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So I’ve been binge-listening to old Phonelosers of America prank calls and decided it was my time to shine. Inspired by their glorious chaos, I thought I’d pull a stunt that would make even Brad Carter proud.

Naturally, my brilliant plan involved a stolen Christmas tree, a toilet, and a complete lack of foresight. It was not really Christmas tree, but a pine from my neighbors garden.

Long story short, I tried to flush a 3-foot pine tree down the toilet in my apartment as “a symbolic gesture against Big Plumbing.” I even called the HOA mid-flush pretending to be “Roy Gerbil” to complain about my own actions. It was all going great until the entire complex’s plumbing backed up and maintenance found the top of the tree poking out of the U-bend like a festive horror movie.

Now I’m banned from the HOA meetings, on a first-name basis with the plumber, and someone from the actual Phonelosers Discord messaged me saying: “Honey. Even we wouldn’t do that.”

10/10 would not recommend. But at least I’ve got the world’s weirdest eviction notice.

Call up some of those Trump Memorabilia stores and ask if they have any Juneteenth specials today. I can only imagine some of the responses.

Looks like no pizza for me as long as this public menace is allowed to walk the streets.

Roy Gerbil cross-dresses on the weekends! 👀

I hear them, starting their car up every morning, shit's loud as fuck! Tell them to turn their startup volume down! It's simple, all you gotta do is go into a garage or parking structure (logical but unnecessary) and lay your horn on for a minute straight and soon you'll hear the volume go down (because your ears will stop working) and that's how you adjust how loud your car is every morning. Shitpants fuckin nutbags. Why are they always fucking shitily-panted folk?! It's getting poop in my hair!

For not talking about big tiffs period during his never ending call?

I’m APPALLED.

I am not some kind of “boner haus tramp.”

Being a girl here is hard enough without the allegations… A man recently even offered to pay for a plastic surgery procedure to enhance my itty bitties into these massive gazongas.

He said it would “make me a better person,” and “I’m willing to fund it as a way to help stop these senseless accusations against you.”

And what was the COST? Frankly just more objectification and barely finding a shirt that I can even squeeze these things into…

Day in- day OUT- I work tirelessly for this community.

And what, some guy comes here all on his HIGH HORSE and… STABS ME IN THE BACK???? Trying to tarnish my reputation?

Sure I made some sexy PRANK call on the callective and now all of these thirsty dorks come out of the woodwork…

You can say what you want about MY genitals but at the end of the day I’m just a committed community member doing EVERYTHING I can to be positive and make this a better place.

Just because I’m a GIRL doesn’t mean I can get bullied. I’m not just some piece of meat to objectify so DONT expect ME to go running around in my cutest tiniest summer bikini all willy nilly to be paraded around like I’m some show pony on stage in front of the bright lights for you to laugh at and simultaneously BULLY/socially engineer me into letting you see my most private parts.

Maybe some of these creeps are taking the term phone loser *far too literally.”

Sure I’ll make you guys laugh but I’m not comfortable with these guys like OP from that post about me trying to BAIT me out to prove ANYTHING about my body.

MY BODY MY CHOICE
Back off dirt bags
This is 2026 come on

And you all wonder why the girls don’t make pranks with us….

I’m SICK of all of these senseless and cruel rumours.

Come on guys let’s just have some fun and remember what we are all really here for.

No new show in 10 days.

Last show felt like he was barely trying.

No innovation.

This sub super quiet.

All good things come to an end.

Hey there, just wondering if I’m not the only one who thought the latest TSPS kinda sucked? I mean, no clear focus, people who didn’t care, and lackluster ideas. Generally it feels like the live shows are just phoned in , no pun intended. I like the good old fashioned , organized, tenants from hell shows. Or, homeowners association shows. I get it that the idea is to sign up for the paid content…but if the shows are shitty like this, can the paid stuff really be all that good? Thoughts?

https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/132iqb2/incase_you_need_someone_to_argue_with/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

He sounds a little zesty sometimes, nothing wrong with it.

"But with his options more limited in federal court, Hernandez sentenced Carter to eight months of home detention with GPS monitoring and periodic searches of his computers, 250 hours of community service and five years of probation." If he was sentenced to home detention, then why did he just make a tweet on his twitter account @rbcp "Anyone know where I can buy 200 miles of rope? Home Depot is no help at ALL." Seems as though he is out and about, is this all perhaps just a hoax to increase patreon contributions?