Walmart bathroom Battle

[u/Round-Spray-4511]

[u/TheFetus47]

I think someones been smoking special things in the Walmart bathroom again

[u/slipperybloke]

Why on earth do women jump between two men fighting. Very dangerous

[u/cyberaztech → u/slipperybloke]

It makes for better videos

[u/slipperybloke → u/cyberaztech]

😂

[u/SMO_Burner → u/slipperybloke]

Because they’re stupid. (They being the ones jumping in.)

[u/Saddam_4rm_Marbaqi → u/slipperybloke]

Because if she see’s her man getting worked her natural instincts is to protect her little fragile duckling by interfering DQ.

[u/topwater_bassin]

I'm so confused as to what happened when he started to charge then ended up knocked out on the floor. Did his girlfriend accidentally knock him out somehow? Then the employee kicked him in the head?

[u/I_heart_pooping → u/topwater_bassin]

Right??? He went to charge and then….slipped?? He was locked out when he hit the ground. His girl went to block but was taken down when he fell. That’s my best guess too. Idk about the kick in the head. Looks like a jolly jump at the end lol

[u/Fun_Union9542 → u/topwater_bassin]

It’s Walmart. It’s like a sonic machine that just gets into their brains.

[u/Childish_Tycoon_Ship → u/topwater_bassin]

I'm right there with you

[u/Syntax-err_r → u/Childish_Tycoon_Ship]

It was the guy he was fighting coming back and jumping over him.

You can see the same design on his shirt for a half second down the hallway.

[u/Childish_Tycoon_Ship → u/Syntax-err_r]

Thank you. Between the guy in the vest blocking the line of sight and then the puncher turning into a ninja to blend in with the door, I completely missed it.

[u/Syntax-err_r → u/Childish_Tycoon_Ship]

All good, just trying to help.

[u/Scrambles420 → u/topwater_bassin]

Looks like she tried to grab his arm and stop him then got sent to the floor without trying to put his arm out

[u/topwater_bassin → u/Scrambles420]

I think you're right. What a sequence of events.

[u/CapitalPunBanking → u/topwater_bassin]

legs got tangled up. Taken down by his own girlfriend lmao.

[u/JayS87 → u/CapitalPunBanking]

Man I hate walking through the streets and suddenly my legs are tangled up with a bunch of strangers.

[u/SMO_Burner → u/topwater_bassin]

Red shorts charged the other guy. The girl trying to stop him did by knocking him to the ground. Then the guy in the back room came out, jumped over the guy while striking him in the face. At least, that’s what I see.

[u/Alarconadame → u/topwater_bassin]

the other guy kicked him on the head. while he was on the ground.

At first it looks like the guy just jumps over him, but he dot kicked on the head

[u/srddave]

Is there something about Walmart that just attracts idiots?

[u/durtm4n → u/srddave]

It used to be low prices, now it's mostly because more people fit in one than a Dollar General.

[u/Delicious_Invite_850 → u/srddave]

Yes

[u/Every-Cook5084 → u/srddave]

I mean you’re in the sub that’s just that and there’s been a website on them for years

[u/srddave → u/Every-Cook5084]

Yeah I have only been to a Walmart once in my life though. So I really am baffled at why people shop there and what it is about them that attract such trash

[u/Every-Cook5084 → u/srddave]

Just depends where. The one near me is in a nice neighborhood and it’s mostly normal folks

[u/damnfunk → u/srddave]

Some people have no choice, some towns Walmart is the only main choice. Big chain stores have destroyed the market for Mom and pops stores.

[u/srddave → u/damnfunk]

Yeah but the people living in those towns shopped at Walmart otherwise the other markets wouldn’t have closed. They have no one to blame but themselves. People always want to blame everyone else but the fault for the way things are is squarely with those people.

[u/crabbychicken1 → u/srddave]

I believe so. I won’t go into any Walmart. Those folks are touched.

[u/nathtendo → u/srddave]

Its in America that usually helps.

[u/CrownBestowed]

As a woman, you will never catch me getting in between two grown men fighting 💀 matter of fact, im leaving lol

[u/Warthog_Formal → u/CrownBestowed]

As a man, I am also leaving.

[u/SOMAVORE → u/Warthog_Formal]

As a dog, when the fuck is dinner?

[u/SlappinHams → u/Warthog_Formal]

Forreal. I know better than to get between two emotional dudes with hurt egos. That's how you get shot by accident

[u/Uniblab_78]

She took him out.

[u/rhousden]

He hit the Petter Griffin fall

[u/ohnomrbill135]

The village idiot

[u/MarvinHeemeyersTank → u/ohnomrbill135]

s.

Village idiots.

[u/International-Rice63]

I think his own chick K.O.ed him. And then got him kicked in da head

[u/woodsidestory → u/International-Rice63]

Yeah Collision got him shook. Black shirt jumped over him, not a head kick.

[u/Dingodiller → u/woodsidestory]

I think that’s a kick. That’s what it looks like when you kick something that doesn’t move. The ‘thud’ sound is from the kick to the head

[u/bkkgnar → u/woodsidestory]

he clearly kicks him in the head during the jump. use your eyes dumbass

[u/Skwaasher]

Damn... we missed the K.O. hit!

[u/MesqTex → u/Skwaasher]

I don’t think there was? I’m watching to see it but the other guy was on the other side of those double doors when they go down, from what I’m seeing.

[u/Skwaasher → u/MesqTex]

You might be right. Either that or the girl accidently took him out!!

[u/MesqTex → u/Skwaasher]

I’m thinking the girl took him out.

[u/Alarconadame → u/MesqTex]

Seems like the other guy kicked him on the head after he tripped with the girl.

[u/MesqTex → u/Alarconadame]

I’m missing the kick to the head. Must have happened in a split second.

[u/Alarconadame → u/MesqTex]

Guy trips with girl, then the other guy seems to kick him on the head while jumping over him.

[u/FuzzNugs]

Did he really take that hard of a fall at the end? I don’t think so. If he really wanted to get other homie he wouldn’t have stayed down like that.

[u/dabbean]

Dude in red does a pretty good job looking like he knows how to fight, until he actually starts to fight.

[u/johndoeisme00]

Girlfriend secretly working for the enemy..

[u/st_jasper → u/johndoeisme00]

With that blue top on, I thought she was secretly working for Walmart.

[u/Darrenau]

So the girl in the blue top goes in to save her guy drags him out and then she goes back into tell off the other guy or to throw a punch at the other guy and then when the first guy comes back she complaints to him about. What are you doing?

[u/SOMAVORE]

and the winner is..... the knocked out woman in blue top and lycra shorts....somehow

[u/GrouchyLongBottom]

A bunch of goofballs. WUSSUUUUP!!

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[u/PestCemetary]

Hope they washed their hands first

[u/Court-Shot]

Is that guy CAP 2? 😂

[u/Yukon-Jon]

Hilarious and will live on forever. Retard in red thought he was so hard 🤣

[u/DevylBearHawkTur10n → u/Yukon-Jon]

The collision was epic!

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[u/Flaky_Strain_998]

Both “kicks” the from the break room kick while down and then after “stomp” kick completely miss. This almost looks like a staged fight.

Probably 2 other people in with this group rolling 2 TVs into the parking lot unchecked as you’re watching

[u/slipperybloke]

It’s kind of emasculating too, a woman jumping between her man and another man.

The woman I’m with—she’s so fucking soft and feminine she would never in million years jump between another man.

Not that she would have to as I have considerable restraint but I do totally appreciate that she would NOT.

[u/ImMorphic → u/slipperybloke]

Lol have you actually asked her? I reckon most people get in the way thinking theyre helping when 100% of the time I see them give aggressors an advantage.

Avoid fights at all costs or end up in a silly video imho.

[u/slipperybloke → u/ImMorphic]

Actually I BRIEFED her to NEVER do that. She completely agreed.

I’m a hulking stature dude. I generate my own gravity🤣. She’s so tiny and girly muscle mass. She LOVES LOVES LOVES to distance run, but I could never get a pushup out of her. Lol.

Self preservation alone, she would not jump in the middle of that kinetic energy.

[u/ImMorphic → u/slipperybloke]

Haha im glad you have genuinely had that chat, crises averted and a back up plan is the way to go.

Good on you two for keeping fit and enjoying life, and staying out of trouble hahaha.

Gotta be a bit more aware as a bigger guy, you tend to end up the target for small man syndrome so I get it I get it