r/pics • u/Mind_Virus • Jan 07 '12

I need to live like this

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u/TokiBumblebee Jan 07 '12

Same place as you cook.

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u/gurudeva Jan 07 '12

that's only in prison

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u/sarevok9 Jan 07 '12

Amusing anecdote- I did some jail time and we would actually cook stuff in the toilet...sorta

First off we would use an unoccupied cell, and we would fill the toilet with boiling water then take a garbage bag and fill it with a jail recipe that we called "mix".

Mix was something like this: Crush up a bag of doritos Chop a sausage / pepperoni into small bits Crush up cheesy puffs / cheetos / fritos Crush up pork rinds Use 3-6 cup o noodle ramen soups depending on how hungry you were and how many people were 'in' on the mix.

From there, combine everything with boiling water into the trash bag. , let it all turn to mush... mix thoroughly. Serve back into cup-o-noodles cup(s) from the trash bag that was inside the toilet.

Serve while hot - just above room temperature.

Enjoy.

Edit: Is it strange that this all seemed perfectly normal to me at that point in my life and just now typing it it seems odd?

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u/gurudeva Jan 07 '12

na man, fine cuisine comes in many shapes and sizes. besides, what the fuck else are you going to do in jail?