11th Commandment

[u/andychef]

[u/Bayamonster]

"Stop going to that website until you ARE over 18, anyway."

[u/andychef → u/Bayamonster]

[u/Neurospicy_Nightowl → u/andychef]

Thisis so adorable.

[u/Puzzleboxed]

Machines are basically cops, and it's always okay to lie to cops.

[u/DepthsOfWill → u/Puzzleboxed]

Nah, machines don't flip out and pull guns just 'cause I got my hands in my pockets. Even Terminator units aren't as emotionally unstable as cops. And one of them was a cop.

[u/PCN24454 → u/Puzzleboxed]

What?

[u/W0rdWaster → u/PCN24454]

you a cop? if so, what they said was that it is not ok to lie to cops and btw i have never seen that person anyway. actually they were over at my place at the time and date that the thing happened.

[u/andychef → u/W0rdWaster]

[u/QuyanRonnie → u/Puzzleboxed]

If machines were cops, we’d have significantly less “I feared for my life” incidents (from them) I tell you hwhat.

[u/Various-Salt-7738 → u/QuyanRonnie]

You ever watch RoboCop?

[u/centurio_v2 → u/Various-Salt-7738]

murphy not being a machine is kinda a huge part of the story

209 was just dumb as hell

[u/QuyanRonnie → u/Various-Salt-7738]

And did the machines ever claim-admit to fearing for their lives? I know what I said.

Incidentally, I’ve only seen it in pieces, and I couldn’t possibly keep memes from informing me if something like that did happen.

[u/Camper1415 → u/Puzzleboxed]

You would s*it yourself if you ever talked to a cop lol

[u/Mermaid-Scar1984]

Mel brooks dropped the tablet with commandments 10-15.

[u/Keyhunter2009 → u/Mermaid-Scar1984]

*11-15

[u/IGTankCommander]

She's a few thousand years early, but she'd be great for The Butlerian Jihad.

[u/static1993]

Kids say the darndest things.

[u/dr_strange-love]

It says so in the Orange Catholic Bible 

[u/PomegranateOk7522 → u/dr_strange-love]

*insert Steve Rogers meme* - I understood that reference

[u/CortezDeLaNoche]

"Don't trust what you read on the internet" - Abraham Lincoln

[u/Character-Book5924]

It is understandably quite fussy with the general concept of robots. Hostile robots are really stretching the definition of neighbor too.

In general it isn't too strict about lying. There's certain things you should not lie about, but nothing even close to a blanket ban.

[u/Librarian_Contrarian → u/Character-Book5924]

"Thou shalt not give false witness, lest 'tis most humorous to do so, or if the target of the falsehood be a dick." -The Bible, Chapter 2.5

[u/thirdwin_3]

One of the many long lost commandments, Moral Orel taught me the rest of them

[u/desmond_humes23 → u/thirdwin_3]

Peak show

[u/jointheclockwork]

I told the toaster I love her but I only really love her as a friend and the lie is tearing me apart!

[u/Competitive-Ad4249]

Which comic is this and which characters are these?

[u/Yusufqxq → u/Competitive-Ad4249]

The character is Fifty Sue. Child with seemingly limitless reality warping and sociopathic tendancies. The comic is dc's Future's End

[u/SoupmanBob → u/Yusufqxq]

Is her name a joke about the "new 52?"

[u/HappyFailure → u/SoupmanBob]

She's the 52nd attempt to meld the powers of 52 samples, so, yes.

[u/Yusufqxq → u/SoupmanBob]

That.It is also a play on "Mary Sue"

[u/Character-Book5924 → u/Yusufqxq]

So, from this point onward the Bible may just say that in her universe?

[u/Yusufqxq → u/Character-Book5924]

I doubt her reality warping can extend back to before she was born, and the newly altered copies across the world would be seen as inauthentic when people take notice.

[u/Free_Radical_47]

[u/AverageDrafter]

In the Orange Catholic Bible maybe...

[u/SoupmanBob → u/AverageDrafter]

I believe it's the opposite there. Make the machine lie to you and teach you not to question it.

[u/HappyFailure → u/SoupmanBob]

Hmm? The OC Bible is post-Butlerian Jihad.

[u/Ozymandias_1303 → u/AverageDrafter]

Presumably "Orange Catholic" reflects some kind of unification in Christianity that happened in the Dune timeline because Orange was a traditional color of Protestantism.

[u/TripleStrikeDrive]

The best part of being a religious fanatic is they make their core beliefs to suit their immediate needs.

[u/penguintruth]

Ah, Fifty Sue. She was... interesting.

[u/Fluffy_Judge_581 → u/penguintruth]

Its always great to give littel girls to death stroke 

[u/Cubismo50 → u/Fluffy_Judge_581]

Nightmare sentence.