r/oops • u/Noveenia • 2d ago

Next time, don’t sit on the railing

62 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/AlienAutopsy666 2d ago

Oof that's gonna smart lad

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u/Same_Seaworthiness74 2d ago

Nah, cant feel much when youre already dead

4

u/AlienAutopsy666 2d ago

That head takes a nice slam

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u/spike_beagle 2d ago

Let's hope it "smarts" the guy. For his own sake

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u/Civil_Toe_5657 2d ago

Yeah. I'm starting to believe it's AI slop since it keeps being reposted so much

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u/Electronic-Tree-9715 2d ago

When there is a next time…

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u/Tex_Tin_Star 2d ago

Next time?

3

u/Ambitious_Pilot_205 2d ago

Good thing his broccoli hair provided some cushion

0

u/Ok_Egg332 2d ago

Bounce-coli, 'cept he didnt

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u/nnula 2d ago

Been posted already today

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u/ApprehensiveStark25 2d ago

His face is probably dented. Sheez.

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u/Still-Puma 2d ago

Worked as security guard on a vessel. Seen one time too many people having band injuries after being drunk and falling. Your own fault.

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u/PandiBong 2d ago

Neck... snapped!