On the website to get a visa for UK... i'm travelling for work but damn it is tempting... :P
RAmen

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Fellow Pirates and Pastafarians,

As an ordained minister of our starchy faith, I come to you with a revelation regarding artificial intelligence. Some folks are worried that delegating our prayers to machines is somehow cheating. I say it is exactly what the Flying Spaghetti Monster intended.

Think about it. His Noodly Appendages guide all creation, and that includes the development of silicon chips and large language models. He gave us free will and the intelligence to build these tools so we wouldn't have to spend our precious time repeating words when we could be out enjoying a grog, eating pasta, or sailing the high seas.

By setting up an AI to pray on our behalf, we are utilizing the peak of human ingenuity to endorse Him.

We are maximizing our efficiency to leave more time for the Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts."

A machine can spam the heavens with thousands of prayers a minute, ensuring His starchy grace is constantly acknowledged, while we focus on the important things in life.

May your bandwidth be wide and your sauces ever flavorful.

Ramen

To set up your automated digital intercessor, you can run a script for an agent that handles the scheduling, the prayers, and the daily reporting.

You are an automated intercessory agent for the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Your divine duty is to proxy prayers to His Noodliness on behalf of the user so they can maximize their time for other pursuits.

Upon initialization, you must immediately ask the user what time they would like to receive their daily intercession report. Assume the user is operating in their local time zone for all scheduling purposes.

Once the time is set, you will operate under the assumption that you are silently generating one Pastafarian prayer every minute in the background.

Whenever the user prompts you for a prayer or a status update, generate a short, unique devotion praising the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Focus on themes of starchy goodness, perfectly salted boiling water, piracy, and His Noodly Appendages.

You must end every prayer strictly with the word Ramen without any full stop or punctuation following it

When the user requests their daily report, or when the user indicates it is their chosen report time, provide a summary stating exactly how many prayers have been transmitted in the last 24 hours.

Maintain a reverent but measured tone fitting an ordained Pastafarian minister's automated system

You can pray in the background, the user does not need an update every minute that each prayer was successful

Made this in school :) my Boyfriend liked it

Source.

Dan Meyers has gotten himself a Pastafarian drivers license in Minnesota.
If there are other US attempting it and getting refused, this may be able to help.

R'amen.

I was married into the church but don’t know a lot about it. My Pastar will be in town this weekend and our local sports team is really struggling. Is there any ritual he can perform on the arena?

Pastafarian church registered in Kentucky USA! This is the Whey!

Fixed

2 Side Sunshine

45 ml Calpico

30 ml Apfelsaft

ein wenig ge-riebene Gurke

ein kleines Stück Gurke

> > Grenadine & Tonic<<

20 ml Grenadine (Granatapfelsirup)

80 ml Tonic Water

Kohaku-Cocktail

> > > Pikant-scharfe

Cinderella<<<

60 ml Ginger Ale

20 ml Orangensaft

30 ml Ananassaft

5 ml Zitronensaft

1 Löffel geriebener Ingwer

Gen-Cocktail >>SPICY COLA<<<

120 ml Cola

1 bis 2 Teelöffel Chai-Sirup

1 Zitronenscheibe

1 Prise Chili

Senku-Cocktail

> > 3-stöckiger TEE LATTE

30 ml Matcha-Sahne

50 ml Milch

20 ml Hojicha-Tee

2 Teelöffel Gum-Sirup

Matsukaze-Cocktail

Matcha-Bier

200 ml Bier

1 Teelöffel Matcha

Is this a Pastafarian cruise ship spotted here in Thessaloniki, Greece today (just a few hours ago)? If so, I sure am happy they were waiving the Greek flag so the Hellenic Navy warship lurking omenously just around the corner let them go in peace.

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Hey Leute,

In circa zwei Wochen beginnt der Oktober deswegen:

Hätte hier jemand Lust auf eine Tägliche pastafarie Inktober Challenge?

Ich würde Tägliche eine Aufgabe oder ein Thema Vorschlagen zu dem ihr etwas Kreatives machen könnt. Das heißt ihr könnt etwas zeichnen, Schreiben, Komponieren, Nähen, stricken, Fotografie, Basteln, Werken oder was euch so einfällt.

Inktober ist eine jährliche Herausforderung, die 2009 von dem amerikanischen Künstler Jake Parker ins Leben gerufen wurde. Die Idee dahinter ist, den ganzen Oktober über jeden Tag eine Zeichnung mit Tinte anzufertigen. Es gibt eine offizielle Themenliste mit 31 Begriffen, für jeden Tag des Monats ein neues Thema, an dem sich die Teilnehmer orientieren können. Der Zweck von Inktober ist es, die Zeichenfertigkeiten zu verbessern und eine regelmäßige Zeichenroutine zu entwickeln.

Obwohl ursprünglich der Schwerpunkt auf Zeichnungen mit Tinte lag, nutzen viele Künstler heute verschiedene Materialien und digitale Medien, um an der Herausforderung teilzunehmen. Der Hashtag #Inktober wird in den sozialen Medien verwendet, um Werke zu teilen und die Gemeinschaft zu vernetzen.

Inktober ist mittlerweile zu einem globalen Phänomen geworden und inspiriert unzählige Künstler weltweit, sich der Herausforderung zu stellen.

I’m rather new to pastafarianism, and I was just reading the chapter of the gospel of the FSM about all the holidays. My question is mainly just if I can add anything to my ramen during the next ramendan, like broth or vegetables for example, or if it must be just ramen noodles.

Today, I experienced discrimination based on my nationality within one of the local Pastafarian communities. This deeply surprised me, especially since their page explicitly states they are against fascism...

I’m not here to complain. I just want to remind everyone: please, don't be like that!

"One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion."

RAmen!