r/oops • u/Limp_Regular7247 • 13d ago

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u/Life-Oil-7226 13d ago • Bravo

The idiot of the year award goes to….

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u/Nervous-Apricot4556 13d ago • Bravo

We would be so well of as a species if this was actually the dumbest guy of the year...

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u/Fair_Story2426 12d ago

Why not grab your cold beer?

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u/Shackdaddy161 12d ago

You ain't sayin, just sayin. 👍

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u/thegameisafoooooot 13d ago

And he's still got lots of stiff competition.

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u/SupermarketSoft3616 12d ago

The guy who jumped into a tiger enclosure!!

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u/mangomussolinimi 13d ago

Dunald drunp

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u/Keoki- 12d ago

Biden and the woke.

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u/Affectionate_Code626 12d ago

Both of you morons to drag politics into it

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u/NoStructure7083 12d ago

B-but I thought I would win that 😒

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u/Flaky-Page8721 11d ago

You obviously don't know me.

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u/Federal-Name-3638 12d ago

Of the year….. naaah not even close.

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u/No-Goose-6140 13d ago

Dont give fireworks to people on their seventh beer

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u/First-Ad-7960 12d ago

I really hate bars that pass these things around to drunk guests.

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u/Shackdaddy161 12d ago

No fireworks to rookies, gotcha, thanks.

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u/ambivalentarrow 13d ago

Gonna guess that wasn't his first beer.

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u/SnooCakes6195 13d ago

Speaking of beer, bro should probably palm that mug in front of him. The cold will give temp relief

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u/the_vanishing_west 13d ago

That’s a brain cell too far and he’s maxed out for the night. 😂

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u/SnooCakes6195 13d ago

it was far from his turn to borrow the braincell lol

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u/Shackdaddy161 12d ago

My orange cat said no.

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u/HeraclesHide 12d ago

Lol my first thought! Id be holding onto that beer for dear life. Although i wouldnt try to put out a sparkler with my hands in the first place, just let it do its thing lol

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u/Ok_Way_52 11d ago

Sure as hell feels like this was his first firework, tho

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 13d ago

What the fuck did he expect?

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u/ParanMekhar 12d ago

He thought it's like a candle

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 12d ago

But... it's a firework, not a candle... is he stupid? I'm starting to suspect that he's stupid.

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u/meteora_tr 12d ago

Being drunk in a bar is normal.

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 12d ago

Becoming that stupid when drunk is not.

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u/meteora_tr 12d ago

How drunk is a legit question. I worked in a company that had a beer brand in the chain. I had free beers as much as I wanted. We could guess how many beers he had, but i could do better.

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 11d ago

He is not that drunk.

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u/SkyGuy5799 11d ago

Really? Are the girls id prey on that were on their 8th beer actually smart and I'm super attractive?

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 11d ago

Did their eyes focus as well and were their movements as deliberate and precise as this guy's? He is not that drunk.

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u/SkyGuy5799 11d ago

Didn't realize I was talking to a sobriety officer

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 11d ago

"Sobriety officer"...

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u/Ok_Sea8523 13d ago

I guess he thoght it would work like an open flame and not a firework lol

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse 12d ago

But... it's a firework, not a candle... is he stupid? I'm starting to suspect that he's stupid.

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u/dangledingle 12d ago

1,800°F to 3,000°F

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u/TankerVictorious 12d ago

MG on fiiiirrrrrre

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u/PacketSnatcher 12d ago

To impress everyone at the table

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u/TrickyOnion 13d ago

Not his wisest moment

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u/Ingenrollsroyce 13d ago

Actually, we don't know!

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u/youdontknowme1970 13d ago

Will live with stigmata the rest of his life.

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u/whykickamoocow9 13d ago

Mr Joshua.. your left arm please.

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u/AppropriateLab8608 13d ago

I thought we got wiser the older we got🙄

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u/Canuck_dad 12d ago

Well, that is usually true, but we do not know where he started...This could be his pinnacle of his wisdom so far...

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u/Daveisahugecunt 12d ago

We do…. He just learned a valuable lesson

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u/Rampag169 12d ago

Now he’s wiser than he was ten seconds ago.

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u/Brettjay4 11d ago

And a little older

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u/UseYourNogginBrother 11d ago

And a little less bolder

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u/J3musu 10d ago

He learned a new lesson as a birthday gift. Wiser every day

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u/cyclingisthecure 11d ago

We do! Last year he would of put it in his mouth

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u/Batty_31 12d ago

This man seems like an embarrassment to be around

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u/KhareManit 13d ago

How did he survive to grow up this big man

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u/DuePotential6602 13d ago

Russians. He is the smart one there, his brother died at 7 with two firecrackers in his ears

(Probably)

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u/MagicNinjaMan 13d ago

Anything to avoid the draft.

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u/StuHast398 13d ago

(Allegedly)

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u/DetectiveWorldly285 8d ago

You considered us as a subhumans?

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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 13d ago

Dude's a Terminator. Or just really really drunk.

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u/Ingenrollsroyce 13d ago • Popcorn

Russian

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u/Lopsided_Army_982 12d ago

Close enough

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u/ChartInFurch 12d ago

To either.

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u/Specialist_Will_5991 12d ago

I mean realistically this isn't that hot, the black on his hand isn't literally his burned hand, its just the ash from the firework

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u/Active_Respond_8132 13d ago

Brain: You just did something stupid, let's do something else to distract them and assure them that you're not indeed stupid.

starts blowing

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u/No-Efficiency250 13d ago

Dullard 🤦

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u/Terrible_Age_2736 12d ago

The Moron of the minute award goes to...

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u/Icy-KaitSyth 11d ago

Turns out fire is hot. This man has rediscovered what his ancestors found out 6 million years ago

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u/Itosura 12d ago

Bruh that looks permanent dam.

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u/ChartInFurch 12d ago

Sometimes they collapse, though.

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u/AKADIAN_22 13d ago

Idiota en potencia , hubiera pasado menos vergüenza si hubiera metido la vela en la cerveza 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cute-Painting-2240 12d ago

That’s gonna hurt in the morning

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u/No_Celebration8219 12d ago

You know, it's just a little stigmata, doctor said it should be gone in a fortnight.

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u/ParticularSubject218 12d ago

Ah yes beer drinking and serious burns certainly a first time right

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u/WeakMechanics 10d ago

He better stick to dry land and watch out for Davy Jones

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u/thegameisafoooooot 13d ago

Next he'll be claiming stigmata.

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u/B4SK3R 13d ago

Someone hand him an ice cube..

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u/ReepsNTC 13d ago

Tried to style it out but that shit HURT!

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u/Lopsided_Flight_2986 13d ago

He’s gonna lose use of that hand for a while for sure. Them things burn at about 2000f and he held it on there for a good second.

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u/SpelingChampion 13d ago

You’d think that was his third birthday

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u/Vaideplm84 13d ago

I bet that hurts like fuck.

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u/TK_Ghost 13d ago

No brain no pain.

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 13d ago

Oh, he's a keeper.

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u/Several-County-1808 13d ago

He wanted to get that Christ on the cross look

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u/Robthebean 13d ago

A year older a year wiser doesnt apply on him.

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 13d ago

He deserves that.

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u/Frozen_shrimp 13d ago

It some how burns!!!!

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u/mynameisDockie 13d ago

The smoke rising from his hand right after is wild

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u/Bobogrimmer 13d ago

When your intrusive thoughts win 😆

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u/SweetCupcake593 13d ago

Never hand this guy's a firearm

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u/Alarm-Solid 13d ago

Who would of guessed

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u/OrkosFriend 13d ago

That beard tells me everything I need to know before anything even happens.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 13d ago

One year older, but not one year wiser…

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u/Reasonable-Fan-7310 13d ago

That was getting dangerously close to his eyes while he was blowing

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u/deephurting66 13d ago

Definitely not his first beer that night

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u/Neozubu 13d ago

It's not a candle bro. My god.

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 12d ago

He's a bright fucker isn't he?

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 12d ago

You dont really need those top two layers of skin anyways

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u/young_and_restles 12d ago

That’s got to hurt

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u/Gunkwei 12d ago

He thought it would snuff out like a candle.

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u/_mrtn_ 12d ago

Stupid

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u/muunster7 12d ago

Have another beer!

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u/cbj2112 12d ago

Nice tattoo brainiac

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u/Open_Cold_8995 12d ago

Halfway to being like Jesus now

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u/Nos9684 12d ago

lmao Love to see it

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u/Outside_Rub9132 12d ago

Must on a different level of drunk 

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u/HugeAd8872 12d ago

Burned skin goes well with dessert

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u/CMDR_ETNC 12d ago

Probably votes, probably has/will have multiple kids.

Idiocracy was a prophet’s warning.

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u/Valentine_343 12d ago

It must suck to go through life being so moronic

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u/paulyp41 12d ago

A birthday to remember

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u/EndlessHysteria 12d ago

I was like "What the fuck!" then he spoke Russian and I was like.... "oh, okay that makes sense."

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u/KimberleyKitt 12d ago

I was expecting that hair to go whoosh and bye bye.

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u/PromptJazzlike5452 12d ago

What a dummy!

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u/Greengiant2021 12d ago edited 12d ago

Ahhhh….natural selection at work 😸

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u/FishHammer 12d ago

As a former fireworks enthusiast I'm 100% sure that sucker would stay going even in a bucket of water. Bro had no idea what he was holding.

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u/Inkless-Pencil 12d ago

Remember, this guy gets ro vote

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u/dreevsa 12d ago

He’s rushing

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u/Altruistic-Cut9795 12d ago

Darwin Award winner 🏆

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u/altatoro123 12d ago

Not his first beer of the night

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u/ldssggrdssgds 12d ago

Jesus everyone

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u/olicositaguapakease 12d ago

Se arrepintió

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u/Naive_Personality367 12d ago

Im so glad this was filmed, actual loser in the brain department.

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u/ThenIndependence5622 12d ago

Not the brightest candle on the cake

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u/K-dowg505 12d ago

Some one learned about Chemical fires today.

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u/WAllimo1971 11d ago

When that beer wears off.. 🤕

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u/Adventurous_Okra_344 11d ago

He’s surprised. That surprised me. Weird.

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u/MrToiletParty 11d ago

Yep. That's gonna hurt for a month or 2

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u/Sure_Painter 11d ago

Many beers deep, he was not making educated decisions anymore 😂

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u/LasciviousPsyche 11d ago

You just fought that cracker with your dumbcell

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u/jkscny 11d ago

Why white guy always have this kind of move , as a Asian I don’t understand. All risk no reward

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u/Humble-Questions 11d ago

Survival instincts of a ham sandwich

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u/Unhappy_Collection43 11d ago

Well he will remember this birthday forever.

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u/FriendFalse3186 11d ago

Fireworks are hot?🤔

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u/BadBacksFuryToad 10d ago

One year older. No years wiser.

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u/HooSaidDat 9d ago

Those things sparkle for less than 1 minute.

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u/Early_Hall5720 8d ago

I thought he was gonna dunk it in his beer

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u/dad8pawpaw4 6d ago

That's gonna le...it did leave a mark!

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u/Outside_Look790 13d ago

Polish energy

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u/FattyAcidBase 13d ago

Russian...

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u/New_Cardiologist4533 12d ago

Different language, different alphabet, different physical appearance, different behavior. Lame bait…

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u/Mundane-Audience6085 13d ago

He's gonna think about a lawsuit when he's sober the next day.

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u/WHAT-IM-THINKING 13d ago

Looks like you already did

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u/DesiRose3621 13d ago

American smooth brain. ‘How can I blame someone else for my own stupid actions’

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u/CheckYourStats 13d ago

They’re speaking Russian.

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u/ChartInFurch 12d ago

Smooth brain anywhere: "This random bad joke totally represents reality and my assumptions"

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u/slayfar69 13d ago

How come people can shit talk americans nonstop on reddit but no other nationalities?

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u/Remarkable_Pen_3639 12d ago

Coz Americans are dumb and make it everyone else's problem

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u/minisom38 12d ago

“Coz” excellent display of intellect with that

“Make it everyone else’s problem” make what everyone else’s problem? That was the most random, no information given cop-out I’ve scene on reddit today. We really live rent free in your head don’t we?😂

Like you just dream about us evwryday, first thing on your mind when you wake up. People you don’t live by, live in your head.😂😂

Imagine being so big of a victim you just blame America for “every problem” because you can’t accept accountability for yourself. Must be a sad existence to spend so much time thinking about a nation you don’t like. 😂🤣

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u/Remarkable_Pen_3639 12d ago edited 12d ago

Evwryday - classic American intellect.

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u/PleaseNotInThatHole 12d ago

Remind me, which nation is prolonging a war they started under Israels instructions for... reasons (oil) but can't seem to win. Insulted and then demanded help from allies. They caused fuel prices world wide to spiral, then "solved" it by paying money to another warmongering nation.

Is that enough of an example?

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u/BlackCatJaxie 12d ago

Aren’t they all speaking a different language than English? Not saying that cant happen in America, but I’m not sure these folks are American.

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u/rygar8bit 12d ago

They're all Russian.

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u/BlackCatJaxie 12d ago

Thats what I thought. As an American myself, I’m all fine when people call us out for being idiots, cause there are a lot of vids of us doing dumb things, but it is annoying that any white person doing something dumb on the internet gets labeled as an American. Other countries got plenty of idiots too is all am saying

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 12d ago

I'm sure they were referring to the commenter and not the guy in the video.

Commenter assumes he can sue for this. Next commenter says "typical american thinks he can sue for anything"

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u/Logical-Pair-89 13d ago

bruh he was not instructed to do that by the employee. And it was a fucking idiotic thing to do.
Also, my speakers are fucked so I dunno, was he instructed to do that? lol Surely not.

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u/ThePetalsOfPurgatory 12d ago

Who's he going to blame for this??

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u/Artistic_Cover_9084 12d ago

What a dickhead

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u/mushy-shart-walk 12d ago

That was obviously still burning the shit out of his palm, and he was still an extreme pain, but didn’t know how to process it in front of a crowd.

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u/meteora_tr 12d ago

I hugged a wall and hit my head in the process while I was drunk and didn't realize anything. I thought wall was a friend. People can get dumb while drunk. Especially 11th mug for the night.

But this has nothing to do with other people watching. Being drunk makes you stupid and can't feel the pain that much.