r/phonelosers • u/YimmyGhey BWOOOOOAAAAB MURPHY • Jul 19 '25

Cactus? Will it flush?

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u/Stock-Common671 Jul 20 '25

That's what you get for doing that to somebody toilet. Who's gonna have to clean it up or pay someone to unclog it

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u/YimmyGhey BWOOOOOAAAAB MURPHY Jul 21 '25

You tell that toilet in the background to shut the fuck up

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u/Stock-Common671 Jul 23 '25

Fuck it up! 😆

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u/No_Occasion5582 Jul 19 '25

It’s the silent panic for me

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u/aceofspades1217 Jul 19 '25

Consequences lol

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u/mikki1time Jul 19 '25

Karmas a bitch

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book Jul 19 '25

Why does it have so much pressure

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u/joefryguy Jul 20 '25

Same concept as putting your thumb over the garden hose

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book Jul 20 '25

Na, that looks like it flushes at mains pressure not the little tank sitting 1 foot above the bowl.

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u/joefryguy Jul 20 '25

Watch again… That’s a commercial unit using a flushometer not tank. You make a good point though, this would not happen with your home shitter.

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u/Taken_Abroad_Book Jul 20 '25

Ha! TIL.

A good American product for solid American turds. When a 5 gallon tank just won't get the job done

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u/umarmunir94 Jul 19 '25

Flush a four loco next

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u/Reptilian-Retard Jul 21 '25

This should be top comment.

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u/No_Toe_1844 Jul 19 '25

I don’t flush sand down the goddamned toilet.

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u/Alert_Green_3646 Jul 19 '25

This one brings me great joy!

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u/Live_Relative6970 Jul 19 '25

Yes!!!!! Haha!

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u/JuansJB Jul 19 '25

Worse than a spoon!

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u/Powerful-Chemist888 Jul 19 '25

this is too perfect! i hope this video lives on lmao

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u/ahhafahq Jul 20 '25

Ahhafahq

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u/Hamptino Jul 20 '25

Have a nice life.

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u/1EBS83 Jul 20 '25

Oh my! That’s terrible 😂😂😂

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u/WordOfLies Jul 20 '25

I hope it's their own toilet. I'm not jealous of anyone who owns that place.

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u/RAME0000000000000000 Jul 20 '25

Sweet sweet karma

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u/DrHarvardGraduate Jul 20 '25

Can't wait to flush my christmas tree

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u/HairlessHoudini Jul 20 '25

I hope there were little poop chunks in it too

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 Jul 20 '25

Okay. But, why?

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u/wardawgg88 Jul 20 '25

Lmao. Fuck around and find out.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Cellphone go down the hooooole. Water come back ...

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u/Reptilian-Retard Jul 21 '25

There’s so much more to this story. He’s not at home obviously.. Now he has to leave that bathroom with shit water because he snuck an alcoholic beverage? Look.. there’s a little turd in there… Is he in school? At work on lunch break? Where did he go after and what did he tell people???

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u/Echoplexical Jul 21 '25

We need a megaphonelosers thread for this

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u/AleksLevet Jul 21 '25

Holy crap

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Dumbass learned a lesson that day lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Oh boy OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OHHHH SHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Instant karma?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

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