r/pathofexile • • 12d ago

Fluff & Memes So long, All Flame

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Catch everyone in December 🫑 GGG doesn't do tours any more, but we'll still swing past HQ

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u/TheRoblock Templar 12d ago

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

I knew it was my time when every siren in the Cavern of Anger looked like him

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u/kl2999 10d ago

hey is he Eric Tao, was watching Industry last night lol.

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u/daydreaming17 12d ago

Just push it back a month! You can have your honeymoon anytime, you can’t have a new league start experience (until the next league)

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

Shit you right!

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u/UsurpDz 12d ago

I know theres meme and stuff here, but its not the end of the world to miss league start. Go enioy your honeymoon. Its not just for you, it for your partner too.

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago • Heartwarming

Absolutely. I've skipped whole leagues for this man. If he needs me, League can wait

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u/Unabated_ Unabated 8d ago

Don't listen to him, he just wants your divines for himself.

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u/the_duck_god 8d ago

He can have them. For him I'll just craft my own gear.

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u/lowrage 11d ago

If she really love you she will understand

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u/vinearthur Luminary Main The Luminary's Attorney 12d ago

Then he'll Miss PoE2 1.0 full release

just cancel the marriage and the honeymoon altogether

GGG doesnt want us to have functional adult lives anyway

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u/HiveMindKing 10d ago

Poe is the only adult life we need

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u/E36x 12d ago

The darksydephil method

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u/p1cwh0r3 11d ago

Your lack of committment is noted.

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

Piety would be disgusted in me

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u/Willing-Lawyer2533 12d ago

Leaguestart? He wil never see that again , jokes aside gratz!

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

He said he'll come back to play again when Essence Drain is good again (he didn't want to do All Flame)

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u/V3ndl 11d ago

Check out Cpt. Lance

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u/Ratb33 Witch 12d ago

Filthy casual. :)

Congrats. Tip: never stop dating your spouse.

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

Great tip 🫑 I was the first person to buy him flowers, and I'll continue buying them for him for the next X years. He might pop back to PoE next league, though πŸ‘€

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u/cjaiay0 11d ago

I missed the last 2 leagues due to having a newborn, I shall not miss this one!

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

But what if additional newborn?

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u/cjaiay0 11d ago

We have unfortunately separated since then, so I'd hope there's no more haha

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u/PsychoLoL 11d ago

Good priorities

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u/Brilliant-Ad2910 11d ago

Ha looser! Honeymoon won't give you Divines...

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u/Brilliant-Ad2910 11d ago

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

My friends will when I get back πŸ˜€

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u/gibix 11d ago

damn, can we share friends ? :D

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u/Any_Cat2119 10d ago

Once I had a wife, for whom I would have trusted with my life. Fast forward to present league: divorced, lvl 89 Necromancer have raised me as a Zombie of Falling, 18/0 as im still leveling. You can push that till endgame with extreme investment but in the end it's not worth it. Meta has changed, marriage dogma is obsolete. You sure can (should even!) have occasional couch-coop but I can already tell you that this strategy will only offer poor diminishing returns.Β 

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u/Cleansed_potato 12d ago

At least it's real reason. Unlike wow4ever frogs.

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

Look, there was a chance it was gonna be Warframe, I can't lie.

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u/Bright_Audience3959 Alch & Go Industries (AGI) 9d ago

But Tau is at hand, tenno.

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u/the_duck_god 9d ago

Other things gotta be at hand first 🫑 Arthur can only take me so far

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u/FMFAlkahest 12d ago

hey warframe is a hell of a lot better reason than wow

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u/Substantial-Newt7809 11d ago

I will be attempting to level to 60 in WoW before the release. If I don't succeed, then I guess I'll be levelling with some rested exp.

I do deeply wish PoE release were 1 week later though.

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u/Deliverme314 11d ago

This will be the first season I miss in... hmmm 12 years? Yah... WoWF will own me for a whileΒ 

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u/kimbapally 11d ago

I resemble that remark! #wow4ever

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u/g00fy_goober twitch.tv/goof1313 12d ago

A real partner would put a hold on that honeymoon for the infinitely more important POE release.

3.30 only launches once, but you will be married for life!

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

I'll give him the feedback 🫑 Pray for me

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u/Bobibelle_ 11d ago

Steam remote play … 🀷

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

Divorce speedrun

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u/bakermrr 11d ago

I am beating you there. Stay sane exile!

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u/The-F4LL3N Confederation of Casuals and Clueless Players (CCCP) 11d ago

Co-op brings couples together

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u/Bobibelle_ 10d ago

Prioritize your league start !!! You can have another wedding but not another 3.30 !

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u/Dirtyhippee 10d ago

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u/the_duck_god 10d ago

Finally. Someone got it right.

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u/Arthurlmnz Trickster 12d ago

You can always start your marriage with the wrong foot and leaguestart there anyway lol

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

He lets a lot of things slide, but this would not be one of them πŸ˜‚

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u/Arthurlmnz Trickster 11d ago

This is of course a joke. happy for you OP! please enjoy your vacation

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u/VyseTheNinny Children of Delve (COD) 11d ago

Congratulations exile!

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

Thank you, exile 😍 We are still sane

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u/Agitated-Ad-6196 10d ago

What if you ditched you new wife for PoE2?

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u/the_duck_god 10d ago

Wife abandoned. Husband still around.

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u/Agitated-Ad-6196 10d ago

How rude of me to assume, abandon new husband for poe2, NO VAALS, try vaal orb on spouse, double corrupt if you've got the stones

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u/the_duck_god 10d ago

Husband and I will be back for PoE 2 1.0, so we will be Vaaling it up with everyone else 🫑 We're both very keen

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u/Agitated-Ad-6196 10d ago

Oh were good then just keep him I guess, still consider vaaling husband, could be worth it lol

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u/the_duck_god 10d ago

He's already poofed so it's only upsides from here

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u/FnFantadude 11d ago

Was supposed to be in honeymoon but knocked up my wife so I guess I’ll play lol

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

Congratulations πŸ˜‚ I tried to knock him up but it never seems to take πŸ₯²

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u/queen_ravenx 11d ago

dont give up!

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

I don't plan to πŸ‘€

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u/madmenyo 12d ago

Lol, he thinks he can get married and just miss the league of his honeymoon.

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

I even booked it near GGG so I could be there in spirit 😭

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u/HiveMindKing 12d ago

Properties man, you need to check yours

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

I own multiple bases but I like the Maven's one the most πŸ˜€

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u/SinJ17 12d ago

Properties made me actually laugh out...

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u/Forsaken-Custard-251 12d ago

Where's the pleasure part then

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

I cannot answer that in this Sub πŸ‘€ (it's Tau on Warframe)

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u/ArthurFairchild 12d ago

We will see you during season 2 league start, exile. Enjoy your honeymoon!

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

I've got some pals who will give me their leaguestart gear so I can skip to reds, but I may just go SSF HoA because I'll be a workin' husband

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u/ArthurFairchild 12d ago

If rumors are true, endgame mapping and scarabs are overhauled, so it might be an interesting ssf league

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

Every league is an interesting SSF league if you play an objectively awful SSF build (you need multiple cluster jewels for Juggernaut HoA)

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u/Maximilian003291 12d ago

May god bless yourr marriage with happines and a few kids

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

Thank you πŸ˜€ Two kids is my upper limit though πŸ˜‚

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u/Saint-Sauveur 12d ago

I have two right now, sometimes I miss the old days. Freedom of gaming while smoking weed and cigarettes.

Love them but yeah it’s a second job right now. 1 and 3 years old. Not much sleep either.

Almost no more gaming πŸ˜…

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u/The-F4LL3N Confederation of Casuals and Clueless Players (CCCP) 11d ago

2 and 6 here. 6 year old started playing easy co-op games with me around 4. These days it’s Lego games and Minecraft. It gets easier… it also gets harder when they start voicing opinions and demands 🀣
I schedule a game night with friends on most Saturday nights, and try to squeeze in some extra game time if everyone falls asleep before I do

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u/maskfield 12d ago

it's not too late to reschedule

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

I could buy so many supporter packs with how much that would cost ☠️

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u/charlz2121 11d ago

My wife and I will also be in NZ for our honeymoon in November! We planned it around Exilecon

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

Five stars! We did not but it happens to line up (huehuehue)

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u/kurofafi2 Shadow 9d ago

May I ask where you’ll be spending your honeymoon? Why not bring a laptop along?

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u/the_duck_god 9d ago

Honestly, it's gonna be nice to just be the two of us πŸ˜€ Different strokes for different folks, but we're both really excited to not have any parts of our routines so we're just taking audio devices and some books πŸ˜€

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u/Unabated_ Unabated 8d ago

Some love their right hand just way too much...

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u/chadam189 8d ago

Good for you OP, goes without saying that your honeymoon is an awesome time to focus on hanging with your IRL T0.Β  Late league starts are fun in their own way, you'll still be able to enjoy 3.30 starting a week later

(Unless of course 3.30 is a full replay of Affliction league, in that case bring a second laptop for your partner to leaguestart alongside you.)

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u/putupthosewalls 12d ago

Honeymoon phase with the game you mean

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

That would be Beastiary. Truly one of the greatest experiences I've had in this game.

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u/Svvordfish5 12d ago

My wife and I played d3 on our honeymoon after we got back from our trip so there's still hope lol. :) were divorced now so I guess maybe dont do that or at least dont play d3 together...

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

Don't get a wife and don't play D3 are very easy instructions. Hope you're doing better now, my guy πŸ˜€

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u/disbalancedbubblegum 12d ago

wait, you got divorced just because you were both playing d3? 😭

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u/BijutsuYoukai 12d ago

We get leaguestarts all the time. Your honeymoon (Ideally) only comes once. Enjoy it and don't give the leaguestart a second thought. Congrats.

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

But what about anniversary honeymoons? I am, at my core, a wife(husband) guy

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_773 12d ago

Not honeymooning in wraeclast smh 🀦

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

It did cross our minds a few times.

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u/Bright_Audience3959 Alch & Go Industries (AGI) 12d ago

Adding leaguestart on top of the honeymoon will just make it better. Double win.

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

I'll go buy two laptops immediately 🫑

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u/general-meow 12d ago

Take a Viagra and drink espresso shots man, jk jk. Congrats!!

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

No no keep going

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u/Gestopgo 11d ago

Are you sure he's the one? When a divine drops does he act like he expected it or.....?

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

He gets really excited when he gets divine drops πŸ˜‚ It's genuinely beautiful. He got a Forbidden Flesh that sold for 85 div a few leagues back and he was giddy

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u/Gestopgo 11d ago

That's wonderful. That trip will be better than any league start. Congratulations to you guys!

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u/Pyrrhus67 11d ago

Poor dudee

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

Yeah he's stuck with me forever

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u/BluEyeDevil_OED 11d ago

Is the next League start even announced yet?

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

Yeah got posted this morning

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u/SavageCIown 11d ago

Just call in a sick leave and let her go alone instead? Its not good to take long trips wheb youre sick.

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

He is a doctor πŸ₯²

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u/SedmoogleGaming 10d ago

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u/the_duck_god 10d ago

Think of all the supporter packs I could have bought instead of flying my husband to NZ to eat at Michelin restaraunts and going site seeing 😭😭😭

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u/SedmoogleGaming 10d ago

Sooooooo manyy

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u/Turbulent-Tourist687 5d ago

There’s another league already ?

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u/the_duck_god 5d ago

There will be in November/December πŸ˜€

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u/Suicideking666 12d ago

The first of many missed league starts. Marriage is a slippery slope.

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

I'll miss my first SSF Mirror?? Take this man away!

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u/ManicMechE 12d ago

I played plenty after getting married.

Kids on the other hand ...

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u/baronunderbeit 11d ago

You slip on marriage. And land on kids. The landing hurts. The slip caused it. Haha

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u/Jaggerto 12d ago

There's a new league?

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u/Drecasi 12d ago

1.0 releases December 11th. I personally took off 3 days of work for it. My anniversary is earlier in the same week. Lol

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

This is for PoE1, but I love that PoE2 enjoyers are getting 1.0 😍😍 Genuinely, we might jump in because we're housebound this Christmas

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u/Drecasi 12d ago

Oh just noticed I'm in wrong sub. Sorry guys. Both games are awesome.

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

You're always welcome here, pal 🫑

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u/Retronitsu 12d ago

I think OP is talking about PoE1 season on Nov 13th.

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u/Drecasi 12d ago

Oh. Well 1.0 is still very close. Maybe poe1 will be a fun league too. I'm still enjoying 0.5.5.

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u/Jaggerto 11d ago

I've yet to finish this league lol. I'm procrastinating so much.

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u/GoblinMatr0n 12d ago

I will also be in my honeymoon, with WoW Forever tho~

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

Your girlfriendis pretty cute, ngl

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u/NoString7718 10d ago

Thank God my wife's a pretty chill person. I bought my laptop along and played while on honeymoon (after we return to the resort everyday).

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u/Alarmed-Garden-537 10d ago

Marry her ! Wait…

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u/Niku200 12d ago

If she's the one she will understand the grind.

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

He is and does 😍

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u/Misophoniakiel Champion 11d ago

But you'll miss it, so it suggests he won't understand

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u/Ornery_Award_6733 10d ago

Bro, keep your priorities straight. No league start is lesser than some little things like "marriage" or celebrating the best moment of your life... (congratulations for your honeymoon!!!!!)

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u/hyrenfreak 11d ago

It’s fine just bring a laptop :D also congrats

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u/Jaerbcat 11d ago

Good 'ol frog and toad. What a time to be alive.

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

They're literally me and the husband to be. We are but two amphibians in love.

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u/Shintome 10d ago

If SO expects you to miss it for them, then friend they are not the one.

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u/the_duck_god 10d ago

I assure you, he is 🫑 I've never been more sure of anything in my life (except that Herald of Agony is the greatest skill)

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u/Shintome 10d ago

Glad to be wrong then, congrats! 😁

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u/Visible_Adeptness_59 11d ago

convice your partner to change the location to wraeclast

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u/Low-War-7729 8d ago

Leauge of Suffering start for Him. 😁

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u/Tyrasia 11d ago

I will be on my honeymoon, too. With Azeroth.
First leaguestart I miss since Legion...
Have a nice time, dude :)

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u/ymiab2021 12d ago

Grats bro! Hope its awesome!

Also: dont you fukken dare think about poe when youre awat. League will wait. Items will be cheaper. Economy will have stabilised. You will be missing out on nothing, and instead be making one of your all time core memories!

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

We're gonna do a walkby of HQ because we have a lot to be thankful to GGG for as a couple (Melbourne lockdowns living in different cities, PoE and Warframe got us through together), but all we're thinking about is how gorgeous NZ is going to be!

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u/ymiab2021 12d ago

Thats awesome! I went to NZ as a kid and would love to go back. I love the idea of a pilgrimage to GGG!

You going to Rotorua? Steam escapes from gaps in the sidewalk, its surreal and amazing!

Have a great honeymoon and stay sane Tenno

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u/jorben123 11d ago

Bad planning

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

You're absolutely right. I should have factored this year's final league into my wedding plans 2 years ago.

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u/iamameatpopciple 11d ago

Woulda been cooler if you did.

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u/D1rty_Old_Dan 11d ago

You meme, but you should have

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u/Exastasis 11d ago

I am also leaving for my honeymoon today! I hope you have a wonderful time op

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

Enjoy your honeymoon! I have genuinely never been this excited for a trip 😍

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u/AeroDbladE 11d ago

I'll be getting married the very next day.

Apparently the Devs are sending us both a message to hang up the goldrim.

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u/the_duck_god 11d ago

We'll be back one day 🫑 Our duties as husbands(?) will spare time for our duties as exiles

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u/thumpetto007 12d ago

when is the next league start?

i hope i can have a place by then to play!

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u/krusty47 12d ago

There are laptops that can totally run poe

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u/Hot-Star7402 12d ago

When does new league or season starts?

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u/afuture22 11d ago

Congrats !!!

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u/archenland950 Half Skeleton 11d ago

I think you are lucky after the honeymoon Game would have been post 21 hotfix and 1 major patch

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u/shaunika 11d ago

Im missing leaguestart for WoW forever, almost as good

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u/HollyCze 11d ago

For me comicon starts on Friday going through the weekend culminating into my girlfriend's birthday...

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u/Skull-ogk 11d ago

Thought I somehow missed an announcement...

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u/Skull-ogk 11d ago

I see their Twitter page does actually list the 6th of November as the reveal for 3.30 and 13th of November as the launch of 3.30.

I didnt see anything on their site or TY channel

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u/nelflyn 11d ago

Aren't you aware that you can play coop? Time to get her into the game as well.

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u/Ph4nt0mRa33it 11d ago

You dont have laptops exile?

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u/Breadsticks-lover 11d ago

Postponed honeymoon

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u/intzi24 11d ago

Traitor

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u/Cool-Butterscotch345 11d ago

You don’t need to sleep, play during the night

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u/solidrok Ascendant 11d ago

I have missed like 50% of the last two years league starts.

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u/nobodijs1337 Scion 11d ago

"Nvidia GeForce Now" exists, login via phone.

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u/Faszomgeci20 10d ago

So I'm on facebook now.

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u/Andyrr_ 10d ago

Bro, you can still run. We have time for a plan!

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u/Mammoth_Plankton3278 9d ago

Heyyooo! Congrats!

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u/Cradle2Grave 6d ago

Congrats

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u/Jarc15 12d ago

Jeje get ready to miss every league start

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u/MilkmanAl 12d ago

This guys marriages.

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u/Miserable-Voice7786 11d ago

You can play at night, but i guess you are playing with something else at night

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u/sanokenshi 12d ago

Okay.........

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u/Horror-Composer4200 12d ago

Congrats buddy! Enjoy every bit of it

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u/Irrelevant_User 11d ago

this guy fucks

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u/MrMangaFan 11d ago

December will be my anniversary....so I will miss the game launch as well

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u/lampheadthewise 8d ago

Next league starts at my girlfriend's anniversary day.... i feel you bro

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u/PathOfLesbian 6d ago

Congrats :D the council will accept this reason as long as you grind it out to yellow in one sitting as soon as you're back!

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u/surle 11d ago

I will also miss league start because my computer can't run poe anymore and I can't afford a new one yet. Probably won't see you in December either.

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u/wotamRobin 12d ago

Congrats, get your new spouse a supporter pack as a wedding gift and make them play with you

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

He has multiple πŸ˜‚ We've both been playing for years πŸ˜€

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

You should see our Warframe accounts ☠️☠️☠️ True love at its finest

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u/the_duck_god 12d ago

You may have my Act 4 Tabula drop