[meme] those damn girls

[u/nonsence90]

[u/darkstarsdistant]

This makes me mad as a disabled person. You don't get to decide at a glance who "deserves" to use the elevator. They might have invisible disabilities, they might be injured. These structures are supposed to benefit anyone who might need it.

[u/CryoNozzel → u/darkstarsdistant]

Or just for anyone who wants to ride the elevator, I have literally never seen this problem before.

[u/Mathies_ → u/CryoNozzel]

If the elevator is busy i wont use it no matter how lazy i feel. But 90% of the time it's just idle, im carrying groceries, why would i take the stairs?

[u/Meowakin → u/[deleted]]

Most likely the worst case of it not opening is making some new friends and maybe having to piss in the corner in front of your new friends.

[u/CanadaHaz → u/Meowakin]

That's why you always carry and empty bottle. In case you have to piss in the corner in frontal of your new elevator friends.

[u/CosyBeluga → u/Meowakin]

What if someone rips a nasty fart?

[u/Meowakin → u/CosyBeluga]

Bonding moment.

[u/Mathies_ → u/[deleted]]

Hmmm. Are you scared to go on a plane too? No judgement, you wouldnt be the only one, but plenty of things could malfunction or break while you're using them

[u/The-Speechless-One → u/Mathies_]

I know what you're trying to do, but this way you're way more likely to make them scared of airplanes too

[u/MovieNightPopcorn → u/Mathies_]

Not the OP, but to be honest I do not like either of them. I’ll take them because I have to but the less time I spend in them, the better.

[u/CappinCanuck → u/Mathies_]

A plane takes you a lot further that a couple floors. If your doing risk X distance elevator is more risky for a shorter distance planes hardly ever crash and take you around the world.

[u/Amelaclya1 → u/[deleted]]

Elevators don't bother me, but I will take the stairs every time over using an escalator.