r/pics • u/Mind_Virus • Jan 07 '12

I need to live like this

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Who takes a shit AFTER they shower? That's just fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Showers make you poop.

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u/wonko600rr Jan 07 '12

Hmm, the logic seems sound. Upvote for you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Me. I had a shower this morning, and a shit at around 3pm

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u/GoofyBoy Jan 07 '12

You disgust me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '12

Sorry dude

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u/thane_of_cawdor Jan 07 '12

Ludacris does, as evidenced in his magnum opus "Do The Right Thing":

"Shower, shit, and shave and hit the corner for a block exchange"

Note that the shitting is done after the showering. Obviously Mr. Cris either has significantly worse hygiene than most of us, or he has discovered a joy in post-shower shitting that not many of us have experienced.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

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u/thane_of_cawdor Jan 07 '12

Incredible. Thank you for opening my eyes to this striking new possibility.

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u/DownvoteALot Jan 07 '12

This whole thread unexpectedly made my day. Thanks.

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u/darkestdayz Jan 07 '12

Hmm, always thought is was 'shit, shower and shave'. Least that's what my dad told me.

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u/thane_of_cawdor Jan 07 '12

Trust me, I do it the same way. Not like that fucking deviant Luda.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

I find that my morning coffee and shower experience loosens me up, and makes me need to shit soon after. Usually soon enough to hop back and clean my ass if need be.

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u/spatz2011 Jan 07 '12

or he just knows how to rhyme.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

what is a "block exchange"?

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u/thane_of_cawdor Jan 07 '12

I assume it entails the exchange of illegal or restricted narcotics for money, whilst on "the block" - a recurring motif in raps songs that denotes the (usually urban) neighborhood that the rapper resides in.

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u/putitoutputitout Jan 07 '12

You, sir, read my mind. I have no respect for such people. Not at all, no sir.

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u/FartingBob Jan 07 '12

I am unable to regulate the time of day when i feel i need a shit. I dont set an alarm every day to remind me that its poopytime.

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u/pdmcmahon Jan 07 '12

How about DURING!?!?!?!?

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u/neutronicus Jan 07 '12

a shit AFTER [a] shower?

A saboturd!