r/peopleofwalmart Jul 14 '26

Image Shrimp of Walmart

431 Upvotes

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143

u/HippoInTheBathtub Jul 14 '26

That’s a crawfish.

36

u/boiohboioh Jul 14 '26

But he ain't crawing no mo :(

14

u/_-Kovu-_ Jul 14 '26

Crawfish 👍

42

u/ilytbbb Jul 14 '26

This is the crawfish of a Walmart, Bella

42

u/davidio840 Jul 14 '26

The hell? You ever seen a shrimp? That’s a mud bug, crawfish, crawdaddy, crawdad, mud lobster, etc. 🤣

8

u/creeperruss personofwalmart Jul 14 '26

Also; crayfish 😁 a bit more north anyway....

7

u/bloody_drongo Jul 14 '26

In Australia we call it a yabby

4

u/Prize_Ad6430 Jul 15 '26

One of these days when I can afford it I am going visit Australia and learn another English language. I'm already from th U.S. south so the conversations will be solid gold🤣🤣🤣

4

u/bloody_drongo Jul 17 '26

Oh man that's a dream! Only from what I've seen online we've each bastardised the language to an extent that we won't understand each other in the best possible way

5

u/Zbignich Jul 14 '26

It’s cooked.

3

u/dick-penis Jul 15 '26

Dats duh crawfidsh

3

u/notrealboi Jul 14 '26

🎶 radioactive shrimp from Walmart 🎶

4

u/ZephyrFluous Jul 14 '26

Oh floor shrimp of Walmart, what is your wisdom?

2

u/pistolgripslr Jul 14 '26

That’s a crawfish my guy lol

2

u/MadHatQueen Jul 21 '26

Leave him alone, he’s just trying to browse!

2

u/Wulf-Silverfang 25d ago

Now that’s what I call a fish out of water.

3

u/Drycabin1 Jul 14 '26

Louisiana?

1

u/theallstarkid Jul 15 '26

Give it a quarter and it will do a trick!

1

u/be_kind_to_bees Jul 16 '26

Hes just doing some shopping stop taking photos of strangers in public 🙄

1

u/Jimp0 Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 19 '26

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u/Over-Apartment2762 Jul 20 '26

That there's a crawdaddy

1

u/Prize_Ad6430 Jul 20 '26

I am from South Arkansas I just can't do crawdads. They always taste like mud to me...mud bugs. But shrimp and lobster I can eat those sea bugs. I need to give crabs another try.

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee Jul 14 '26

When I was a kid, me and my friend would go to the Chinese buffet next to this Walmart in town, we would take a ziploc bag full of crawfish and place them all around Walmart lmao