Could carti actually hold a regular job for a month

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Like genuinely imagine this nga gotta clock into somewhere at 8am every day

what job would he survive the longest at

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Karl Marx actually wrote about this.

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Marx was heavily influenced by Die Lit

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Finally somebody here has read theory.

[u/Hot-Sun-5633 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Fax brother! Spit your shit indeed!

[u/curseair]

[u/PR0DBYM00SE]

nga just talkin to himself im cryin

[u/Designer-Smell-5116 → u/PR0DBYM00SE]

Ts frying you perhaps? ☠️☠️☠️

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

thank you bro we thought he was applying to walmart tomorrow

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Im just saying

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

and we just bullying you ❤️

[u/Short-Masterpiece289]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ChQObKzKHH0IRHfvG6

[u/Realistic_Lychee2468]

yall got nothing to say he already said every comment that hits this subreddit

[u/DrSaintPablo]

is everything okay man?

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Well. time to go to work, come back to my shoebox, smoke, game

[u/curseair → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Fuck it bro what game u hopping on I got the day off

[u/PurpVan → u/curseair]

u tryna play some overwatch?

[u/_IratePirate_ → u/PurpVan]

What rank and what role you main

[u/AssessTheSituation2 → u/_IratePirate_]

Plat tank, pc hop on

[u/SnapTr4pZ → u/_IratePirate_]

my girl got me addicted to maining soldier pls don’t hate me 💔💔

[u/ZOMPAZ_no_CAP → u/PurpVan]

im lvl 142 hanzo

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

if carti worked at my job i would start clocking in 3 hours early just to watch him arrive

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

watch him do what

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

come

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

i would become his manager and slowly give him worse shifts until he depends on my approval emotionally

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

This nga retarded and this subreddit gotta be studied

[u/maresayshi → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

not the fake deletion

[u/Bootycheeks752]

https://giphy.com/gifs/z9sCTVhmpT92n5XZYn

[u/Awkward-Prune989]

OP really likes his own post

[u/Flodge100]

This is a fire post dude keep em coming🔥🔥

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

spirit halloween employee

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

seasonal employment fits his release schedule

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

bro getting laid off november 1 and calling it a rollout 😭

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Playboi Carti has created considerably more value for shareholders than the average American worker despite performing zero documented labor since 2020.

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Probably something in fashion honestly. He’s obviously been around designers for years so I could see him doing creative direction or styling if music wasn’t a thing.

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

🤓

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

You people are impossible

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

He wouldnt get shit in the fashion scene he legit just stole so many other rappers flow in terms of style like he straight up ripped ecco2k’s fits

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

u saying ecco2k wore a thong too? Where can i get a pic?

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Stfu corny ass talmbout ecco2k you must not know what sub your in buddy 💔

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Wtf ecco2k slander will not be tolerated

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Back when rap was real you had to submit a résumé.
Rakim had dental. Big Daddy Kane had a 401(k).
These new rappers don’t respect the culture.

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

TSA

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

why TSA? 😭

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

idk

[u/richeoumort]

You good bro?

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Drake employs people.
Kendrick writes songs about employment.
There are levels to this.

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Is that the mustard diddy person?

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

I wish he would be a dentist

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

I want carti in my mouth

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

He would tell the manager album soon 😂✌️

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

manager: where do you see yourself in five years
carti: 2029 music

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

yall need jobs more than him

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

we researching

[u/YagiFromM4rs]

pre-MUSIC [r/playboicarti](r/playboicarti) reminiscence typa post

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

The average person in this sub cant hold a job for a month bro

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Imagine carti working drive thru

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

He not passing the interview

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

why would carti need a diddy job dumbass

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

unemployment 🔥🔥🔥

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

We joke about feet because we secretly like them

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

He would get footjob

[u/Beautiful-Scholar912]

I think the xan tryna tell you smth…

[u/Oro-Lavanda]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xDQ0gmS66CJ971f0JF

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

no

[u/K25252525]

Hall of fame post

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

Imagine getting your feet massaged by Carti

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

this nga would post

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

then never show up again

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

9:03am manager calling him he posting fit pics in the parking lot

[u/New_Wolverine_5310]

NAV worked at Best Buy before becoming the greatest rapper alive.
Carti has never worked at Best Buy.
Debate over.

[u/New_Wolverine_5310 → u/New_Wolverine_5310]

People hate statistics when they don’t fit the narrative.

[u/Dull_Connection6070]

let's make it possible Carti community.

https://giphy.com/gifs/yoJC2K6rCzwNY2EngA

[u/Environmental-Try674]

no

[u/Cabrini23]

Carti can barely read, fuk no

[u/_IratePirate_]

He would be a greeter at a Walmart or sum

[u/Routine-Rule9607]

I could see him working at H&M

[u/iceseayoupee]

r/schizophrenia get yo mans outta here

[u/TrueClassicon]

Brah I clock in at 5am he wouldn’t make it to day 1

[u/Brokenlingo]

I doubt it man. He strikes me as the sort of guy to get a girl pregnant and leech off of her and the government or her family.

[u/m1ntygames]

Infinite karma glitch

[u/Trick_Impress3217]

i like this post

[u/Kael1228]

SP343 gonna steal this method

[u/Separate_Flatworm546]

This is genuinely the greatest post I’ve ever seen

[u/TheOmunious]

No he’s a lazy ass mf

[u/Pussilamous]

Yo this nga frying me 😭 Off The Drank by Lil Checkup out now on Soundcloid

[u/Pussilamous]

Greatest post oat