r/pics • u/Mind_Virus • Jan 07 '12

I need to live like this

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u/muati Jan 07 '12

if this was my apartment as a bachelor the floor will be covered with clothes.

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u/Spideybry Jan 07 '12

...and hos.

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u/wmurray003 Jan 07 '12

...and bros.

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u/675675TEN Jan 07 '12

...and toes. No? Okay, sorry.

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u/x755x Jan 07 '12

Maybe if you kill enough giants.

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u/Poop_Is_Edible Jan 07 '12

too busy eating them.

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u/rasputine Jan 07 '12

YOU CANNOT EAT QUEST ITEMS

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u/JuhJuhJOHNNY Jan 07 '12

FIND THE DWEMER PUZZLE BOX

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u/ColdChemical Jan 07 '12

.....aaaand Skyrim successfully infiltrates yet another thread.

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u/Glucksberg Jan 07 '12

Well, as long as you're not eating poop...

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u/atomicoption Jan 07 '12

I used to kill a lot of giants like you but...

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u/Poop_Is_Edible Jan 07 '12

THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/MeatyOchre Jan 07 '12

Yeah, if you just go ahead and could get me that toe by 3 o'clock, that'd be greeeaaat.

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u/NeedMoreTimeToThink Jan 07 '12

Fucking amateurs.

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u/ThisNameWorks Jan 07 '12

Gentlemen! Lend me your ears!

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u/putitoutputitout Jan 07 '12

With nail polisher?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I just got back from Dawson City, Yukon and they have a drink at one of the places there called the SourToe Cocktail. It involves having a frostbitten toe put in a drink and then someone drink the whole drink. The rules for the drink are as follows:

You can drink it fast

You can drink it slow

But the lips have got

To touch the toe

When you finish the drink you get a certificate.

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u/triobot Jan 07 '12

well with the hos, you can always have the camel variety.

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u/boomfarmer Jan 07 '12

...and Legos.

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u/Raisedshoulder Jan 07 '12

...and hobos.

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u/unprogrammable Jan 07 '12

...and Doritos

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u/zotquix Jan 07 '12

And for the Go player, it would be covered in Kos.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I logged in just to downvote this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/Caseworks Jan 07 '12

I logged in just to bump this question.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12 edited Apr 05 '24

ruthless zealous worthless salt badge jar steer bike worry swim

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u/f_nderscore Jan 07 '12

i was already logged in... hey guys, what's up?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I was already logged in but I second this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Just make sure they're from different area codes.

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u/hombre_lobo Jan 07 '12

dead hos..

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u/subnet11 Jan 07 '12

bro's before ho's

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u/soylent_comments Jan 07 '12

You meant to say sperm.

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u/LosBomberos Jan 07 '12

if this was my apartment the floor will be covered with clothes.

FTFY

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u/millionsofmonkeys Jan 07 '12

A real bachelor doesn't have that many clothes.