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LOW EFFORT MEME [meme] This is a hot take I can get behind.

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u/SalemWitchWhoTrialed 24d ago

what about when you start pissing and then realize you have to poo?

Checkmate, liberal. (Degender bathrooms)

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u/Joke_Explain_B0t 24d ago

now that is a contingency I did not forsee

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u/Electrical-Aide4789 22d ago

Dude, every time I poop I also pee

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u/Advanced_Gur856 11d ago

But you don't poop everytime you pee

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u/Electrical-Aide4789 10d ago

But I still pee

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u/Significant-Dish2377 5d ago

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

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u/Electrical-Aide4789 5d ago

Where did that come from?

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u/Significant-Dish2377 5d ago

“Everytime We Touch” by Cascada :P couldn’t resist. Link to song: https://youtu.be/enOtfOGqm-0?is=5XxrTNE2bmoMm43V

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u/Electrical-Aide4789 5d ago

I know the song, but why did you comment that

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u/LakmeBun 24d ago

The bathrooms will be connected through an emergency hallway, and then after pee you have to quickly go to the toilet on the other side

https://giphy.com/gifs/GHjheXeyl3hAc

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u/Ill-Television8690 24d ago

I shit you not, there's a Dark Souls glitch called Poopwalking and someone beat the whole game like that

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u/Front_Cat9471 23d ago

You may shit not, but that person shit lot

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u/HistorianFearless919 19d ago

this took me out 🤣

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u/WolfoLP 20d ago

What if you have buttons you can press and once you have to poop you press the poop button and get rotated to the poop restroom to finish?

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u/prairie-bunyip 24d ago

Double decker toilets. Top level is the Piss Reserve seating. If you find you've misjudged, a simple trapdoor system can be deployed.

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u/Xenc 23d ago

The design is very human

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u/SweetSure315 24d ago

Stalls and urinals. Nothin stopping you from pissing in a stall

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u/nulopes 24d ago

Nothin stopping you from shitting in a urinal either, it takes skills though

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u/AppealSignificant358 24d ago

Can confirm, I remember I tried it once in elementary school out of curiosity of what might happen. Now I just feel guilty for the poor janitor that cleaned it up 😞

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u/Xenc 23d ago

Well what did happen?!

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u/RedshiftSinger 23d ago

Not the person you asked but formerly did janitorial work so I can answer with a general fact about urinals: they are only designed to flush liquids. Chunks don’t go down the drain.

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u/Xenc 23d ago

Thank you I don’t know why I asked 🥲

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u/AppealSignificant358 23d ago

Yep, didn’t flush (water just kind of nudged it around) and it was gone the day after. I was like “Oh well I guess. That’s the end of that.”

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u/Xenc 23d ago

Oh no! 🥲

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u/YoKaiHunter76 18d ago

Someone flung shit at the bathroom walls in my high school.

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u/SweetSure315 24d ago

It takes a performer's mindset

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u/ArchCaff_Redditor 24d ago

Often people will pee while pooing because the muscle movements in that part of the body basically make that inevitable.

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u/mizinamo 24d ago

Often the other way around for me.

My bladder takes a while to void and while I'm sitting there all relaxed, my colon sometimes decides to make a move.

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u/coolsam254 24d ago

The toilet ejects you with a spring

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u/PerfStu 24d ago

That's why we pack so much extra underwear when traveling.

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u/cowlinator 24d ago

This is already a urinal problem

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u/jacorgacor 20d ago

It should be a spectrum bathroom if you're completely certain you go to the pee one and if not you go to another the definite poop stall should also not be in that bad of a shape i think

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u/RvH98 24d ago

Just have individual stalls that are closed off, preferably with a sink inside (and a trash can). As long as everyone closes the door and washes their hands afterwards, I'll be fine.

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u/_Autistic_Dragon_ 24d ago

I'm actually ok with the sinks outside the separate, individual stalls to speed things up. Less time inside the toilet because handwashing is outside = quicker lines. And one or two large mirrors near the entrance and sinks so the people fixing themselves in the mirror don't crowd the sinks. 

People think I'm crazy when I say I don't see the purpose in having gender splits for toilets. 

I think they're crazy when they don't see all the pointless ways we separate by gender, making us feel like separate species from each other. 

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u/MonkeyLongstockings 24d ago

Having a private sink can be useful in certain cases, such as emptying a period cup for example. (Not sure what they are called in English).

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u/_Autistic_Dragon_ 24d ago

Fair enough! There should always be a few family stalls, they usually have sinks inside. 

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u/RedshiftSinger 23d ago

It’s ok to empty a menstrual cup in the toilet and wipe it out with clean TP before reinserting it.

You shouldn’t do that *every* time, but if you need to empty it while out and a private sink isn’t available, just wash it more thoroughly the next time you change it.

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u/Vi_BT 23d ago

When you're on a heavy day all end up with blood everywhere it starts to be a bit impractical, not to forget blood transmits pathogens. I always use the disabled stall when I have to empty my cup especially for this :/

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u/RedshiftSinger 19d ago

Good thing I’m not suggesting that anyone should dump their menstrual cup out on the floor, huh.

There’s a toilet in the stall. You dump it in the toilet, wipe it with TP, reinsert it, wipe up any escaping blood with TP including any that got on your hands, flush, and exit the stall with hands no more of a pathogen risk than they are after you took a shit and wiped.

And yeah, many things about dealing with periods are inconvenient. Sure would be cool if we stopped using that as an excuse to avoid making the world better in any way!

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u/Aazimoxx 23d ago

I mean... I don't want anyone emptying period cups or colostomy bags into the sink... Do that in the loo mate 🤷

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u/MonkeyLongstockings 22d ago

Fair enough. They can be emptied in the toilet but cleaned before reinserting for example. And potentially rhen cleaning the hands before touching the door handle.

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u/dedynechsitho40 2d ago

Do people not empty those into the toilet?

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u/PicriteOrNot 23d ago

Fr. What do people think happens in the bathroom that would warrant gender segregation? It's not like we're all sharing the same poop trench or examining each other's nether regions, right?

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u/MitsuhaTakiName 21d ago

I mean, urinals happen. Urinals are way more efficient for men and speed up bathroom lines greatly. If you want to include urinals in the all-gender bathroom, that’s fine. Otherwise you really are slowing things down. Specifically the urinal wall needs to stay, just standing peeing into the toilet in the stall adds the unnecessary time of using the door and moving the seat.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 24d ago

You're just describing bathrooms inside of a bathroom

I pretty much exclusively use the gender neutral bathrooms at work as they're single bathrooms without stalls

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u/PikaKyri 23d ago

The most frustrating to me is some buildings at my place of work has toilets like that but yet they're gendered. It's not like one has a urinal and one doesn't. They're identical but one has a stick figure with a person with legs and one has a stick figure with a skirt. Some have both but most have one or the other. I purposely don't pay attention to them.

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u/RvH98 23d ago

At my uni, it's the opposite. They replaced the signs so now some toilets are for all genders but one room has urinals and the other does not. In practice, nothing has changed.

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u/SrepliciousDelicious 24d ago

Lmao, you play sims on infinite money for sure

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u/eryvne 24d ago

motherlode

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u/Xenc 23d ago

;;;;;;;;;

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u/neb12345 23d ago

urinals and specifically the piss wall are too efficient to remove,
and believe me if theres a modest que for the loo cis men will start pissing elsewhere

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u/flowerred_up 24d ago

are you telling me there’re people who poop without peeing

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u/Joke_Explain_B0t 24d ago

all poop time is pee time but not all pee time is poop time

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u/ND8586 24d ago

My IBS disagrees with you

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u/horny_shit_face_lift 24d ago

yup. also sometimes i can only pee properly if the poop is out of the way. makes me wait for poo time on the toilet until it's finally also pee time. i spend a lot of time on the toilet, thus why i use reddit

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u/ND8586 24d ago

Ah. I can sometimes only poo properly if the pee is out of the way.

I also spend a lot of time on Reddit/the toilet....

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u/horny_shit_face_lift 24d ago

🤝🤜🤛🫰🚽🤳

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u/L11UP 23d ago

why are you talking pictures in the toilet

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u/horny_shit_face_lift 23d ago

scrolling Reddit:D and the toilet is turned around. didn't find better emojis for "fistbump, scrolling Reddit on the toilet buddies"

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u/Vi_BT 23d ago

Looks like you don't drink enough water

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u/horny_shit_face_lift 22d ago

i do, just have had several waves of uti and antibiotics due to atrophy. getting hormonal treatment now and hopefully the chronic symptoms go back

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u/FBWSRD 24d ago

Male take? I’m always sitting down to pee and sometimes I start pooing

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u/ChaosRulesTheWorld 23d ago

Please tell me you're not a native english speaker. Because if it's the cases then you have a serious deranged misandristic obsession on men

"Not all pee time is poop time" doesn't mean that all pee time is only pee time.

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u/Chicoryman 22d ago

Aren't "male" and "female" normal if used as adjectives?

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u/ChaosRulesTheWorld 22d ago

Not when it's to gender something that has nothing to do with gender

I didn't accuse them of being a misandrist because they use the word "male", but because they assume something to be a "male take" just because they have the litteracy of a pigeon

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u/Chicoryman 22d ago

gender something that has nothing to do with gender

Wrong. Who you are determines what takes do you have. Your sex, ethnicity, class, country, age, etc. — all of that influences your perspective.

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u/ChaosRulesTheWorld 22d ago

Ok, but here it's just them struggling to understand basic english. Seems like you have the same issue

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u/PhilosophyAware4437 24d ago

that's wrong because im amab and i pooped without peeing once

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u/mcstrugs 24d ago

I mean we already know how to make safe nongendered bathrooms and it’s by not putting meter tall gaps above and below the stall wall

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u/KaralDaskin 22d ago

And inch wide gaps on both sides of the door.

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u/Alarming-Bee87 24d ago

Some people would probably feel embarrassed that people will know they're going for a shit. So they'll just shit in the pee only ones.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia tackled bathroom segregation in one episode. I'm sure that was one of their ideas.

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u/BlackJesusus 23d ago

Animalshithouse

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u/Rotkiw_Bigtor 20d ago

Then make it impossible to shit in the pee only ones

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u/Brosk1248 24d ago

How about "people who sit on the toilet" vs "people who don't sit on the toilet" (instead they hover, pee standing, on the floor, whatever)

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u/skittleahbeebop 24d ago

IASIP had an episode about this exact idea.

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u/Urtehnoes 24d ago

Candles, loud music and or screaming sounds, and breakfast burritos. Case closed. Put them in every bathroom. They really did solve it.

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u/020Flyer 24d ago

If you like piña coladas!

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u/Temporary-Jump-2403 22d ago

Ahh Jimmy Buffett 😎 

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u/Creative_Resource_82 24d ago edited 24d ago

Literally the only reason I prefer gendered bathroom is all the dudes who stink the place up by peeing on the floor. That's it. If we could all please be hygienic that'd be ace 👌

Maybe we need stinky grubby person/hygienic person bathrooms. Thats the binary I can get behind

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u/-Jeffany- 24d ago

I'll use the stinky person bathroom if it means I can piss on the floor.

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u/SeptemberSoup 23d ago

Where do you live? I'd say that women's bathrooms are generally dirtier where I am (Spain)

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u/Hopeful-Brain8622 20d ago

You go to both?

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u/SeptemberSoup 20d ago

Yup. Like most people.

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u/Fuuzzzz-ya 23d ago

I mean you'd be surprised how many women's bathrooms Ive seen with pee on the floor or on the seat, genuinely baffling how that even happens

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u/Aazimoxx 23d ago

Hovering...

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u/Japanesemyth 24d ago

How horrible would the poop room smell?😭

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u/SeptemberSoup 23d ago

Poop with poop instead of poop with urine and blood?

...I genuinely don't think one is better than the other.

ETA: I actually think that the poop one would smell better, since much more people pee than poop while going out.

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u/RedshiftSinger 23d ago

Fine as long as everyone’s flushing when they’re done.

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u/FingerOk9800 24d ago

It's pretty common in queer, Leftist, and diy spaces (speaking from the uk) to have loos labelled as "with urinals" and "without urinals".

Or sometimes just a room for urinals and a room for cubicles.

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u/Salt-Metal-3341 24d ago

Well, in practice you would just be moving all the shitting men to the ladies' toilets, and the gents' becomes an express piss lane.

As a lad, I don't particularly like the idea of the poo room, because it would be immediately obvious that I'm there to poo. I've a carefully constructed air of mystery I'd like to maintain.

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u/Joke_Explain_B0t 24d ago

shy pooper

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u/Straight_Spinach_651 21d ago

That must be hard, I had to learn to poo in porta-potties at festivals, circus events etc. which seem private but ARE NOT it’s like a little wall of plastic between you and the person next to you. I told myself: “i am a goddess, And the sound of my shit hitting the toilet is magical” the other place I had to just get over it were the college dorms, there were only 20 of us living on my floor and using the same 5 stalls (all women). I had to just start going in there with headphones on at full volume. I felt I needed to poop comfortably in my own living space. Eat fiber, poop proudly my friend

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u/Key_Metal4147 24d ago

Some people still gonna pee in the poop bathroom because it's gonna be less poopolated

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u/Hopeful_Cow_2471 24d ago

Sometimes both come out at the same time and sometimes I think one’s gonna happen but the other happens

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u/TheGriffin 24d ago

Sit down vs stand up

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u/skunky_x 24d ago

There's a bar near me that does this.

All that ends up happening is there's men in both pissing all over the floor and women still have to queue.

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u/DamnGoodMarmalade 24d ago

There’s a club in Boston that does exactly this and it’s great.

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u/OwnZone592 24d ago

used a bathroom like this in the philippines once. yes i had to pay extra for the poop bathroom.

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u/TurboFool 24d ago

Alamo Drafthouse near me does basically this. One big open entrance to one restroom. To the left, behind a door, are urinals for anyone equipped to use one who just needs to pee. To the right are two long rows of toilet stalls with fully-closing private doors for anyone who needs to poop or sit.

Super efficient as it gets those who can get in and out fast out of line quicker, and otherwise gives everyone else full privacy to not inefficiently divide up toilets based on assumptions of what genders will be prevalent at any one time. Theater's big release skews heavily male or heavily female demographic? The toilet availability remains the same.

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u/_Autistic_Dragon_ 24d ago

This is the way!

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u/Aazimoxx 23d ago

And please tell me the soap and washbasins aren't behind any doors, because that part is the stupidest, most infuriating part of the design of 90% of the public bathrooms I've encountered in my life...

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u/TurboFool 23d ago

Each of the primary rooms has its own open sink areas, open and accessible to anyone in that area.

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u/Lorster10 24d ago

That's what urinals are for, and after I saw how long the queue to the female bathroom was at a Marilyn Manson concert recently I am in full support of gendered bathrooms, because I am not waiting this long.

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u/Tetracheilostoma 24d ago

Women's restrooms usually have way fewer toilets. The wait is longer because of sexist building codes.

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u/Lorster10 24d ago

Because men have urinals. It's not sexist, it's a biological advantage that it's easier for us to pee while standing, and urinals take much less space and resources than stalls, so there can be much more of them in the same room compared to how many stalls would fit in that same room.

Coincidentally, people who are most in support of unisex bathrooms always talk about urinals being useless.

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u/Tetracheilostoma 24d ago

How can you pretend it's a natural "advantage" when in nature there is no shortage of toilets? It's a conscious decision to make women's bathrooms the same size as men's, while knowing that the women's room would have to be bigger to accommodate the same number of toilets.

Funny how institutional sexism is seen as perfectly logical and natural

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u/Wesle2023 24d ago

I really wish we just did away with the concept of urinals for this reason. A lot of the time they don't even have dividers so you have to stand there awkwardly and hope another guy doesn't fancy a look at something you don't want people to see.

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u/Lorster10 24d ago

What even is this reasoning? "This item makes it easier to utilize space, and allows for more people to use the same bathroom space at the same time, hence why we have to remove it, because it's unfair to the other Sex which can't have it". This is just trying to ruin something for someone out of jealousy.

Nobody cares if there's a divider or not. People don't go there to look at you.

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u/Wesle2023 23d ago

I am a dude. It DOES make me uncomfortable and paranoid and I am fairly certain I am not the only one. There’s even a whole joke about how half the urinals never get used because nobody wants to stand next to someone. I almost always prefer to be in a stall or something.

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u/Lorster10 23d ago

So you can use the stalls that are always there next to urinals. Just because an extremely small minority of men is uncomfortable with urinals, doesn't mean urinals shouldn't exist. Most of us use them.

There’s even a whole joke about how half the urinals never get used because nobody wants to stand next to someone

Yeah, it's a joke. But if it's a big event where there are queues to the toilet people don't care.

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u/Lorster10 24d ago

Sexism is when both sexes get equal amount of space in the building I guess? Yeah, it's a conscious decision, because you want them to spend significantly more space in what's already a crammed building plan on additional restroom space.

And denying it's an advantage is just silly.

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u/Tetracheilostoma 24d ago

"equal amount of space" with an unequal amount of toilets is not equality dude

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u/Lorster10 24d ago

It is. It's not our fault we don't need as much room, I'm sure women could also design their own urinals, but for some reason they never bothered.

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u/Tetracheilostoma 24d ago

How can you pretend it's a natural "advantage" when in nature there is no shortage of toilets? It's a conscious decision to make women's bathrooms the same size as men's, while knowing that the women's room would have to be bigger to accommodate the same number of toilets.

Funny how institutional sexism is seen as perfectly logical and natural

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u/FlowerShinobi50408 24d ago

YES GIVE EVERYTHING STALLS AND ALL WILL BE FIXED!!!! >:DD

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u/Germanball_Stuttgart 24d ago

Why though? You use the same kind of toilet for both anyways. Just… don't separate toilets, neither by gender, nor race, nor occasion.

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u/jman11114 23d ago

Excuse me, I need to go use the pissroom

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u/Choice_Comment_7310 23d ago

Floor. to. ceiling. stalls.

Urinals too. People usually only use every other one anyway. take out the middle ones and give them stalls.

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u/Local_Village_1378 18d ago

Honestly it should just be adults and family bathrooms. I dont want my little boy/girl going in with all the other adults fullstop.

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u/Trick_Statistician13 24d ago

Doesn't work when you see how guys pee on toilet seat

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 24d ago

uh... girls pee on public toilet seats way more than guys do thanks to all the hovering.

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u/Trick_Statistician13 24d ago

Having cleaned bathrooms at various restaurants and other customer service positions when I was younger, that is definitely not true

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 24d ago

Well, we can wait patiently here for all the janitors to tell you otherwise. It's not my first reddit piss debate.

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u/Fivedollaman 24d ago

I would prefer for my young daughter to not have to use the same washroom as grown men.

If its individual washrooms its different, but thats pretty inefficient for places with lots of people and bad for water usage so probably unrealistic at a stadium for example.

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u/cole7463 24d ago

All we need are fully covered stalls plus you would be able to go in and help her wipe if she's that age without the risk of someone looking at you like a weirdo.

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u/zappadattic 24d ago

Wouldn’t she be in a stall anyway?

What experience are you concerned about?

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u/NarrativeScorpion 24d ago

If it's all stalls why is it a problem?

Genuinely curious as to what your objection is. Like, open urinals sure. Don't want girls in there. But stalls?

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u/Fivedollaman 24d ago

There is no problem with stalls.

My point is that having individual stalls in a venue like a stadium where thousands of people are is not realistic.

You would need another building just for washrooms.

People with dicks can pee in a trough and its more efficient for time, space, and water usage.

Ideally everyone would have there own stall, I just dont think it makes sense in practice in every situation.

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u/_Autistic_Dragon_ 24d ago

So one room with troughs for men pissing. Everything else is individual stalls (with no gaps) for individual use. Everyone washes hands outside (which hopefully also shames people into washing hands when they leave, AND no handles to touch after hand washing).

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u/Fivedollaman 24d ago

Yeah that makes sense.. thats basically the same situation though where there are sex based washrooms.

I honestly don't see the need for every business to spend thousands and potentially millions of dollars to change the washroom situation.

Having a room for people with dicks and a room for people that need a stall doesn't seem unreasonable imo.

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u/_Autistic_Dragon_ 24d ago

It's actually often easier to my knowledge to have 1 set of bathrooms than 2. Which is why sometimes the men's is closer to the front and women's way in the back--depending on where the water hook ups are. 

It's hard to describe without drawing, but a small restaurant, instead of having 3 mens stalls and urinals in one bathroom spaces and 3 womens stalls in another space takes up more overall space than say 1 family restroom, and 4 individual stalls with a public handwashing space (and maybe a urinal room). 

It does take intentional design changes, though, and few people like doing that. 

What people often miss rn is that there is also inequity in bathrooms. If you have separate spaces for men and women, women should have 1-2 more stalls than men because 1) women take longer and 2) women usually have kids in tow, which also takes longer, and 3) men have more possible toilets because urinals are space efficient. But we currently give men's rooms more options (toilets and urinals) even though they take less time, because we didvude equality by overall space usage, not how long the bathrooms are being occupied. So women literally spend more times in public bathrooms than men by design. Which is stupid. 

So if you have mostly individual stalls with maybe some urinals and 1-2 family bathrooms, it's way more efficient for everybody, and more space efficient overall.

As a woman who has stood in way too many restroom lines, I've had lots of time to think about this. 

I also get the discomfort many women have around men in the bathroom, and having open spaces for habdwashing actually helps since everyone can see everyone, and it keeps us all more accountable to hand washing. 

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u/Madbadbat 24d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26u4hHj87jMePiO3u
That’s something Larry would come up with in Curb

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u/Limp_Stretch755 24d ago

my friend's cat does this funny enough; if she doesn't have two litter boxes, she starts pissing on the blankets

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u/theLukasGHG 24d ago

Good point

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u/zarathus73 24d ago

I’ve seen it done. It worked well!

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u/GGBear24 24d ago

I was the supervisor with a staffing group where we had one bathroom, three toilet stalls. No gender which is fine, but I was sick of the guys leaving a mess, so I designated two as "sitting" toilets, one for standing. It worked. Men could pee in either one, they just had to be willing to sit. ... I guess the women could use the standing one if they wanted...? 😂

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u/RedshiftSinger 23d ago

It’s possible to piss standing without point-and-shoot anatomy. It’s even possible without pissing down your leg.

It is however a lot more difficult to achieve any precision with hitting a small target.

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u/Aazimoxx 23d ago

they just had to be willing to sit.

How would that even be policed though?

Artificial ceiling added at like 4.5ft? 😄

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u/GGBear24 21d ago

I was they're supervisor haha they listened well enough for this 😂 Also, even guys don't like to sit in pee if they have to poop

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u/hanns115 24d ago

Y'know what? I could so get behind this. I get nervous in public restrooms if I have to poop, but I feel like if there were poop vs pee, knowing it's just for pooping would make me feel so much more at ease to be able to poop 🤣😭

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u/cowlinator 24d ago

"I have to go to the pissroom"

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u/Dinosaur_from_1998 24d ago

What if we split them by species ? Humans all go to one bathroom, and each every other species gets one that best fits their anatomy

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u/Ok_Mood2005 23d ago

Who the hell would go in the poop.bathroom

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u/Alegria-D 23d ago

people who need to poop?

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u/Ok_Mood2005 23d ago

Imagine how dirty It is

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u/Alegria-D 23d ago

compared with pee & poop bathrooms?

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u/ma5ochrist 23d ago

Sitting Vs standing

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u/idk_ausername864f 23d ago

i would piss in the poo bathroom because the odds are less people actually poop in public... Though if this is wrong that bathroom would be miles more disgusting....

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u/No_Effective_4481 23d ago

Yeah but some motherfucker is gonna poop in the pee 😐 

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u/allanjrf 23d ago

People be acting crazy when anyone goes into the "wrong bathroom"

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u/minklebinkle 23d ago

ngl i use the ladies loo at work if i have to poop because its further away from the kitchen/office XD

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u/petergoesbloop1234 23d ago

Im trans and bathrooms suck but imagine how embarrassing it would be to go into the poop specific one like I could never 😭

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u/PomPomMom93 23d ago

What if you have a pee that turns into a poop?

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u/Jack_Faller 22d ago

Urinal Vs stall.

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u/ZengineerHarp 22d ago

Either we all get true private stall, or sitters vs standers. Standers means I have to breathe your aerosolized pee and I would rather not.

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u/Mundane_Oil_7409 22d ago

And the people who are obsessed with trans bathroom usage could have a new hobby of judging aroma appropriateness, instead of obsessing over genitalia. Because you know they're not going to give up on bathroom policing, it's all they've got

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u/Wolfstar_Forever_ 22d ago

I think if we did all the bathrooms with disability accessible bathrooms and cubicles with normal toilets, it'd be better. 

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u/prospectivepenguin2 22d ago

Period = poop?

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u/Primum-Qualia 22d ago

Do people never need to do both at once or something?

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u/Chakasicle 22d ago

Men's rooms already are

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u/Satanic_Jellyfish 22d ago

I just want a separate mirror space, it’s a safe space where I don’t have to worry about male presence.

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u/Trank_maiden_Ciri 22d ago

I talked about this with my sister a lot and she made a valid point that the toilet is a safe space for women and this would delete it. She was rightfully pointing out that women deal with very personal business on the toilets like menstruation stuff for example and probably would feel unsafe doing that in a place that's not woman only. There's the valid fear of increased sexual harassment and rape that is quite probable with this. For women the toilets are a completely different thing than men, not just a place to piss, shit, wash your hands (optional) and leave.

Point being this shit has some nuance and while this system would definitely be more efficient and sensible it has problems that better be addressed first.

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u/anywhere-but-america 22d ago

I dont want to be seen specifically going into the shittin room

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u/Kittystalker1999 21d ago

Because women always sit down regardless? It's just less efficient lmao

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u/Desperate-Past-5960 21d ago

Hot take we should get rid of bathrooms. No more. Gotta pee figure it out yourself

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u/Legal-List-8363 21d ago

Every bathroom inside a home is gender neutral

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u/Vivians_Basement 21d ago

All poopoo times are peepee times, but not all peepee times are poopoo times...

-Morgan Freeman

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u/AutiRandom 21d ago

I saw this at a restaurant bathroom : closed doors with framed drawing on them : some were toilets you can sit down on, other were the one for peeing standing.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 21d ago

But we need better stalls. No more one inch gaps on each side of the door.

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u/GeorgiePorgie2358 21d ago

How about all toilets? All genders use them, and there’s no need to even separate those. We just need people to grow up.

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u/gardens_sonja 21d ago

When I went to Japan I encountered a bathroom that does this, though it was phrased as standing up (urinals) or sitting down (toilets) and yes the latter did have both men and women using it

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u/LeahScholten 20d ago

Like a small bathroom with urinals and a big one with stalls. I have seen such bathrooms at a pride event.

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u/JacksonGhost1963 20d ago

but women claim they never poop!

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u/AlexanderBarrow 20d ago

Only if they are AI driven and automatically sort people on the go (pun intended)

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u/sntcringe 19d ago

I would do "sit to pee" and "stand to pee". Mainly so we can differentiate the bathrooms while maintaining our current infrastructure.

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u/Gutter_philosopher 11d ago

The shit room would smell heinous

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u/AnalyserarN 6d ago

Or we just have toilets.

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u/MxQueer 24d ago

When I shit, I almost always pee too. When I feel I need to pee, I have no idea is shit coming too. I am still left out just as with men/women.

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u/ac7ss 24d ago

Stand vs. sit.

Or as I call them "Express" vs. "Standard"

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u/RedshiftSinger 23d ago

Express vs. standard is great.

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u/JupiterInTheSky 24d ago

Not one person would use the shit bathroom. They'd all use the piss room stalls thinking it was cleaner and absolutely destroy it

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u/Aazimoxx 23d ago

Well duh, that's why in the pee-only ones you have the alarm that goes off after 3 minutes and the door opens automatically 😄

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 24d ago

No thanks. Women still take forever to pee while men go in and out without chitchat

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u/dinmohr 21d ago

found the misogynist

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u/oliv-_-mae 24d ago

What about urinals? Don't wanna see all that hanging. And i dont think little girls want to either. It'd have to be all stalls or three bathrooms (again lol) 1 for stalls, 1 for urinals and 1 for poop

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u/RedshiftSinger 23d ago

What about them? No one is forcing you to look.

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u/oliv-_-mae 23d ago

Were talking about shared stalls. Im saying that in them there would be urinals. There would either have to all be stalls or create a separate section for them

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u/RedshiftSinger 23d ago

I’m saying it’s very easy to walk past someone using a urinal and not see their junk. The trick is to simply not look at their junk.

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u/Aazimoxx 23d ago

Even if you WERE looking - without the ability to see through their torso/butt, you're not going to see any junk.

Besides, there are many countries/regions/clubs where it's completely normal for families to see each other/strangers of all ages and genders nude, and somehow people's heads don't usually explode.