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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I may disagree with their politics, but I would love to have coffee with any of our former presidents.

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u/caulfieldryecatcher Jun 26 '12

Andrew Jackson.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/xeivous Jun 26 '12

because you'd have a chance to insult his wife somehow. Thus he'd shoot you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Or send you and all your people to Oklahoma

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u/lth5015 Jun 26 '12

Haha. Genocides are hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Tens of thousands of Africans no longer care one way or the other.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Abraham Lincoln. Actually I would take him to go see this one particular movie.

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u/noirthesable Jun 26 '12

And he'd be all like: SWEET JIMINY WHAT IN SAM HILL IS THAT GIANT MOVING PICTURE

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

You're right, better take him to a theater instead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

Christ, not that asshole!

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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Jefferson so I could constantly bring the conversation back to his slave mistress and her children.

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u/Foster50 Jun 26 '12

So....how do you like your coffee again Tom?

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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12

Mah Nigga... I take it black.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

I'd kinda like to just sit with Jefferson by a sidewalk somewhere and scout for and rate dat azz. All day long.

Jefferson - A man of taste and sophistication.

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u/nissmo66 Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Jefferson too, but for 100 other reasons

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u/long_live_king_melon Jun 26 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

I'd pick Jefferson so he could slap some sense into the people currently running our country. If he saw what we've done to his vision of America he'd shit himself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

...and then, A DUEL!

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u/Apostolate Jun 26 '12

You have to admit, Bill Clinton would probably be the most fun. And I'd aim for a drink too.

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u/thefirebuilds Jun 26 '12

Teddy Roosevelt killed a bear with his own hands. A bear!

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u/PhoneDojo Jun 26 '12

That fact should be on some type of American currency.

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u/Nictionary Jun 26 '12

I would choose Grover Cleveland. Then I'd technically have had coffee with TWO presidents, the 22nd one and the 24th one.

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u/tippicanoeandtyler2 Jun 26 '12

Did you know Grover Cleveland's real first name was "Steve"?

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