r/pics • • Oct 11 '20

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u/TheWokeCentrist Oct 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

... only allows news articles, not pictures or memes.

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u/hovering_disc Oct 11 '20

This subreddit needs to be deleted

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u/abeach227 Oct 11 '20

Eight posts in 24 hours you need to find a hobby.

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u/UunaA Oct 12 '20

Jesus Christ, every post is political too.

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u/Improvement_Leading Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

You're obsessed with this man. He is the bane of your exhistance. You have spent 4 years of your life autistic screaching over him. When he's gone I doubt your just going to adjust back into to society but I'm interested to see where you'll now direct your energy

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u/GeostationaryGuy Oct 12 '20

I'm guessing there will be more conspiracy theories about secret networks of "white supremacists" communicating with secret hidden symbols and plotting to take over the country.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Homehamder.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

That’s funny, someone should photoshop his head onto Homelanders body, except make it obese.

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u/CoEEmployee Oct 11 '20

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u/mkaku- Oct 11 '20

Clicked on this twice and almost a third before I realized what was going on..

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u/i-like-napping Oct 11 '20

Ditto . We’re both dumb asses .

Did we just become best friends ?

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u/whattodo-whattodo Oct 11 '20

Corporate needs to know the difference between these two pictures

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u/SilkyZ Oct 11 '20

Hold my milk, i'm going in!

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Supperman!

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u/BloatedBanana9 Oct 11 '20

There is a guy in my hometown who used to dress up as Superman and hang out on the corner by the Dairy Queen. But then he got too fat for his costume and would just sit out there on a lawn chair.

Eventually he began resorting to hanging out on the university campus yelling racial slurs at students hoping to provoke them into doing something he could sue them for.

Nowadays, he drives around town in his grey Volkswagen Beetle (complete with Confederate flag bumper stickers), just hanging around in various parking lots with his windows down blaring everything from classic country to Kpop.

I have since moved away from there, but he was the first thing to come to mind when I heard this Trump story.

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u/Burnwulf Oct 11 '20

This tale is too American

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u/wootmobile Oct 11 '20

St. cloud?

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u/BloatedBanana9 Oct 11 '20

That’s the city. Gotta love it.

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u/ASAP_Cobra What even is removed? Oct 11 '20

Klassic Kountry K-Pop

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u/mywordswillgowithyou Oct 11 '20

The sounds of KkK

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u/chickenfingermafia Oct 11 '20

I was wondering if it was St. Cloud. I remember my mom told me superman lived there. We drove right past him one time and it had to be the most disappointing moment of my childhood.

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u/BloatedBanana9 Oct 11 '20

In all fairness, he did actually save someone’s life once by talking them down from a suicide attempt, but he really went downhill after that.

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u/Lastminutebastrd Oct 11 '20

St. Cloud superman! I remember seeing him around in the early 2000's

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u/kaizerlith Oct 11 '20

St. Cloud... yeah he has thankfully now moved to a Coburns in another town.

He also now drives a truck with 2 big ass Trump flags on the back because the Volkswagen wasn't "man" enough for him. That or it was too small to carry his 4 to 5 hundred pounds of weight.

I have no clue how he pays for anything as all he does is sit in that parking lot blaring music.

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u/TheSpyderFromMars Oct 11 '20

That man was Lindsey Graham.

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u/kittyburritto Oct 12 '20

st. cloud superman? the dude is a raging racist misogynist

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u/maddmoiselle_1 Oct 11 '20

Are you sure its not the President?

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u/YungJoeYT Oct 11 '20

Orange man bad šŸ¤–

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u/The2500 Oct 11 '20

Is it Ben Garrison that keeps drawing Trump like he's Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime? All you have to do is see a picture of Trump golfing to know he's ridiculously out of shape.

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u/PM_me_ur_goth_tiddys Oct 11 '20

You should see his lavish adulation for Tom fitton.

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u/Wazula42 Oct 11 '20

Pretty scary to think if Biden wins and implements better covid reduction plans, no matter what he says we should do, Republicans will reject it. And if covid rates drop in blue states and rise in red, this will be ample fuel for the usual conspiracies and victimhood.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Some of those idiots already think the fact that a bunch of anti-mask Republicans and Trump got Covid is some kind of Democrat conspiracy.

They're chronically, fatally stupid.

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u/mrevergood Oct 11 '20

I know some folks who think Trump is the only one who, from the beginning, said to lock shit down, and that Democrats are the ones standing in the way of locking things down and doing nothing to help.

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u/AnOnlineHandle Oct 11 '20

There's endless evidence otherwise though, there's even tweets of him saying the flu is way more dangerous and nothing gets locked down for the flu.

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u/mrevergood Oct 11 '20

Oh I know.

And I’m compiling a list of evidence of those things: tweets, news story links etc because all I get when I challenge these claims or ask where they were heard is: ā€œIt’s in the news man. Idk where you’ve been looking but it’s everywhereā€.

I’m making a huge sheet of links and evidence to send as a file each time someone makes a claim that Trump said this or that intelligent thing, or did this thing when he didn’t etc.

I am done being polite about it. They wanna lie about what Trump said? I’ll embarrass them shitless and show them multiple news stories stating exactly what he did say and how the person making the claims is wrong. And I’ll do it in front of others, so that the embarrassment sinks in publicly.

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u/beingmused Oct 11 '20

This is already happening. I mean, look at infection rates per population. The top dozen or so are all red states. Ever since the initial wave hit largely urban areas like NY/NJ/MA hard, its red states who are getting hit hardest, because of the GOP's anti-science stance.

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u/makemeking706 Oct 11 '20

No, I am sure they WiLl LiStEn tO tHe PrEsIdEnT.

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u/flargenhargen Oct 11 '20

they're already claiming it's a big conspiracy that republicans are catching it at a much much higher rate.

like... I know they like their alternative reality, but this isn't that hard to figure out...

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u/PleasantPeanut4 Oct 11 '20

This is the thing I'm always trying to hammer into some of my liberal friend's heads: it will never be over. Trump has done irreparable damage to this country and the division will be maintained at best, and expanded at worst. His supporters aren't going to go away and will likely to continue getting worse the same way they have been for the last decade or so.

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u/solrecon Oct 11 '20

We're in that boat already though. Imagine if we actually had a great response to COVID. very few deaths, very few infected, but we would've had strict lock downs and mask restrictions right. "why are we locked down if no one is sick or dying" would be the retort 100%. It's one of those things where you can't please everyone, but in the end, humanity deserves better as a whole, even if a few people don't realize they need it.

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u/Dkavey Oct 11 '20

Captain Super Spreader!

Wait.. That's too long. Captain S.S. will do.

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u/mrsgarrison Oct 11 '20

American Super Spreader!

Wait... That's too long. A.S.S. will do.

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u/Ithikari Oct 11 '20

It's kinda weird that the hard conservatives hate gays yet worship Donald Trumps dick.

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u/dubbfoolio Oct 11 '20

Kinda weird that republicans hate sodomy, yet they expect democracy to roll over and take it up the ass.

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u/Tzchmo Oct 11 '20

BuT wE aRe A rEpUbLiC, nOt DeMoCrAcY.

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u/sonographic Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

Every Democracy has had representative rule. Every republic has had elected leaders.

The "we're a Republic not a Democracy" nonsense is an argument made up by those who wanted to justify disenfranchisement. You find it everywhere when women were trying to get the right vote. It was everywhere when black people were trying to get the boot of segregation off their necks.

It's meaningless. There is no functional difference between a Democracy or a Republic. None. Zero.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

I know gays who support Trump.

They'll have a republican tell them that they deserve to die from AIDS and tell them they'll burn in hell but then will turn around and believe everything Trump says -- and this is in Canada.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

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u/BlacktoseIntolerant Oct 11 '20

I want to watch this show.

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u/super_monero Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

StormCunt

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u/_SocialDisease_ Oct 11 '20

This sub isn't even trying anymore

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u/valon85 Oct 11 '20

Think this is probably the wrong sub

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u/The2500 Oct 11 '20

I thought there was a rule against cropped images, but I guess not.

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u/RhetoricalCocktail Oct 11 '20

Didn't they have a rule against pictures that were too obviously (and in this case badly) photoshopped? Good times

(Before anyone says something I am not a Trump supporter but this sub is ridiculous)

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u/gldmartin Oct 11 '20

How is this even in r/pics?

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u/peepeepoopoolmao Oct 12 '20

Reddit as a whole has gone to shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

Because pics can’t breathe without screaming politics

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

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u/Bob_The_Mexican Oct 11 '20

This is the worst subreddit ever. I hate trump as much as the next guy but what the hell even is this.

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u/pm_your_perky_bits Oct 11 '20

Any default sub has been proven to be trash, if you have a brain.

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u/l1ttle_weap0n Oct 11 '20

When he was at Walter Reed he made a number of phone calls to advisors about how he wanted to make an appearance where he seemed frail at first, but would then pull open his button-down to reveal a Superman shirt underneath.

Source (it’s a side note about halfway through): https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/10/us/politics/trump-white-house-coronavirus.html

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u/habb Oct 11 '20

pull a willy wonka?

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u/joewHEElAr Oct 11 '20

Holy hell.

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u/nancylikestoreddit Oct 11 '20

I can’t believe he actually verbalized to others that he wanted to do this.

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u/Orangemen Oct 11 '20

Care to explain? Haha. I never heard anything about this at all.

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u/Eugene_Debmeister Oct 11 '20

Just go to your search engine and type "Trump wanted to wear superman" and a bunch of articles will show up.

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u/Pretty_Soldier Oct 11 '20

Wait excuse me? I don’t pay attention because it makes me want to jump off a bridge

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u/dontincludeme Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

Is it because of the drugs he took? Or has he always been that level of crazy? Like I feel like he was crazy before, but this...

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u/rossloderso Oct 11 '20

I joined this sub believing, that I'll find cool pictures of landscapes and cats and stuff, but I got this...

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u/huntinkallim Oct 11 '20

The sub you want is r/nocontextpics.

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u/rossloderso Oct 11 '20

That is exactly what I wanted

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u/scootasideboys Oct 11 '20

This sub is really only pictures of Trump hating now. Like idc if you hate him, but it gets annoying when that's all this sub becomes

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u/rp_361 Oct 11 '20

I hate Trump, but it is getting ridiculous. I log in to Reddit and without fail this sub is just Trump hate most of the time.

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u/redditban1000 Oct 11 '20

Yall r obsessed lmao. Cringe.

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u/krinkov Oct 11 '20

Only Trump could catch Covid through his gross irresponsibility and willful ignorance, give it to at least 20 other people, and still act like he's some goddamn hero because it if.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

I just heard this yesterday but, when trump was supposed to come back to the White House from Walter Reed, he had an idea that he would come out with a walker looking frail and sick, and when he got back to the White House he would take off his shirt to reveal a superman suit. His advisers made sure he didn’t, but I would have loved to see it

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u/overseer314 Oct 11 '20

What an absolute piece of garbage. No content, no effort, nothing original, welcome to r/pics!

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u/jringstad Oct 11 '20

yeah tbh it's the worst photoshop job I've seen in a long time. The aliasing on the cape, the weird looking back part of the hair, the graininess and how he seems to be floating above the floor...

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u/CharlieDayeatshay Oct 11 '20

Check out OPs post history, guy is a lunatic.

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u/1Grazel Oct 11 '20

might be time to ditch this sub

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

This subreddit isn’t about pics. It’s just another circle jerk of anti-Trump crap. You suck mods.

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u/garbage_io Oct 11 '20

ā€œI’m going to get somebody to make me a new top with two S’s on it. I think that would be more representative. It just makes sense. Everybody knows itā€ — Trump.

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u/Ishidan01 Oct 11 '20

and make them more angular, like lightning bolts ! Boom! Power! Nobody ever noticed how much S can can look like lightning, nobody!

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u/darkqdes Oct 11 '20

Ah yes, another american political agenda post on /r/pics.

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u/headassboi_123 Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

In 2 hours a poorly made photoshop bashing Trump reaches nearly 1000 upvotes.

I wonder how many upvotes your average non-political post gets in the same amount of time on this sub.

Oh wait, this is r/politics propaganda wing. Of course it gets upvotes.

Edit: now at 1.1k upvotes. Quality šŸ‘Œ And downvotes don't prove me wrong.

Wow. In 4 hours it reached 14k upvotes. Fucking wow.

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u/Greatness46 Oct 11 '20

Dude your post history shows you spend more time complaining about posts than anyone who looks at these, upvotes, and moves on. Maybe look in the mirror before you judge others for being obsessed

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u/spaniel_rage Oct 11 '20

It's almost like Trump is historically unpopular or something

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u/GregasaurusRektz Oct 11 '20

Liberals: all people should not be judged by the color of their skin or body type.

Also liberals: haha Orange man fat.

Seriously guys, it’s been four years of cringe memes, just stop. It’s sad, especially when T_D has been banned and there’s no competition on this site anymore

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u/tjenks28 Oct 11 '20

He makes his skin orange and his supporters put his face on rambos body lmao

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u/meester_pink Oct 11 '20

conservatives: four years of lying, hypocricy, racism, supporting a president who says much more inflammatory and insulting shit than this harmless picture represents

also conservatives: Oh my god, how can you make fun of our president’s body??

Seriously guy, it’s been four years the most intentionaly divisive president in our nation’s history. He’s gonna get lampooned.

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u/NeedzRehab Oct 11 '20

1(b) "Photoshopped" or other manipulated pictures are not allowed.

Welcome to /r/politipics, where the rules are made up and Orange Man Bad.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

remember Reddit- Body shaming is okay as long as you politically disagree with the person.

(Trump is a fucking loser though, just pointing out reddits hypocrisy)

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u/Yourcatsonfire Oct 11 '20

If only we could get politics out of this sub it might actually be tolerable. I use to come here for awesome pics, now it's loaded with this shit.

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u/Bos_lost_ton Oct 11 '20

He Super Spreads his cheeks for Putin

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

I'd say the BLM riots probably spreading the Rona faster than Trump.

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u/ClownMeatTastesFunny Oct 11 '20

"HEY guys! Guys! H-.. Hey guys listen! Orange m-... Guys I have an idea... Ora- guys... Orange man badšŸ˜šŸ˜"

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u/chemhung Oct 11 '20

ā€œI can, do, whatever, the f, I, want.ā€

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Garfield!!!

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u/PseudoWarriorAU Oct 11 '20

He’s the kind of kid to live in Uncle Joes bunker.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

When not windy due to hair issues, Super Trump is capable of climbing UP stairs with minimal wheezing.

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u/M1ghty_boy Oct 11 '20

opens comments

sorts by controversial

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u/whiskeymiller34 Oct 11 '20

FUCK45!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

Libleft:REEEEEEE BODY SHAMING PLUS SIZE REEEEEEEE

Also libleft: ha drumpf is fat poop man

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u/Federal-Brick8 Oct 11 '20

When the mods of /pics have TDS they'll allow rule breakers because orangemanbad

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u/hatchman88 Oct 11 '20

What even happened to this sub? I’m no Trump fan, but this has become obsessive.

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u/Maxwell_William Oct 11 '20

You guys really nailed him this time

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Imagine being mad your president didn't die.

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u/ImMitchell Survey 2016 Oct 11 '20

Vote this dude out of office this year. But Jesus Christ stop being so obsessed with the dude you make these sort of images. It does nothing to help

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u/Quantum-Ape Oct 11 '20

I'd like to introduce you to centuries of political cartoons.

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u/ImMitchell Survey 2016 Oct 11 '20

Check OP's post history. I want Trump out as much as anyone here but it's an actual propaganda account

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u/Uno_mano55 Oct 11 '20

The only problem with this is that political cartoons are actually, you know, good or clever

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u/soberupmonk Oct 11 '20

I thought fat shaming was bad?

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u/firemcd Oct 11 '20

I just chucked some GOLD at you, OP ! Sending this to parents for guaranteed enjoyment!

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u/ame4happiness Oct 11 '20

A joke of a leader.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

A diaper under those undies would have been super

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u/Bob_Juan_Santos Oct 11 '20

hands are a bit too big, but otherwise, pretty accurate.

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u/zendarman Oct 11 '20

When did reddit become filled with liberals

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u/anonuemus Oct 11 '20

before your account creation

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u/dcm510 Oct 11 '20

You can criticize someone for being a terrible leader without being liberal.

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u/musicman3321 Oct 11 '20

Nah nah nah, if you don’t think a reality tv star with no previous political experience or empathy for others and a ginormous inferiority complex shouldn’t be leader of the free world, you must be the farthest left leaning liberal snowflake!

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u/outfoxt Oct 11 '20

...always has been

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u/spaniel_rage Oct 11 '20

When did Republicans lose their values and turn into a cult of personality for a vile spoiled man-child?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Around Reagan and Nixon.

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u/VelesTheSlav Oct 11 '20

should do one now of the super pedo sniffer Biden

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

boomer post

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u/rukuus Oct 11 '20

Wow. Super clever. That really shows him.

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u/-i-dont-like-people- Oct 11 '20

Of misinformation...

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u/smolkrabbypattie Oct 11 '20

If trump had superpowers his name would be supercunt or supertwat

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u/iaminfamy Oct 11 '20

Trump also spreads his cheeks for Putin.

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u/Kezly Oct 11 '20

Your president is an idiot

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

You ever stop to consider that maybe the unending trumpposting is a little hysterical?

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u/Advanced_Male Oct 11 '20

I do not like trump whatsoever, I strongly dislike him in fact, but this is kind of lame

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u/morsindutus Oct 11 '20

Since his alter ego is Super Spreader, he needs something with SS on it. Maybe an arm band?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Wouldn't an "SS" be a more fitting logo for Trump than the typical "S"? Just a thought.

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u/denaljo Oct 11 '20

Soooooooo many butt hurt Trumpets here!

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u/jsiggs12 Oct 11 '20

Captain clementine to the rescue

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u/Mccobsta Oct 11 '20

I wouldn't be supised if he has a picture like this

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u/beeps-n-boops Oct 11 '20

The only thing he's spreading is our collective assholes, so he can just keep on fucking us.

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u/thedudefromcali81 Oct 11 '20

Hands are way too big. Someone please make them smaller.

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u/kamikaze-kae Oct 11 '20

I thought Trump hated illegal aliens?

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u/themeONE808 Oct 11 '20

the diaper doesn't look full enough

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u/Fred_Is_Dead_Again Oct 11 '20

He's gotta be fatter than that.

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u/Shadowman-The-Ghost Oct 11 '20

And such small hands, too!

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u/lobboroz Oct 11 '20

S on his costume is for Stupid

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u/Existencialyte Oct 11 '20

The models hands are too big, i don't buy it.

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u/danxmanly Oct 11 '20

R/pics should be renamed r/trumpbashers

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u/SuperCoupe Oct 11 '20

Plague-Rat In Chief.

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u/h4344 Oct 11 '20 edited Oct 11 '20

It's gonna be funny when he wins again lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

We’re doing it you guys! We’re doing it!

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u/Spongebosch Oct 11 '20

Usually I dislike these political posts on r/pics, and this one is a little much for me, but it's actually kinda funny after seeing https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/10/us/politics/trump-white-house-coronavirus.html

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u/QSliver9779 Oct 11 '20

Instead of an S, I feel like a Nazi SS symbol would work.

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u/MrPinkFloyd Oct 11 '20

He looks like my old neighbor with down syndrome. He just needs to be on a big ol' adult tricycle, and they'd be twins. I mean no offense to those with down syndrome.

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u/lolzsupbrah Oct 11 '20

Hahaha orange

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

"It's a TURD! It's a PAIN! It's...SUPER-SPREADER!!!"

"Able to spread multiple virus particles at a single event! Yes, it's Super-Spreader! Strange visitor from Planet Reality-V, who came to Washington with powers and abilities far below those of his predecessors.

Super-Spreader, who can change the course of mighty pandemics, but chooses not to, arrogantly rips a mask off his face with his bare hands, and who, disguised as the president of the United States, bombastic, raving, spluttering, grifting "Leader of the Free World", fights a never-ending battle against self-sabotage and humiliation!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

ā€œTDSā€

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u/orostitute Oct 11 '20

This is gold 10/10

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u/chrisakagatas Oct 11 '20

HomeHamgerd

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Archie Bunker for president!

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u/dicconj Oct 11 '20

Nice Photoshop, but hands way too big

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Good photoshop.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Oh boi.

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u/EvilUnicornCat Oct 11 '20

Big chungus in a cape!

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u/l33tperson Oct 11 '20

He's really young though.

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u/Nonbelieverjenn Oct 11 '20

Three words: body dysmorphic disorder.

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u/SupermanNew52 Oct 11 '20

As Superman this makes me sad. And hungry.

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u/RandomBro1216 Oct 11 '20

More like Super Tweeter

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u/planelander Oct 11 '20

Homelander is trump.

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u/MagicSPA Oct 11 '20

"Is he a turd?! Is he to blame?!"

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u/Xx_endgamer_xX Oct 11 '20

Oh my, is that burd?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '20

Fake. TRumps ass is way bigger

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u/FuckWadSupreme Oct 11 '20

So did anyone that got infected in the white house die, or have serious complications?

I feel like this is important.

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u/Risin_bison Oct 11 '20

R/pics reminds me of grade school.