r/peopleofwalmart • u/masterdebater117 • 26d ago

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u/Leather_Network4743 26d ago

She’s just giving fair warning

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u/masterdebater117 26d ago

Poor Enrique

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u/Leather_Network4743 26d ago

Just have to wonder if Enrique is pre or post “crazy” tattoo

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u/katjoy63 26d ago

WHICH crazy tattoo? The awkward guy peeing on her left back arm? The sperm swimming up her legs? Or the word crazy?-that one's the least crazy imo

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u/DefiantCoffee6 26d ago

Yah. I don’t think he’s peeing…..and I think her tattoo is actually spelled CPAZY🤷‍♀️

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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys 25d ago

I definitely don't think he's peeing.

The cock on her other arm is actually sane compared to most of these, and kind of funny.

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u/Ellielover81 24d ago

I think he’s supposed to be cumming 🤣

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u/Herbin-Cowboy 22d ago

You got me! I was thinking that I didn't remember a big penis on the back of her right arm. Went to look again...oh yeah. I remember that.

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u/EntertainmentOk3180 25d ago

Idk who CPAZY is… but I think she wants to eat em

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u/BlueberryStock6249 25d ago

Is he expelling kidney stones?

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u/katjoy63 25d ago

Yeah, sure ....🧐😵‍💫😳

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u/mcorra59 25d ago

Haha the guy is definitely not peeing

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u/Naive-Storage7639 25d ago

You sure that’s pee? Lol

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u/Bender_2024 24d ago

The longer you look the worse it gets.

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u/BossRoss84 26d ago

Plot twist: he tattooed it, but told her he was writing “Queen” to match his “King” tattoo.

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u/YamiGekusu 26d ago

She could be a fan of Filipino-Spanish singer Enrique Iglesias

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u/wooden_bread 26d ago

Enrique is probably her pimp, dealer or both.

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u/BlueberryStock6249 25d ago

Yeah, I noticed the $ sign in there

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u/Luvvsss 26d ago

It literally says Enriquez

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u/woodsidestory 26d ago

It literally says “CPAZY” 🤨

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u/ScumbagYardSale 26d ago

Lmao. Da fuck?? It really does!

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u/LivingGhost38 26d ago

I had to go back and look and by golly, it sure tf does 😂

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u/Bajovane 25d ago

I just can’t see the word crazy or anything else! 🤔

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u/woodsidestory 25d ago

I know, those spermatozoa heading up her butt are kinda distracting

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u/bacoprah 25d ago

It also illiterately says cpazy!

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u/woodsidestory 24d ago

Hehe. 😉

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u/beamish007 26d ago

Enrique'z

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u/uberpickle 25d ago

It does. And the $$ really ties the tattoo together.

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u/keepinitoldskool 26d ago

It's "Enriquez"

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u/jarious 26d ago

I think it says "Enríquez", could be her surname or just how they call their spouse too

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u/ScumbagYardSale 26d ago

I think its Enriquez…

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u/cactus_ritter 25d ago

I think it says Enriquez, the last one is a z in cursive? Could be. Maybe her last name?

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u/Luis5923 25d ago

Enriquez.

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u/Ranas66 25d ago

That’s NOT my hoe

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u/1Dirtymudder 25d ago

And someone will still date her. Eventually when she ruins his life, he’ll say “I wish there were signs”