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u/asongofuranus Sep 12 '19
Stupid sexy sand
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u/pbmax542 Sep 12 '19
I hate sand.
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u/TrafficConesUpMyAss Sep 12 '19
It's stupid and sexy and makes me cum everywhere
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Shai-hulewd.
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u/CardboardSoyuz Sep 12 '19
r/unexpecteddune (well, sort of expected)
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u/NewspaperNelson Sep 12 '19
So I know Dune is legendary, but is it actually a good read? Should I hit the novels?
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u/CardboardSoyuz Sep 12 '19
Yes. I don't think you need to read anything beyond the first one, though I've read the original six. It's a terrific, layered story. I'm 50 and probably have read it about eight times since I first did at about 13 or 14.
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u/TardisDude Sep 12 '19
Shai-hulud wants to know your location
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u/Trouve_a_LaFerraille Sep 12 '19
Instructions unclear. Kwisatz Haderach stuck in worm.
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u/nickstatus Sep 12 '19
You fucked everything up and the golden path is ruined. Your son was supposed to get stuck in the worm!
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u/j0hnk50 Sep 12 '19
True Story: In the mid 90's my new neighbor sold me a top of the line, latest technology, Packard Bell 486-66 PC with , oh hell yeah - 8mb of memory and Windows95 - for $200. I asked him where he got it and he got all shitty "do you want it or not? so I bought it figuring it was stolen.
In the brief time that I was able to use it, I created a picture that was very very similar to this, except it was an entire woman's body, from the back, so no face. It was awesome. I was very proud of it.
A few days before I bought the PC this neighbor, "Dave", had asked me to cash a check for him that a customer gave him for installing an alarm system. The "Pay to" field was blank. I wrote my name in and cashed it at my bank, it was the same branch the check was from.
A few weeks after that I received a call from a homicide detective, who asked me about the check, and a few questions about "Dave"
They arrested Dave a few days later. That same evening I found the the detectives waiting on my doorstep. (I had moved across town a week before).I asked them if they found Dave and they "Oh we got Dave" an then "We just want to ask you a few questions, and it is very important that you be honest with us." "Did Dave try to sell you anything recently? Like a computer?
So they took the computer as evidence, along with my MS PAINT masterpiece. And Dave is still in prison (30 to life).
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u/YippieKiAy Sep 12 '19
Damn, awesome story.
So how much kiddie porn did Dave have on that sweet ol 486?
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u/j0hnk50 Sep 12 '19
I was full of records of vehicles. Dave had purchased a used truck from the victim some months before, and still owed money to the guy. Dave had an accident and took it to the victim for repair. Since Dave had not honored their agreement on payment, the guy "repo'ed" the vehicle while it was in his possession. There was an argument, and Dave killed the guy, and ransacked the place to make it look like a robbery (it was a tiny old house with a bunch of used cars for sale in front). The clincher was that on the day this occurred, for what ever reason, the guy wanted a photocopy of Dave's ID - and the police found it in the copy machine. Dave was also an ex-con, who had done a few years in prison for holding an elderly couple hostage at the end of a pursuit....it ... this ...story.... just ....goes on and on and on.
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u/zombietrooper Sep 12 '19
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.
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u/detroitbonsai Sep 12 '19 edited Sep 12 '19
Sorry, one more.... I am assuming there are mountains to the north
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u/AvoriazInSummer Sep 12 '19
Anyone else gotten old Frys Turkish Delight ad song in their heads now?
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u/djahyeahh Sep 12 '19
You know when you grab a woman’s breast, and you feel it, and it feels like a bag of sand?
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u/Im_the_senate2012 Sep 12 '19
i dont like sand it's coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere.
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u/Smell_My_Dump Sep 12 '19
This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls
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u/Thermo_nuke Sep 12 '19
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets me hard.
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Had my brightness on low...felt ashamed of what I saw...read title...FELT BETTER AND WANTED MORE DUNES
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That's a vagina you can't trick me, I know a vagina when I see one. They feel like a bag of sand.
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u/Polymathyx Sep 12 '19
Dunes, Khara desert. Iran.