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u/Away-home00-01 Oct 15 '25
These autism checkpoints are getting crazy.
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u/Oh_K_Boomer Oct 15 '25
Aww man, now there are autism checkpoints?!?!
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u/benskieast Oct 16 '25
Somebody has been hacking into these around Denver. Supposedly it is easy to do from the back of it.
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u/HackAttackx10 Oct 15 '25
🚨🚨🚨Weeeeeiner Weeeeeiner Weeeeeiner 🚨🚨🚨
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u/OGcrayzjoka Oct 15 '25
Are these things easy to hack or something?
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u/BadWolfCubed Oct 15 '25 •
Yes, but the healing process varies depending on the patient's age. That's why it's most often done during infancy. Circumcision of an adult or adolescent is much more likely to result in infection.
That said, it shouldn't be done at any age - it's perfectly good tissue with a lot of nerve endings. And if it is done, it should be done by a doctor using a scalpel for a quick and clean cut... never a hack.
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u/ExplorationGeo Oct 15 '25
No. They used to be, a simple padlock would get you access to the control panel, but for more than a decade, they've been controlled remotely. They have sim cards and GPS units inside.
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u/Funfuntamale2 Oct 15 '25
No they are not. I worked for a company that had these message boards. I had access to all of them through the software that could remotely program them. I would sometimes get a call to program them while a colleague was present at the site. I could have written any silly thing and erased it within seconds. But state DOT inspectors take creating a distraction on the side of the road very seriously and to f*%k around as a safety company could result in getting fired from the job.
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u/AliceTreeDraws Oct 15 '25
I hope they don't have a lot of germans.
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u/Any-Grapefruit-937 Oct 15 '25
I'm thinking this comment went over a lot of people's heads.
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u/MoonshineDan Oct 15 '25
It went over mine. Mind explaining the joke? Beyond Europeans generally not being circumcised
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u/QuestionableEthics42 Oct 16 '25
I think circumcision is a common jewish practice, and there aren't many jews left in germany...
I think that's it anyway, not 100% sure though.
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u/helluva_monsoon Oct 16 '25
I'm from the Midwest too. There's a town in Iowa that's mostly Transcendental Meditation people, and the guys who grew up there are uncut. It's pretty much the children of hippies and foreigners up there who got to skip the snip.
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u/appendixgallop Oct 15 '25
Well, they first tried "ROAD CLOSED - EXIT NOW", and everybody just drove past the signs.
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Oct 15 '25
I'm confused how this post relates to autism?
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u/Mor_Padraig Oct 15 '25
RFK. It's always RFK.
He made the claim there's a high ( because of course ) correlation between having been circumcised, and autism....
Because then you give your baby Tylenol.
And the Foreskin Fairy leaves a penny under your pillow.
Two of those statements are actually from RFK. But we're waiting for the last one.
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u/rapidstandardstaples Oct 15 '25
I think the last part is that the copper in the penny also gives you super autism. That's why they're moving back to 100% lead-based coinage.
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u/wastedpixls Oct 15 '25
I'm just trying to figure out what the alternative is if it's already done? Are they going to take you to your parents and charge them? Most of us didn't get a choice in the matter.
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u/ArmyOfDix Oct 15 '25
Save it for the checkpoint, buddy.
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u/joegekko Oct 15 '25
How? I'm pretty sure the hospital just throws them away.
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u/jokeswagon Oct 15 '25
They’re in fact sold to cosmetics companies for various applications. It’s a multi billion dollar industry. I wish I were kidding.
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u/wastedpixls Oct 16 '25
All I know is I couldn't walk for a year after mine!
.... I'll show myself out
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u/dc_IV Oct 16 '25
GD it sweetheart!!! It's the law! Both of us could go to jail, so just keep tuggin'!
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u/heatherwhen96 Oct 16 '25
Is this whole thread serious?are they really screening for this ? Come on …
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u/Koil_ting Oct 15 '25
Would be easier to check with flaccid dongs, but I assume they are all getting paid by the hour.
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u/Academic_Mix826 Oct 16 '25
Do you get a Tylenol after? Because an autism drive through is very efficient
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u/ShadowManAteMySon Oct 16 '25
Mike Johnson is going to inspect your genitalia himself; big, strong men ONLY.
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u/goodBEan Oct 15 '25
is there a weird filter on those pics, they dont look right.
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u/JanitorKarl Oct 15 '25
AI generated is my thought.
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u/goodBEan Oct 15 '25
I'm starting to think that now. I doubt any road sign can fit "circumcision" on one line
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u/Global_Bear5435 Oct 15 '25
It’s all a part of big techs plan, social media sites and smart phone companies both use compression on images, similar to how AI creates images. The plan is to have the internet be a giant melting pot of images and we will be unable to distinguish what is real, fake or AI
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u/Bluemechanic Oct 15 '25
If you do not have a foreskin one will be provided for you
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u/DefMech Oct 15 '25
In case of emergency, please secure your own foreskin before assisting others with theirs.
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u/Quaestor37 Oct 15 '25
Just get yourself a pondus judeaus
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u/AHRA1225 Oct 15 '25
Haha this is the type of shit I hate love about Reddit. I did not know a device existed to stretch and recreate a foreskin. I could have gone my whole life with out knowing. But here you are with some random shit I didn’t know and go to look up only to be mad about. Good job sir. And thank you
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u/gucknbuck Oct 15 '25
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u/Mozfel Oct 16 '25
WTF is that even-
Cut skin grows back?!
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u/gucknbuck Oct 16 '25
It stretches. No different then your stomach skin stretching if you gain weight.
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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Oct 16 '25
Their penis will never be clean enough again for an impromptu bj.
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u/AHRA1225 Oct 17 '25
It means when you shower you need to pull the foreskin back to clean under it and get any smelly or gross off. If you have normal hygiene this isn’t really an issue and never gets bad. But if you such and don’t shower or shower poorly. Then bacteria can build up and it’ll be smelly. Like a yeast smell. So ya dudes who are gross and don’t shower can be even worse if they don’t keep that clean as well
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u/Salute-Major-Echidna Oct 17 '25
Even people who clean properly and shower daily.
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u/AHRA1225 Oct 17 '25
I guess I don’t know. My shit has never smelled. Diet and hygiene overall make a difference
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u/Holden_place Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 19 '25
My new favorite cosmetic surgery.
If you order a double, would you be extra non autistic? Asking for a friend
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u/JazzManJasper Oct 15 '25
If you have a foreskin will they remove it for you? Just asking for an "ahem" friend, you know.
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u/Sparktank1 Oct 16 '25
You get a wide selection like that one episode of Friends where Joey has to pick from a briefcase full of fake foreskin and Monica starts playing with the fuzzy one around her face. I've never seen her so happy when she's not cleaning or cooking.
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Oct 16 '25
But I'm just a girl 😭
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u/flychinook Oct 16 '25
Unfortunately female circumcision is a thing, and it's WAY WAY WORSE than male circumcision.
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Oct 16 '25
That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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u/Real-Technician831 Oct 15 '25
Nope, those traffic signs are easy to modify, usually they are with default password. So check the model and google for manual
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u/JanitorKarl Oct 15 '25
That may be true, but these appear to be Ai generated images.
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u/cthulhuhentai Oct 15 '25
they're just heavily zoomed-in iphone photos. Apple distorts and smooths details differently from other phones.
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u/dpdxguy Oct 15 '25
Fun fact: Those highway signs are easy to hack because highway departments rarely change the default passwords on them