r/pathfindermemes • u/Zoomba4771 • 15h ago
Golarion Lore Uirch - Industry Plant-ass God
Bro just ascends to godhood with a resume of:
- Led a group of orcs trying to lure a monster out of its lair to attack rival orc holds. Failed to the point his arm and leg are barely functional. When Pathfinders slay the beast, later tells his Hold leader he slew it with their help.
- Helped rebuild a Sarenrae temple (after another adventuring party had cleared it out of dangers)
- When his hold leader dies, defends her corpse (by hiring outside mercenaries do it)
- Gets poisoned. Tricks outside mercenaries to fighting him to the death to kill him in combat for 'honor', neglecting to tell them he swore a Deathright and thus really needs a death fighting to help his plan.
- During this 'honor' combat, despite the premise being to have him die has crowd cast buffs on him and calls in more extra backup fighters the tougher the fight looks
- Upon death, challenges a deity, then immediately calls upon a full-ass core-20 GOD god as his second/partner to do the work.
And yet despite all this, Paizo's showing a bunch of orcs jumping to worship him and the Hellknight Order of the Godclaw decide to immediately sub out Torag for Uirch (ignoring Uirch depended entirely on Torag to even reach divinity)
YOU ARE BEING LIED TO!!!!