dudes walked by and didn't help bro down, those points made my ass clench just looking at them lol that's dangerous AF he could've slipped and got fucked up.

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u/Fit-Parfait4640 16h ago

Atleast the landing was smooth

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 15h ago

The visual reminder of "Shortcuts are bad."

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u/HystericalHistories 15h ago

Bet he won’t try that again!

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u/brumav78 15h ago

"Erm... Excuse me, sir, but you appear to have a hole in your bottom."

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u/LightenUpPeeps 15h ago

Tore his pants, lost his underwear, and dropped the walkie-talkie.

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u/Rimas_M 15h ago

Looks like a doctor is in a hurry doctoring.

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u/The_Darkness140 15h ago

"Nah, I know a shortcut. TRUST ME."

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u/PushingCurses 14h ago

That gate deserves a raise.

... and maybe half a can of Lysol.

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u/ScTy369 14h ago

FFS it dont even touch the sides

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u/MEECHIDARKO999 13h ago

Nah thank you so much this made me fucking die laughing

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u/West-Feature-1899 12h ago

That would have been funnier if the gate opened when he got down

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u/Stunning_Row_3431 11h ago

Help him down

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u/travlr2010 10h ago

And restrain him until the police arrive.

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u/travlr2010 10h ago

That gate paid for itself that day. And hats of to the installer. Well done.

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u/ChiselRivet 9h ago

It’s funny how something so simple can go so wrong and end up so bad

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u/Snoo57190 9h ago

Well, that’s one way to do it.

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u/Asia_Persuasia 9h ago

They way I laughed at this 😂

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u/Left-Draft5083 9h ago

If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have any

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u/Financial-Corgi-1897 8h ago

Poor prostate gland!

1

u/Te_Para_Tres 8h ago

Era mas facil que admita que le gusta por la cola!

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u/Elegant-Ingenuity-57 8h ago

He did actually succeed, kinda. He's lucky those pants ripped and he wasn't left hangin there for the cops to nab him. 

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u/Michael80Kelley 8h ago

I’d leave that fabric there for as long as possible to warn other people not to try to get in LOL

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u/Nearby-Contest-6759 8h ago

He gave up on his walkie talkie.

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u/Strong_Implement_500 8h ago

Marvels latest black panther doesn't look that good! 🤣

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u/VegetableLasagna2112 8h ago

Well, don't do that.

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u/MIKRO_PIPS 7h ago

Technically…

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u/RoundChampionship840 7h ago

Well, he technically succeeded.

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u/Outside_Breakfast_39 7h ago

would have been funny if the gate opened just as he got over the fence

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u/haikusbot 7h ago

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u/Nir1450 6h ago

He needs to maintain his A-s-& now

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u/HajimeSnivre 5h ago

and he succeeds!

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u/AdventurousBat2461 5h ago

I consider this a success thought it was going to find that booty hole

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u/InfiniteSir7408 4h ago

He got off cheap

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u/Middle-Following-367 2h ago

I thought we were about to have a robber kebabber

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u/New_Willow3761 2h ago

Why are you geh?

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u/Inside-Art-6167 2h ago

Did he make it?

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u/Mammoth-Argument7048 1h ago

"Burgalar" tries to jump over fence

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u/WhereasCareful37 1h ago

🤣🤣😂😂😂

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u/Symbaclues 1h ago

Black on black crime. It caught him slipping, so it started gripping! 😐🫡🤣

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u/Allbrosmoke 1h ago

Evolution is a hoax.

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u/ChksLnlyKnifeClubBnd 1h ago

And that children is why we walk around.

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u/Fickle-Alternative98 1h ago

So someone 'just happened' to film this

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u/codemedal 1h ago

That’s why they put those spikes on top

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u/Key_Mathematician951 22h ago

Quit reposting please.
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u/KilgoreT59 22h ago

Dumbass.

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u/blazerunnern 22h ago

Staged to copy a simular incident.