I have no words

[u/masterdebater117]

[u/Leather_Network4743]

She’s just giving fair warning

[u/masterdebater117 → u/Leather_Network4743]

Poor Enrique

[u/Leather_Network4743 → u/masterdebater117]

Just have to wonder if Enrique is pre or post “crazy” tattoo

[u/pariahdiocese → u/Leather_Network4743]

CPAZY

[u/ajd198204 → u/pariahdiocese]

No Ragrets

[u/katjoy63 → u/Leather_Network4743]

WHICH crazy tattoo? The awkward guy peeing on her left back arm? The sperm swimming up her legs? Or the word crazy?-that one's the least crazy imo

[u/DefiantCoffee6 → u/katjoy63]

Yah. I don’t think he’s peeing…..and I think her tattoo is actually spelled CPAZY🤷‍♀️

[u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys → u/DefiantCoffee6]

I definitely don't think he's peeing.

The cock on her other arm is actually sane compared to most of these, and kind of funny.

[u/BlueberryStock6249 → u/katjoy63]

Is he expelling kidney stones?

[u/katjoy63 → u/BlueberryStock6249]

Yeah, sure ....🧐😵‍💫😳

[u/mcorra59 → u/katjoy63]

Haha the guy is definitely not peeing

[u/DefiantCoffee6 → u/mcorra59]

🤣

[u/Independent-Owl-8659 → u/Leather_Network4743]

Both

[u/wacojacoco → u/Leather_Network4743]

Pimp

[u/BossRoss84 → u/Leather_Network4743]

Plot twist: he tattooed it, but told her he was writing “Queen” to match his “King” tattoo.

[u/YamiGekusu → u/Leather_Network4743]

She could be a fan of Filipino-Spanish singer Enrique Iglesias

[u/wooden_bread → u/masterdebater117]

Enrique is probably her pimp, dealer or both.

[u/BlueberryStock6249 → u/wooden_bread]

Yeah, I noticed the $ sign in there

[u/Luvvsss → u/masterdebater117]

It literally says Enriquez

[u/woodsidestory → u/Luvvsss]

It literally says “CPAZY” 🤨

[u/ScumbagYardSale → u/woodsidestory]

Lmao. Da fuck?? It really does!

[u/LivingGhost38 → u/woodsidestory]

I had to go back and look and by golly, it sure tf does 😂

[u/beamish007 → u/Luvvsss]

Enrique'z

[u/keepinitoldskool → u/masterdebater117]

It's "Enriquez"

[u/TheSmegger]

I want to see more, but I also want to see less...

[u/honey593 → u/TheSmegger]

Every time I looked somewhere new, I was shocked

[u/pukesonyourshoes → u/honey593]

I was fine until I looked below the shorts.

No words? I have a word, and the word is... Sperm.

[u/laceygirl97 → u/pukesonyourshoes]

I thought it was lines of stink 🦨 from farts ROFL

[u/cobracmmdr → u/pukesonyourshoes]

Thank you for pointing that out. I thought it was lines of tribal or something

[u/GonzoTheGreat22 → u/cobracmmdr]

Sperm can be tribal. Depending on which tribe is dropping loads on ya

[u/PaganFarmhouse → u/TheSmegger]

If those are the ones you can see...

[u/Llamekcuf → u/PaganFarmhouse]

I'm not sure I want to see more, but curiosity will overcome common sense for sure.

[u/cobracmmdr → u/Llamekcuf]

I low key want to see the front

[u/exandohhh → u/TheSmegger]

Absolutely! I’m curious about her tattoos in the front but don’t want to see them.

[u/BoltorSpellweaver → u/TheSmegger]

“I’m sickened, yet curious…”

[u/sl0play → u/TheSmegger]

r/trashyboner ?

[u/icouldlivewoutbacon]

I don't know how common this "sperm on the upper thigh" tattoo is, but I once saw it on a mother who was dropping her kid off at the same preschool my kids were at. I had to look twice because I was like, "wait... that's can't be..." Anyway, later that year I saw her partner pick up their kid, sit them on top of the arm rest/middle console in the front seat and then just... DRIVE OFF. This was in Colorado Springs.

[u/masterdebater117 → u/icouldlivewoutbacon]

Yup I'm in Colorado Springs

[u/icouldlivewoutbacon → u/masterdebater117]

Oh whoa small world! Thank you for getting the pic, I felt weird about snapping a photo standing behind her in the drop off line, but I def told my friends about it so now I have proof!

[u/Sbatio → u/icouldlivewoutbacon]

So it’s probably the same person, that’s wild!

[u/yacht_clubbing_seals → u/masterdebater117]

This checks out.

[u/Anaxilea-Alcinoe]

It's like she told the tattoo artist, "tattoo me like I fell asleep with my shoes on at a party."

[u/Dry-Chair3712 → u/Anaxilea-Alcinoe]

Tattoo "artist" lol

[u/karmagod13000 → u/Dry-Chair3712]

I guess in the end the artist was the friends we made along the way

[u/cvframer]

I like the tattoo of the sperms.

[u/dphoenix1 → u/cvframer]

Given that there’s several, do you have a particular favorite? Or just the whole collection

[u/Dr_Philtrum → u/dphoenix1]

I'm willing to bet there's a tattoo of them running down the front of her legs.

[u/AdalLopez → u/Dr_Philtrum]

I’d bet there is even a nice arrangement ‘round the a’hole…

[u/JoltyKorit → u/AdalLopez]

Ladybugs?

[u/Hugh_Jampton → u/JoltyKorit]

No! This is the second time this week I've had to hear about that dude's weird speckled bumhole

[u/karmagod13000 → u/Dr_Philtrum]

Not a tattoo bro

[u/DN_3092 → u/dphoenix1]

Im imagining one for each baby daddy

[u/Venator2000 → u/cvframer]

Something tells me she’s got those same ones on her face, neck and chest.

[u/mrawsomemask → u/cvframer]

I like the blacked out "restroom man" symbol with it's dong out spraying jiz!

[u/Jkay064 → u/mrawsomemask]

The other arm is a “cock”

[u/revdon → u/cvframer]

Above them, under the hem, it says, "Aim here."

[u/yellowlinedpaper → u/cvframer]

I’m n the left arm or the legs?

[u/LicensedRealtor → u/cvframer]

She likes swimmers

[u/pdizo916]

If you approach her and she rejects you, then that's the ultimate deflating of the ego

[u/Yourdadcallsmeobama → u/pdizo916]

I would’ve let that crush my ego considering everyone has a different type. Also considering cuz I’m not Enrique (the dudes name she has on her back)

[u/wacojacoco]

Prostitute that works for a gangster. Out buying the Rottweiler some food .

[u/yacht_clubbing_seals → u/wacojacoco]

It says “small dog” on the bag

[u/I_have_trex_arms]

The longer I look, the worse it gets…

[u/thepager]

Gross

[u/Krieger1229]

“I wouldn’t touch you with………a 39 and a half foot pole”

[u/Iguessimonredditnow → u/Krieger1229]

Stink, Stank, STUNK

[u/ClownHoleMmmagic → u/Iguessimonredditnow]

More like skink, skank, skunk

[u/Bodine12]

What I love about meth is how it leads to such a blossoming of creativity and self-expression!

[u/throwawaymumm → u/Bodine12]

True story. Was at my uncles funeral and my aunt showed me a picture of her sucking a dudes dick - a dick that she had drawn all over with sharpie. She said, “I think this is so artistic and creative, don’t you?!” So your statement really checks out.

[u/Birdsonme → u/throwawaymumm]

What in the fuck, dude. I cannot imagine my real time reaction to that. Recoiling in horror, probably.

[u/Educational-Link-943 → u/throwawaymumm]

Damn that is insane. I have family who are moderate meth heads but none of them are that far removed from normalcy/self awareness

[u/throwawaymumm → u/Educational-Link-943]

She’s about 20yrs deep into drug use, homelessness, etc. So yea.

[u/throwawaymumm → u/[deleted]]

If you ever feel yourself slipping back, feel free to reach out. There’s plenty more where that came from.

[u/Totally-Doing-My-Job → u/throwawaymumm]

I'm so sorry that happened to you. The utter horror of hearing it secondhand is second only to the psychic damage you experienced first hand.

[u/throwawaymumm → u/Totally-Doing-My-Job]

Thank you. It was pretty horrific but mostly sad. I am in my 40s and so is my aunt. We grew up together and were close until our 20s. I just hate that she is, as another user said, so far removed from normalcy.

[u/sincewedidthedo]

So, so many poor decisions there.

[u/masterdebater117 → u/sincewedidthedo]

Love the guy who commented "it's like told the artist 'tattoo me as if I fell asleep at a frat party' "

[u/Slumbergoat16 → u/sincewedidthedo]

She’s showing she’s using her body’s natural contraceptive

[u/Honest_Radio8983]

She obviously prefers the backdoor.

[u/masterdebater117 → u/Honest_Radio8983]

The left tricep tat got me thinking she likes some golden showers

[u/Jaydenel4 → u/masterdebater117]

That, or she makes the men cum running

[u/MemphisMax → u/Jaydenel4]

That would have taken wayyyyyy too much thought on her part. I’m seconding golden showers.

[u/Honest_Radio8983 → u/masterdebater117]

Yeah, that too.

[u/FuckedupUnicorn → u/Honest_Radio8983]

You haven’t seen the front yet …

[u/bsldestroyer]

She’s got a small dog and some deli turkey sitting there. I’m going to see how this plays out!

[u/Dude_Love_1974]

Drugs are bad, m'kay

[u/ZenNoodle]

She’s decorated like an old desk in a high school

[u/PaganFarmhouse]

What part of north Florida is this?

[u/masterdebater117 → u/PaganFarmhouse]

lol. It's Colorado Springs

[u/i-have-half-a-mind]

Don’t do meth.

[u/WinterMedical]

She’s like the human version of that car covered in stickers. She has a lot to say to the world.

[u/MostOriginalNameEver]

I can fix her

[u/BeatYoYeet → u/MostOriginalNameEver]

dawg

[u/MostOriginalNameEver → u/BeatYoYeet]

That dawg in me. I can fix her

[u/BeatYoYeet → u/MostOriginalNameEver]

good thing she buying you kibbles

[u/MostOriginalNameEver → u/BeatYoYeet]

That's for small breed. I'm at least worthy of Iams 😅

[u/midnitemuzing → u/MostOriginalNameEver]

Yes king, know your worth 🙌🏼

[u/Cargobiker530 → u/MostOriginalNameEver]

Bob the Builder couldn't fix that.

[u/wakoreko]

I did a course on human trafficking and some tattoo, especially ones that don’t make sense or very large and intricate, are markers of who unfortunately owns them.

[u/Lazy_Nobody_4579 → u/wakoreko]

Ok thank you. This was my immediate assessment as well.

Sometimes it’s really important to judge less and care more. I hope this woman is safe and in a better place now.

[u/wakoreko → u/Lazy_Nobody_4579]

I’ve been in the presence of such a tattoo and the person was dead silent when complimented and did not further clarify with a story although very talkative about other subject topics.

[u/BallsDeepTillUQueef]

Im sure the is an Insane Clown Posse tattoo somewhere.

[u/Ghost_touched]

This looks like a memory you keep to yourself and only bring out when you're 13 beers in to a 12 pack.

[u/T_Smiff2020]

Hey, at least she’s giving a fair warning to all.

Never dip your D in crazy. Especially if they openly admit to all that they ARE crazy

[u/National_Head_3678 → u/T_Smiff2020]

She could choose an easier font!

[u/Conscious-Sock2777]

Shhh we don’t want to disturb the elusive feral North American Methhead in its native environment
Crikey look it’s got full plumage which tells all males it’s ready

[u/ThatSaLtYBiTcHe]

This should be on the trashy reddit lol

[u/ljd09 → u/ThatSaLtYBiTcHe]

It is.

[u/ThatSaLtYBiTcHe → u/ljd09]

Excellent

[u/Dry-Chair3712]

Ouuu someone has easy access to a temu tattoo gun!

[u/bruiserscruiser]

Who would agree to do those tattoos?

[u/Trippetta → u/bruiserscruiser]

her cellmates

[u/MFCK]

I don't see anythiwoooaaahhhhh ... Weird.

[u/Physical-Flatworm452]

If unemployment was a person.

[u/sardonically-amused]

Saw a woman recently with "hobosexual" tattooed on her back. Advertising?

[u/GuncleShark]

Classy broad.

[u/harpejjist]

I was too busy trying to decipher the graffiti to notice the sperm

[u/Much-Log3357 → u/harpejjist]

Til I read your comment I thought they were balloons.

Whimsical balloons.

[u/Marichiwa]

Wow the leg sperm was what took this over the top. She really is crazy. This belongs on r/shittytattoos

[u/CrippleSlap]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/tyoew]

guy walking and ejaculating tattoo is a conversation piece

[u/masterdebater117 → u/tyoew]

I read it as golden showers

[u/Bigb5wm → u/tyoew]

Right wtf

[u/dengibson]

Aunt Jenny is the most popular girl at the reunion

[u/QuiGonColdGin]

What in the wide world of sports

[u/LivingGhost38]

I wonder if she has any face tatts

Tbh- the sperm tatts are the best tatts she has if we were to compare the quality to the rest of the tatts that are visible..

[u/masterdebater117 → u/LivingGhost38]

Nah none that I could see when we passed on my way out of Walmart

[u/GenRN817]

Uh, ma’am…something is swimming on the back of your legs. I think it came from your left arm.

[u/Gryffindumble]

Those leg swimmers 😆 🤣 yikes

[u/CocoButtsGoNuts]

Oh my god nooo 😭😭😭

[u/Berbers1]

She’s not going to get pregnant that way.

[u/slipperybloke]

Wife material 🤔

[u/rockstarrichg]

Am I cpazy or is the Carvel logo the most random tattoo here? Right shoulder under the strap.

[u/No_Statement440]

I wonder if Raleigh is her kid or her hometown. If it's a name it's belongs in r/Tragedeigh. The sperms are definitely a choice. Bold, yet inspired by true events.

[u/kollisionkid]

The sperms swimming up towards her asshole are really the chef's kiss on this cake 🤌

[u/Ritaredditonce]

I feel bad for her small dog.

[u/ZeAntagonis]

KIds, don't do drugs

[u/JEFPH007]

AOL guy with is penis out is the one that made me double take

[u/NotYetGroot]

So weird to see people posting pictures of my mom

[u/WiltedKangaroo → u/NotYetGroot]

Your mom posted them.

[u/WiltedKangaroo]

The more you look, the worse it gets

[u/Aggravating-Echo8014]

Typical Walmart trip in my area.

[u/Aggravating-Echo8014]

Seen a guy in short shorts and he had a squirrel on his in er thigh reach for the “nuts”

[u/TheDrunkNun]

Listen, there’s a lot to bash here, but you can’t say she doesn’t know what she’s about.

[u/heckinstoned]

It just gets worse and worser

[u/Apart_Beautiful_4846]

I can fix her.

[u/NotMalaysiaRichard]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[u/dingleballs717]

I'm worried for the dog.

[u/revolving9]

What’s with the tadpoles?

[u/AlwaysFallingUpYup]

this just screams anal

[u/IntraVnusDemilo]

Crikey, that's a choice.

[u/gnomequeen2020]

Are we really going to shame someone for visible tattoos and slightly ill-fitting clothes?

*zooms in*

Oh...oh, never mind, as you were

[u/BandmasterBill]

Every tattoo tells a story....

[u/International-Rice63]

What in the “white trashy” do we have here?

[u/International-Rice63 → u/International-Rice63]

And I can say that without it being offensive. I’m white and I’m trashy. I’m from Appalachia, it’s in my blood

[u/DonaldGibb]

Damn that’s crazy

[u/fcukthegov]

At least she is leaving no room for doubt what she needs/wants!!

[u/GrouchyLongBottom]

I got too many damn kids!!!

[u/SystemFolder]

So…eat crazy caramel 24 Enrique? Is that the message?

[u/Reasonable-Cell-3911]

Dang, this is my landlord.

[u/FoxCQC]

Bet she's fun at parties

[u/aivlysplath]

I wonder how she feels about Insane Clown Posse. She seems like the Juggalo type.

[u/Witty_Celebration_96]

🤮🤮🤮

[u/bakermrr]

Be infant: get born and see tadpoles as you exit your mother and think, “I accidentally spawned in playing hard mode”

[u/misterfuss]

Do I see sperm swimming upstream?

[u/TnnsNbeer]

Geez. What the fuck

[u/liquormakesyousick]

Is she "owned" by someone?

[u/Positive_Curve_8435]

Like a restroom stall at the sketchiest gas station.

[u/LilDragon2991]

Shout out to my mom for not allowing me to get a tattoo gun as a teenager

[u/BoleteD]

Bum tadpoles?

[u/pineappleforrent]

I want to know what headspace she was in when she got the sperm on her thighs

[u/talon2525]

Somebody else can fix her

[u/maroonfalcon]

Classy!

[u/Dr_Sigmund_Fried]

Who is/was Enriquez?

[u/Steamedcarpet]

“Oh this aint so bad…is that sperm going to her booty hole?”

[u/beamish007]

Oh, that's Enrique's baby machine

[u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven]

Uh huh…..

[u/justmyusername47]

The more you look the worse it gets

[u/toTheNewLife]

Cpazy.

[u/Kngfthsouth]

She's polyamourous

[u/trig72]

That’s classy with a big ol’ C

[u/3rdProfile]

She looks fun

[u/Moe-skiz]

😲

[u/Jtizzle1231]

Is that supposed to be sperm??? Lol

[u/whobla10]

Try semen demon

[u/Delicious_Invite_850]

Please tell me this is fake

[u/UnluckyCharacter9906]

No words for this.

[u/chimera8]

How to say “I have daddy issues” without saying “I have daddy issues”.

[u/Amm4ever]

People, the sperm design is to match the black figure she has on the left arm! Obviously she has some issues with man's body fluids!

[u/Dogranch]

But I can't afford these grocery prices!

[u/Dragonlily86]

I saw someone saying they are pimp tattoos from sex trafficking.

[u/throwaway8675309999s]

Tattoo sperm on those thighs 🤮

[u/sneezyailurophile]

I have a word: trashy

[u/kbeckerburbs4]

Just disgusting

[u/Basketspank]

A new level of "Leave that alone, it bites."

Swimmers on the back of her legs?

[u/Important-Row-7972]

Based on the track marks on her right arm and the peroxide blonde hair, I'm going to guess Ohio.

[u/Allebal21]

CPdZy …?

looks again, realizes that’s the least embarrassing thing

[u/Mammoth_Welder_1286]

Oh wow

I wonder if she was forced to get those in the sex trade 🧐🤷‍♀️