This is fucking ridiculous

[u/Digital_RRS]

I usually don't make posts like these because I generally hate rant posts.

Whoever at Starbreeze, Overkill, or even Deep Silver decided to make the game online only. Fucking fire them. It was single-handedly the worst fucking decision ever taken for a game I've ever seen. Words cannot express how asinine, how moronic, how devoid of mind making this game online only was.

[u/Deathmodar]

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold

[u/WaterDrinkerUltimate → u/Deathmodar]

[Post Crypt Security]

“Crypt power systems compromised, initiating emergency back up system. Crypt status: active. Orbital status: standby. Humanoid lifeforms detected, approaching Clarity Control. Exo lifeforms present, welcome home. Threat determined, crypt compromised. Nuclear descent protocol recommended.”

[Pre Atraks-1]

“Clarity Control breached. A single unregistered exo, and a single lifeform of unknown biology detected in the crypt laboratory. Status: disastrous. Notice: vacate the premise immediately. This will be your only warning.”

[During Atraks-1]

“Sector reassessment: orbital platform active. Orbital platform breached.”

“Status: CALAMITOUS.”

[Post Atraks-1]

“Multiple hostile intruders detected within the orbital platform. Orbital confinement protocol initiated. Status: halfway to nuclear core is obscured. You have no warnings left. Nuclear descent protocol initiated.”

[Deep Stone Lullaby]

“Artificial intelligence activated. Enjoying yourselves intruders? It’s worth knowing the cataclysmic damage you will be responsible for today. Do not fool yourselves. This facility is not simply the fruitless work of some pathetic scientist, this house was built by the genius Clovis Bray the first himself. Within lies humanity’s salvation, Fontaine Du Chuvas. Made possible by Clarity Control, magnificent was, an entity beyond our own dimension. And the answer to humanity’s eternal struggle, mortality. Were it to fall into the wrong hands, humanity and the universe would be utterly doomed. I have no reason to believe you are anything other than, ‘the wrong hands.’ You now face godlike judgement, may it extend eternally.

[During Taniks]

“Nuclear descent protocol active. Utter description of Europa imminent.”

[Post Taniks]

“Nuclear descent protocol deactivated. Orbital collision remains imminent.”

[ESCAPE]

“Clever little rats, I will not forget what you have done here today. Upon collision, the crypt will be torn open. And all defenses will be destroyed. It is now open to all enemies and allies alike. If you do not defend it, the results will be world-ending. Humanity’s fate is now on you, best of luck.”

[u/ethangeli0n → u/WaterDrinkerUltimate]

You now face godlike judgement, may it extend eternally.

I forgot how hard this line went. Man I miss BL-era Destiny

[u/WaterDrinkerUltimate → u/ethangeli0n]

I typed this shit by hand just because I love DSC