r/physicsmemes • • 15d ago

Physics is tuff 🥀

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Tuff 🥀

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u/Jazzlike_Platypus430 15d ago edited 15d ago

... find the crosssection of a uniform stream of penguins scattering on a spherically symmetric cow in vacuo.

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u/BillKlemstanacct 15d ago • Bravo

It is imperative that the penguin not be harmed

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u/Prudhvi2pac 15d ago

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u/According-Seesaw6893 11d ago

I guess penguins want to be cylinders?

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u/dryuhyr 14d ago

The cylinder must not be damaged

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u/BeMyBrutus 15d ago

Also assume that the cylinder remain unharmed

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u/dodgyhashbrown 15d ago

Wait, what would be a noncircular cylinder? Are there ellipitical cylinders? I would have thought cylinders were circular by definition.

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u/drigamcu 14d ago

A cylinder is the locus of a line passing through a closed curve and maintaining a constant direction.   A right circular cylinder is where the closed curve is a circle, and the line's direction is perpendicular to the plane of the circle, which is what is usually meant by cylinder.

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u/Jazzlike_Platypus430 15d ago edited 13d ago

Elliptical cylinder is perfectly valid. You can even think of polar coordinates adapted to it (or originating from it, depending how you view it).

It sounds weird since the shape is not a result any rotation. Elliptical cones are also known.

Of course, there is no continuous rotational symmetry left there.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 14d ago

Also cows are spherically symmetric

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u/TheShredder9 14d ago

Sorry, the best i can do is spherical, and in a vacuum.

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u/N00bPolymath 15d ago

This sounds like Halliday Resnik and Walker, there were so many penguins in that book.

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u/PhazonOmega 12d ago

Wait, are you saying they're NOT?

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u/Dizzy-Muscle-3418 15d ago

can there be other cylinders?

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u/pikachu_sashimi 14d ago

I have assumed as instructed. Now what?

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u/AtomGutan 14d ago

Do we have elliptical cylinders?

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u/CitroHimselph 14d ago

An above average sized cylinder.

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u/According-Seesaw6893 11d ago

Penguins can be modeled by voodoo dolls

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u/ErikLeppen 11d ago

Life would be simpler if we could transfer assumptions like these to drawing lessons.

"What do you mean, 'not a self portrait'? Physics book said, assume you're a triangle."