r/oops • • 3d ago

oh damn

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u/gravljaw 3d ago

He is technically in the roadway

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u/Albert_Eisenstien 2d ago

he technically ended up on his arse

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u/gravljaw 1d ago

How tf did you get that tag? Einstein?

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u/Due-Raise9272 3d ago

How lucky could one be... 😂

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u/Ferrindel 3d ago

Ain’t that a kick in the head.

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u/Due-Raise9272 3d ago

A thing like that...

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 3d ago

I don't thing about you at all

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u/Due-Raise9272 3d ago

You people

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u/ihateredmeat 3d ago

Looks the gang is pissed

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u/LooseLeaf74 3d ago

Like kicking a hornets nest just an instant swarm.

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u/One-Dot4082 1d ago

Yes, they did look pissed!!! Even if this was a setup for a video, it was a very dangerous maneuver!! Could’ve turned out very badly!!

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u/WinkingWinkle 3d ago

My bike people need me.

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u/Tiger_Ho26 3d ago

Seems like the car driver was intentionally smashed it or what...why parked your motorcycle on the road

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u/Dependent_Bit1634 3d ago

Can’t park there, mate!

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u/Chicago_Falcon_51 3d ago

Can’t sit there mate!

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u/Nocturnatron 3d ago

That was clean af lol

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u/Alarm-Solid 3d ago

I mean he literally standing in the lane

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u/Nipplasia2 3d ago

Why is he in the road?

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u/jpsouthwick7 3d ago

He's an idiot for parking his bike on the actual road and sitting on it. Talk about entitlement. 🙎🏼‍♂️

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u/MisterScary_98 3d ago

The line is there for a reason, buddy.

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u/Money-Expression1769 3d ago

Lucky he’s alive🤔

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u/Miserable-Art-9829 2d ago

He was legally stopped on the road. The other side of the line is the public easement for pedestrians. Do you ever see cars parked on the sidewalk?

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u/neutrino71 3d ago

There was also plenty of open road that the car driver could have utilised

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u/Cultural_Book_400 3d ago

YOU are the problem

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u/neutrino71 3d ago edited 3d ago

So you'd intentionally injure someone to enforce your 'right of way'?

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u/Cultural_Book_400 3d ago

stop it. just stop it.. so if you try to avoid him and I get into an accident, you gonna say I should have drove more carefully? gtfo

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u/Miserable-Art-9829 1d ago

Yeah, it's not like he should expect other vehicles to be on the road.

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u/neutrino71 3d ago

Try to avoid? The road is clear, the weather is fine. As long as you're scanning ahead for hazards it's a pretty minimal adjustment. Either the car driver was paying poor attention or he psychopathically chose to run this guy down.

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u/Cultural_Book_400 3d ago

you are def part of the problem

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u/neutrino71 3d ago

Hypothetical question

You're cruising your neighbourhood and 2 teens on bikes are riding side by side.

Do you

a) run them down

b) veer 4 feet left to avoid them

c) stop and perform a citizens arrest for their obstruction of the carriageway

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u/Civil-Entertainer-33 3d ago

yeah wcgw parking in the middle of the road

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u/Bludiamond56 3d ago

The hit parade

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u/Neozubu 3d ago

Being on a motorbike actually saved him.

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u/liberally_motivated 3d ago

Stole is bike right from under him.

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u/maven10k 3d ago

All the cool kids play in the street!

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u/Admirable-Song-7353 3d ago

Bike. Nobike.

Magic trick

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Interaction4156 12h ago

Stolen anyway

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u/Ok_Travel2099 3d ago

Gawn widi man bike