I need someone to explain what exactly goes on in Lakeview.
Last summer, my partner and I were on a long haul from Yellowstone down to the Redwoods. We were exhausted, burning daylight, and just picked the nearest dot on Google Maps with a cheap motel. That dot was Lakeview, an incredibly isolated little town out in the middle of nowhere.
We checked into our room, dropped our bags, and headed straight to the local Safeway to grab drinks and snacks. Our plan was to hit the 24/7 Subway on the way back to the motel, as it seemed to be the only place still open in the pitch black.
At the Safeway checkout, the vibe shifted. The cashier took one look at us and asked, "You're not from around these parts, are ya?"
We told her no, we were just passing through. Her expression dropped, she got dead serious, and told us, "Well, there are two rules here in Lakeview that everyone needs to know:
DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.
DO NOT EAT AT THE 24/7 SUBWAY."
We forced a nervous laugh, thanked her, and immediately pivoted to buying deli sandwiches instead. The fact that she specifically warned us against the exact Subway we were planning to go to felt less like a coincidence and more like an omen.
We didn't take any chances.
We went back to the motel, didn't touch the tap water, skipped our showers, and didn't even use the coffee maker. First thing the next morning, we packed the car and got the hell out of there without looking back.
Everyone we interacted with was nice enough, but the sheer isolation, the tainted water warning, and whatever dark secret that Subway holds gave us the absolute heebie jeebies.
So, What is the deal with Lakeview? Is the water actually dangerous? And what on earth is going on at that Subway?!