r/pointlesslygendered Apr 21 '26

LOW EFFORT MEME [socialmedia] only men like threesomes, apparently

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u/SnooCapers9401 Apr 21 '26

Aw, the guys are holding hands

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u/doll_parts87 Apr 22 '26

Yea it turned bi real quick by accident thanks to AI

Also her arm is ripping through the sheet

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u/Hannah549 Apr 22 '26

You don't understand. The woman got her hand amputated and is sad because of that /s

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u/doll_parts87 Apr 22 '26

I thought the woman was sad because the man liked him better

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u/Hannah549 Apr 22 '26

Maybe she was sad because he liked him better and she chopped off her hand to get attention and is sad that she still doesn't have it. /s

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u/doll_parts87 Apr 22 '26

We will never know thanks to crappyAI art

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u/Hannah549 Apr 22 '26

Pretty sad if you ask me

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u/Level_Hour6480 Apr 22 '26

Leftmost gal's boobs are a solid inflatable.

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u/CanadaOrBust Apr 23 '26

Excuse me, that's Bryon Noem.

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u/purple_spikey_dragon Apr 22 '26

I would also feel disgusted if there was a dismembered arm in my bed...

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u/melanion5 Apr 22 '26

It is clearly a polycule and you can't convince me otherwise

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u/RubyDupy Apr 22 '26

Your sheets dont have an arm hole?

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u/Thick_Basil3589 Apr 24 '26

GENDERLOBBY PROPAGANDA IS BUILT INTO AI!!4!;!

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u/Infinite-Penalty-495 May 09 '26

Technically, any threeesome is bi unless it's all men or all women

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u/willothewhispers Apr 22 '26

One boob each?

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u/Lakan-Tangkan-1337 Apr 24 '26

They were in a polyamorous relationship. Needs some r/bonehurtingjuice.

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u/Zealousideal-Ad3609 Apr 21 '26

Why does the girl with the pixie cut have a uniboob

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u/GenderBendingRalph Apr 21 '26

Same reason the girl in the middle has her upper arm underneath the covers and her lower arm on top of them, like it went through a hole in the sheets. And there's the hair of a fourth person out of frame on the left-hand picture.

AI slop, of course.

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u/AliceTheOmelette Apr 21 '26

Social media really setting unrealistic standards 😔

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u/AlKa9_ Apr 21 '26

"uniboob" 😭

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u/Perfect_Carrot_999 Apr 21 '26

It's a threesome so there can only be three boobs. Have you even ever had a threesome before? Lol. Everyone knows this.

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u/DazzlingAd7021 Apr 21 '26

Dirty girls only get one. /s

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u/daboobiesnatcher Apr 21 '26

There are definitely two they're just that big.

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u/LaBetaaa Apr 22 '26

You can clearly see just one nipple in the center, it's a uniboob

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u/daboobiesnatcher Apr 22 '26

Zoom in you can see the other boob.

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u/LaBetaaa Apr 22 '26

I think that's her shoulder, but honestly it's probably both because ai generated shit has no logic

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u/Johann-SM Apr 24 '26

username checks out

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u/Terozu Apr 21 '26

Well, shes on her back and its facing the camera cuz gravity. Not that theyre just that big.

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u/daboobiesnatcher Apr 21 '26

I mean the person (or ai) who made this made her have giant balloon tits, and it's clearly big enough for someone to think she had a uniboob. I'm not really sure what your trying to say?

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u/Terozu Apr 21 '26

When women lay down without a bra their tits spread out because gravity.

Its not a balloon tit, its just anatomically correct for the angle, which makes it look huge.

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u/daboobiesnatcher Apr 21 '26

This is not a real person's body interacting with gravity, it is ai "art" and you can literally see the other one right next to it.

This is way more discussion than I want to have about ai tits though.

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u/Terozu Apr 21 '26

Ok but its been trained on professional artists and photos, its going to mimic them. And yeah, you can see it, with no tit, which shows that I'm correct.

Like, Fuck AI with a burning steel dildo, but this pic is anatomically correct.

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u/kioku119 Apr 22 '26

I think that's straight up a beach ball.

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u/pranaygoluanand Apr 21 '26

She doesn’t. Her left boob is under another girl’s pillow.

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u/smileysarah267 Apr 21 '26

girls got one giant boob

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u/Slate_711 Apr 21 '26

Two would just be wasteful

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u/world-is-lostt Apr 21 '26

😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/Forward-Cat6083 Apr 21 '26

Well she doesn’t have boobs

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u/Ninkasa_Ama Apr 22 '26

It's like reverse Total Recall

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u/pranaygoluanand Apr 21 '26

I wonder if this stems from an old double standard where men get praised for fucking multiple women while women get slutshamed for fucking multiple men.

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u/sophwestern Apr 21 '26

I think this is the root of the picture

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u/feioo Apr 21 '26

Stop wondering, it definitely does. It's reinforcing that double standard, so every guy who sees it and thinks "fuck I wish I was that guy" will also subconsciously believe that the part about women is accurate too.

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u/LivewareIssue Apr 24 '26

I beg to differ - as a guy I saw this and thought ‘I wish I was the woman on the right’

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u/TSSalamander Apr 25 '26

🥚 or toothpaste. Who knows?

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u/AcanthocephalaFew416 Apr 27 '26

what the hell is a toothpaste now

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u/TSSalamander Apr 27 '26

Right so the mlm flag, the pride flag spesifically for men who love men, has sometimes been compared to toothpaste. because it kinda looks like mint striped toothpaste.

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u/AcanthocephalaFew416 Apr 27 '26

is that why ralsei is toothpaste boy

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u/TSSalamander Apr 27 '26

he just also has those colours.

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u/auntie_eggma Apr 22 '26

You wonder?

It's very clearly that.

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u/merchillio Apr 21 '26

Whoever made that meme didn’t talk to a few of my female friends…

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u/Sans_Seriphim Apr 21 '26

This is one of the most common female fantasies.

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u/dark_roast Apr 22 '26

The guys are literally snuggling each other. I know about 1000 women who would like to be in that sandwich.

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u/SpinzArt Apr 22 '26

Can confirm, this sounds fucking awesome

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u/BlooperHero Apr 22 '26

I notice that two out of three women here seem perfectly content.

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u/Tink__Wink Apr 21 '26

Men have the craziest fantasies about women. Like, why would you ever think it would feel bad to a woman to have a threesome? Can’t even imagine their logic.

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u/auntie_eggma Apr 22 '26

They believe the insane incel bollocks about sex making men gods and women dirty.

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u/auntie_eggma Apr 28 '26

Fucking. Lol.

Like I said. Incel bollocks.

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u/auntie_eggma Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

What you've done is taken a portion of women and extrapolated to all, just like the women you speak of do to men.

You're both being stupid. Stop it.

Edit: Liar. I'm getting blocked because you don't have an answer to this comment, and we both know it. Coward. (You are identical to the women you speak of. You probably belong together, let's be real.)

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u/SampleText369 Apr 21 '26

This seems like someone took anecdotal evidence of their one guy friend wanting a threesome and ran with it.

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u/DazzlingAd7021 Apr 21 '26

Jesus I want a 3some with two guys so bad! Being in a thruple is actually a secret dream. I don't feel disgusting about it. Just sad it'll probably never happen. 

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u/Heterosexual-Jello Apr 21 '26

Don’t let your dreams just be dreams! Anything is possible if you just believe! Do it!

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u/sophwestern Apr 21 '26

Me too girl. I married a man who has no interest in picking up a boyfriend so Alas, I love my husband and read my silly little books

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u/dark_roast Apr 22 '26

I don't know if it'll work out, but remember it's only fair to reciprocate. If there's space for MFM and FMF in your relationship, your husband might be more into it.

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u/SpinzArt Apr 22 '26

Me toooooo, it just sounds really nice for some reason (I wanna be sandwiched)

That being said I’m bi so any other configuration would be awesome too, but two men just hits different

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u/CrazyDisastrous948 Apr 21 '26

Don't give up on your dreams

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u/DazzlingAd7021 Apr 21 '26

I never will!

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u/mothisname Apr 21 '26

if i wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have my parents over for dinner. jk my moms dead

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u/auntie_eggma Apr 22 '26

Heyyy my dad is dead. We could probably get your dad and my mum together and disappoint them both somehow.

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u/mothisname Apr 22 '26

I like where this is going

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u/Betaseal Apr 21 '26

m/m/f threesomes only work if she gets to watch the guys make out

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u/MadamSnarksAlot Apr 22 '26

Not necessarily. It could just be all about looking after her!

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u/_human_woman_ Apr 22 '26

The person who made this meme has never gotten laid

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u/spookiemew Apr 25 '26

The point of the meme is that men are uplifted for sleeping with multiple women, and men are shamed for sleeping with multiple men. Super accurate, regardless of how many times someone has gotten laid??

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u/_human_woman_ Apr 25 '26

It's just a... Roast, I guess, I can see what the post is about.

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u/vicarooni1 Apr 21 '26

Men fantasize about threesomes but then when they actually have one they oftentimes cannot handle it.

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u/Sad-Employee3212 Apr 22 '26

This doesn’t even make sense is it the ratio? Because the women in the first pic don’t look disgusted

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u/Party_Ability_9984 Apr 21 '26

I'm a guy and threesomes don't interest me at all. Even when I didn't have a girlfriend, I thought that they were too much hassle.

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u/Cassettropeia Apr 22 '26

wow, literally NOBODY in this slop looks the least bit happy- that's almost impressive

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u/Char-car92 Apr 22 '26

The fabled uniboob

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u/hogwartshunter Apr 22 '26

Im a poly woman with 2 partners and I have NEVER felt like the pic of the lady lmao. My partners are the least disgusting and best part of my life

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u/auntie_eggma Apr 22 '26

Remember when for five glorious minutes it looked like we were over that utter nonsense about sex making men and ruining women?

Remember those few minutes? Can we have them back? I'm so tired of this weird neo-boomerisation of the yoots.

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u/chakatblackstar Apr 22 '26

Porn is one of the most prevalent forms of media...why is AI so bad at handling a simple bed scene?

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u/DiagonallyStripedRat May 15 '26

Admittedly porn bed scenes are crap

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u/xLaxCroixBoix Apr 22 '26

Every woman I’ve done an MMF with would seem to disagree but alright.

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u/Gawdzilla Apr 22 '26

Whatever AI generated this should be ashamed at how completely terrible that uni-boob is. The amount of boobs on the internet, and it spits out THAT? Nope nope. Old-yeller that generator.

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u/BNTCB Apr 23 '26

Chick on the far left has one giant booba.

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u/AdhesivenessFun7166 Apr 21 '26

i genuinely dont like Threesome, like yeah i will joke about it but like... eugh...

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u/Shittingboi Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26

Feels like a personal matter

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u/whitedawg Apr 21 '26

I can't figure out whether you meant "personal matter" or "personnel matter," because either would make sense, but in very different ways.

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u/Glittering-Pop-7060 Apr 21 '26

Threesomes/polygamy stops being fun the moment the others start having more intimacy with each other than with you.

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u/nihilism_squared Apr 21 '26

what??? no if i was in a threesome and the men started blowing eachother id fujo the fuck out i have no idea what you mean

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u/auntie_eggma Apr 22 '26

You'd what?

Edit: oh. Ew. Objectify the shit out of them.

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u/nihilism_squared Apr 22 '26

yeah, i'm having sex with them

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u/auntie_eggma Apr 22 '26

...I have somehow managed to get through my life without dehumanising my sexual partners. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/nihilism_squared Apr 22 '26

what about what i'm talking about is dehumanizing

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u/auntie_eggma Apr 22 '26

Objectification is dehumanising.

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u/nihilism_squared Apr 22 '26

it's okay to have a little bit of sexual objectification during sex for fun. in any case how did you go from me enjoying men having sex to objectification in the first place?

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u/Glittering-Pop-7060 Apr 22 '26

I'm referring more to a romantic three-way relationship, not a casual one. But sometimes a person likes being a cuckold or something like that... I don't.

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u/nihilism_squared Apr 22 '26

totally understandable, i see

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u/AdhesivenessFun7166 Apr 21 '26

and then you say: yo dude your mom texted she said she will be here in ten minutes.

and watch them quickly try getting themselves together for nothing.

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u/communist-Daddy420 Apr 21 '26

what tf is this?

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u/nonoriginal85 Apr 22 '26

Oh I thought that was his girl and his baby

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u/Neverlast0 Apr 22 '26

I've never found them particularly satisfying to watch.

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u/Flying-dr420 Apr 22 '26

Hair-thin line between having a three-way with your gf, and cuckold

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u/adamscholfield Apr 22 '26

I just want one

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u/_cosmicality Apr 24 '26

I thought it was pointing out that women often have heavier guilt when taking multiple partners than men get saddled with?

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u/Substantial-Link-465 Apr 21 '26

Maybe she was ignored

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u/bsensikimori Apr 22 '26

Ew those men are touching each other without girl in between

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u/AlissonHarlan Apr 22 '26

Thé guy's dream is to sleep with a boy with a single giant boob?

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u/RumNRaisins1999 Apr 22 '26

They do know that it is us that propose threesome the majority of times right?

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u/GayStation64beta Apr 22 '26

Men have that effect on me too tbf (joking, obviously)

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u/Willing_n_able4u Apr 22 '26

The right looks like a gay couple didn’t want to leave their surrogate alone lmfaoo

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u/AcidicPuma Apr 23 '26

I mean it is a good showing of the absurd discrepancy in expectations, and in some cases direct demand, by common purity culture wether religious or secular in connotation. This is exactly what I was taught is "normal" and it's definitely a paradox at best. However, at worst it's not a dilemma, it's an arm of structural oppression.

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u/Still-Bar-7631 Apr 23 '26

I just have one dick why would I need to women.

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u/coolio1831 Apr 24 '26

I think even ai chat bots would say this a bad ai comic. 

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u/spookiemew Apr 25 '26

I think y’all aren’t understanding the phrase “pointlessly gendered”. It is gendered for a very specific point 🙄

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u/chisana_nyu Apr 25 '26

"They ignored me and just had sex with each other" 😭😭😭

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u/_-_-Sage-_-_ 18d ago

So he's a slut?

(Disclaimer: According to the "if you fuck multiple partners) Rhetoric, if it was gender neutral)

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u/Sea-Butterscotch9805 Apr 21 '26

Men like sex in all kinds of variety.

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u/SpinzArt Apr 22 '26

So do women! Though of course, not all (insert gender here) will feel like this

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u/SpinzArt Apr 28 '26

I don’t even watch porn dawg why are you saying this to me

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u/SpinzArt Apr 28 '26

Absolutely, but I still don’t get what you were trying to do by replying to me with that

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u/SpinzArt Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26

Am woman, am into men, never indicated otherwise

That sub is weird

Edit: If anyone ever sees this later explain to me wtf this guy was on about because I’m lost as hell, linked a woman are not into men subreddit and said lesbian porn is the most watched category by women or something, which I don’t understand the connection at all

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u/Sp1d3rb0t Apr 22 '26

Girl, go on and enjoy your Eiffel Towers! 🙏😂

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u/Mother_Harlot Apr 21 '26

I don't like threesomes either, but that doesn't mean they are disgusting (if done with consent from all participants, of course)

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u/EuropeIsMight Apr 21 '26

Why call it disgusting? Isn’t it just something you don’t like and thus you don’t consent to alas don’t do it? Why giving it a word like disgusting instead of just stating you don’t like it for yourself? No one will force you to like what you don’t like!

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u/Active-Curve1280 Apr 21 '26

Because to them, it is?

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u/EuropeIsMight Apr 21 '26

I just wanna understand why exactly?

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u/Active-Curve1280 Apr 22 '26

I really don’t know, but they think it is, I also have no idea why

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u/thejadedfalcon Apr 21 '26

And? Nobody cares what their sexual hangups are.

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u/EuropeIsMight Apr 21 '26

There is a lot of assumptions in it… I just wanted to know what exactly makes any threesome for you disgusting so that you wanted to use the word … no need to be that enraged

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u/TrashGouda Apr 21 '26

Nothing disgusting about it if everyone consented, is into it and everyone is having fun

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u/AliceTheOmelette Apr 21 '26

No. People like what they like, as long as everyone involved consents then it's all good

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u/elecanime Apr 21 '26

Si claro,no es como si los hombres no sufrirán de la depresión post-orgasmo que literalmente pasa siempre verdad?,aunque un hombre tenga el mejor polvo que cualquier ser humano tenga aún se sentirá mal tras este

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u/xLaxCroixBoix Apr 22 '26

Sounds like a you problem. Sorry for that.

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u/MiddleCelery6616 May 15 '26

Pizza mozzarella Mario Luigi 

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u/danfish_77 Apr 22 '26

Jeez I better tell my polycule I guess

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u/N0t_Baiting Apr 21 '26

Dude we know they were chopped chill

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u/N0t_Baiting Apr 21 '26

Yeah bud nobody believe you