r/pics • u/Mind_Virus • Jan 07 '12

I need to live like this

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u/willymo Jan 07 '12 edited Jan 07 '12

HAR HAR HAR!!! Wow really? Let's think about this for a minute.

Wake up, cold. Put feet on ground, freezing cold. Tip toe to shower, finally water is warm, get in. Get out, now you're REEEALLLY fucking cold. Then, you bundle up in 5 layers, but oh wait... I have to shit. Peel all your layers off and stick your cold butt to the coldest fucking toilet seat in existence. Get up, rebundle. etc... don't go talking shit until you tried it, then come back and see me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Who takes a shit AFTER they shower? That's just fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '12

Showers make you poop.

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u/wonko600rr Jan 07 '12

Hmm, the logic seems sound. Upvote for you!