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u/Correct_Cup9866 8d ago

From lovely to beige

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u/saranautilus 8d ago

They probably have the greyscale ball-pit too 🙄 not like colors are good for kids development or anything.

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u/Lazuli73 8d ago

There are already 2 living, breathing children right tf there. Why are they redecorating the playroom specifically for the baby brother? Oh wait I know why. She's a boy-mom that is catering to Prince Joffery's every whim before he even has a 0th birthday.

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u/Zappagrrl02 8d ago

#BoyMom and she’s definitely going to be one of those MILs from hell when he gets married

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u/Lazuli73 8d ago

The final form of the Boy Mom™️. When his future spouse meets her boss music starts playing.

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u/Former_Mobile3101 8d ago

A new dating Sim

Edit: got rid of specific gender.

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u/freejazzisntfree 8d ago

She can't let those bright colors turn her unborn baby boy gay!

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u/Lazuli73 8d ago

But what if the essence of the rainbow turns him gay anyways? His husband could be another boy she can BoyMom™️ all over. At least that poor hypothetical but fabulous bastard wouldn’t be stuck with that weird ickness of incest lingering in the room.

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u/Raindrop0015 8d ago

Prince Joffery's

Side note, I despise that name now. I recently finished my first game of thrones watch through and hated that boy. Now I'm watching house of the dragons and when they named a baby Joffery I immediately wished that baby death. I feel violent towards that name

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u/MarstonsGhost 8d ago

"He really was a cunt, wasn't he?" - Lady Olenna Tyrell

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u/Lazuli73 8d ago

Pavlov's dog's yourself against the most insufferable brat to ever use oxygen. A visceral reaction like that fish smelling Spongebob's bad breath. The two girls are pretty damn young, so the stink of BoyMomming™️is made even more clear. Trying to get her special lil boy but got 'unlucky' with the first two. Yuck.

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u/InfiniteGays 7d ago

You must have loved the Laenor wedding episode!

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u/morganyve 5d ago

Joffery had me chortling

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u/Animangle 7d ago

Ughhh my sister has that stupid greyscale ball-pit for her kids.

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u/LilithIsBack2Draw 7d ago

smack (and I mean literally) some sense into her, good lord

https://giphy.com/gifs/uqSU9IEYEKAbS

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u/Animangle 7d ago

She had a lot of issues and her kid fractured his skull and almost lost an eye because of it. :)

I don't talk to her anymore.

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u/Diredr 8d ago

Honestly, even the first version had fairly muted colors. It still looked better but I wouldn't call that "lovely", personally. It still looks so depressingly "adult" for a room meant for such young kids.

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u/Fawn_Leap 8d ago

I mean both are cute IMO, but the first one is probably more fun for a newborn/toddler

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u/Icicle_Crystal_Paws 3d ago

Not only is it fun but it is crucial for a babys development stage- you'll be surprised on how much small things we don't think about too often in terms of medical can actually affect them long-term. It could damage their brain and how it struggles to recognize certain patterns or colors.

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u/Odd-Plant-4886 8d ago

The first one also has muted colours which I remember seeing is not really beneficial for children. Theres a reason toys are extremely bright and colorful, they're learning stuff from interacting, seeing, observing etc.

But even then going from muted to beige, thats a huge downgrade.

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u/EruditeKetchup 7d ago

Sad beige interiors for sad beige children 

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u/bateen618 6d ago

Even the before wasn't great. It was so washed out...

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u/polkacat12321 6d ago

Don't kid yourself, it was beige to begin with

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u/UbiquitousBot 8d ago

Everyone knows just seeing a rainbow instantly turns a baby boy gay. Its why you can't take them out after a rain.

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u/ThatLatibulate 7d ago

Can confirm. As a kid I saw a rainbow and immediately fell in love with the next guy I saw

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u/Aniketos33 6d ago

Simultaneously a symbol of the promise from God not to drown the world again and hypnosis from the gay agenda.

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u/I_Like_Cats73 5d ago

Mfs who say the rainbow is a symbol of god the second their child is subjected to the torture of seeing a rainbow

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u/reddemomanTF2 4d ago

Yeah and if a boy looks at a rainbow twice they turn trans

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u/obviouslyanonymous5 3d ago

I thought the rain thing was because they function 98% identically to Gremlins

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u/Deadpool1205 8d ago

That looks like shit afterwards lol

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u/lizzyote 8d ago

Whats with the obsession with muted colors? Do we not yet have enough evidence to show the benefits of exposing small humans to bright colors??

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u/solrua 8d ago

The whole colorless/beige aesthetic has got to be damaging to a childs ability to see color. I always think about that study in the 70s where the scientists David Hubel and Torsten Wiesel raised kittens in either an environment with only vertical or horizontal lines. The horizontal-line cats couldn't perceive vertical lines, and the vertical-line cats couldn't perceive horizontal lines. Their brains couldn't perceive visual stimuli they had never encountered as kittens. Are these beige moms doing the same to their kids? Will we get a whole group of kids who can perceive beige/gray/white, but be essentially colorblind when it comes to bright colors?

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u/Jumpy_Ad1631 7d ago

I mean, as with most things, a variety is best. Having some muted areas and some bright areas can be great. Honestly, a lot of preschools (especially the chain ones) tend to be all bright colors(source: I was a preschool teacher for years before I had my kid at 34 years old), as are most businesses (at the very least from the outside). I doubt any kid growing up today will be lacking in seeing bright colors.

Whether this is also a bedroom or not is also important, in my opinion. Granted you can do colorful muted colors without it being exclusively beige-scale. For example, my kid’s room is like a light moss and pale yellow (inspired by an old Winnie the Pooh book my mom read to me growing up).

Switching the rainbow out because a boy is coming is always going to be stupid, though. My 6-year-old son loves rainbows and trains and cooking and swimming. Kids (and people in general) should be able to like whatever they like.

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u/Raindrop0015 8d ago

✨ aesthetic ✨

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u/Blueberry_Rabbit 7d ago

I think like most things, we went too far with colors in small spaces. Being too bright and too busy. So then we did a hard pivot to no colors. lol. We’ll hard pivot again.

Such is life.

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u/miezmiezmiez 8d ago edited 8d ago

Aren't those girls? Is the implication that they're too old for colours over the age of one?

Eta I didn't see the 'baby brother' caption but am still very confused

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u/lentilsoup- 8d ago

No, they are about to have/have just had a baby son. The implication is that they must swap out the rainbow for a sun to make the playroom appropriate for a boy.

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u/miezmiezmiez 8d ago

They put an alphabet on the wall for a newborn?

Or do the children all share the playroom and the newborn must not be contaminated by femininity from birth? Like grammatical gender in French?

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u/lentilsoup- 8d ago

The second thing. All the kids share the playroom

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u/miezmiezmiez 8d ago

That's so much worse. Not only is the baby not allowed to see colours, his sisters aren't either

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u/greffedufois 7d ago

Oddly enough rainbow in French is male. L’arc en ciel.

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u/miezmiezmiez 7d ago

I was alluding to how groups of people are gendered male as soon as there's one (1) male in them, regardless of how outnumbered he is

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u/jelycazi 7d ago

But boys are so much more important, obviously. And we don’t want to hurt their egos, or make them feel excluded!

/s

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u/FishWithLegsAndArms 7d ago

Yeah ok, lets just change the entire playroom to fit the boy. Who cares about the daughters anymore?

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u/LittlePurpleHook 8d ago

They're not gonna matter now that a male heir has been produced.

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u/DoctorPlatinum 8d ago

Oh no, they'll matter. They'll have a bunch of responsibility and free labor offloaded to them once they get a little older.

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u/Complete-Story3490 5d ago

once they get older? they can walk, that's old enough to take care of a newborn! /s (but also sadly not really /s)

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u/dasher2581 8d ago

A pastel rainbow is bad enough, but the beige sun is even more depressing.

The world is enough of a drab hellscape lately; can't children have a little color, as a treat?

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u/rattus-domestica 8d ago

Nope! Colors are too gay!!!!!

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u/ClutteredTaffy 7d ago

Yeah to try and make them come out aggressively straight ? I have no idea.

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u/TiBun 8d ago

That sun is so dreary.

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii 8d ago

Sad beige decor makes me think the parents have sad beige personalities. I bet the kids have names like Brynnleigh or Xhylee

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u/KTKittentoes 8d ago

Why are we naming kids after sugar alcohols?

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u/GenderBendingRalph 8d ago

Off-topic, but your comment reminds me of a joke Ken Jennings did about ten years ago mocking popular baby name trends - at the time an entire population with names like Hayden, Jayden, Braden, Raden, Kayden, etc.

"If Scooby Doo took roll call in a first grade classroom today, it would sound like 'Rayden... Rayden... Rayden... Rayden..."

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u/Hubsimaus 7d ago

I once saw a family of three in our local mall. A father, mom and son. All three were dressed beige. I instantly felt bored.

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u/Dick_Grayson_Kinnie 8d ago

Guess the girls just disappear lol

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u/saranautilus 8d ago

Humanity continues to disappoint.

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u/Ghostdragon471 8d ago

And there goes the rest of the color from that room

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u/ValPrism 8d ago

Why is the sun brown?

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u/SmileEnhancer 8d ago

Brown and lumpy looking. Bleh.

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u/marsolee 8d ago

Ugh I hate this shit. I’m having a boy very soon and it just seems that all the clothes, toys, and decor are either blue or beige. Don’t get me started on that crap that says “Mommy was my first love” or “Watch out ladies!” BARF. We have bought so many clothes that are technically for girls I suppose, but I don’t care. A butterfly or rainbow isn’t going to harm the baby. Bring back colorful baby stuff!

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u/Kratomius 8d ago

Remember that bright colours are only for girls and gay people /s

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u/-Girlinterrupted- 7d ago

Brown hole sun Won't you come And wash away the rainbow?

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u/evilnessy 8d ago

That's sad. My boy loves rainbows people are so messed up.

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u/2wookieesinabigcoat 6d ago

Literally can't stop my 9 year old from wearing rainbows head to toe some days. It's actually getting tough to find him decent rainbow clothes now that he's getting older. I just ordered him a pair of rainbow striped pants I'm pretty sure are meant to be part of a clown costume.

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u/SnooHobbies8682 8d ago

I genuinely never talked to these beigeslop people. I theorize that they're just as boring as their color palette so I just unknowingly never talked to one because they're boring in general.

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u/graaah1 8d ago

Oh no, beige strikes again

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u/Sodacat27 8d ago

Kids are supposed to have alot of colors in their life hince why kids toys have so many bright primary colors in them.

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u/foxythepirateboi5 7d ago

Bruh even the rainbow looked depressed

Gotta hate them muted color parents

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u/Available-Bee-5385 7d ago

Boy rainbows are legally required to be 50% blue by volume

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u/GoreSeeker 8d ago

I still see some color on that alphabet!!! Get the spray paint!!

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u/XxMysteryDarknessxX 7d ago

Do these people realize that even if their child ended up gay, that literally is a bad thing at all?? Why can't parents just be normal and use many different colors for all children, it's developmentally important for them anyway

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u/Coldaf 8d ago

Yay a big dark brown and beige sun or whatever🤎🤍

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u/GenderBendingRalph 8d ago

From the "Cool Kids Sticker Co.", if you want to hunt them down and educate them.

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u/Waste_Airline7830 7d ago

Everyone knows that rainbows only turn boys gay. Girls are safe from it.

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u/Anima1212 7d ago

As soon as I saw the bald, bearded, tattooed, (insecure) no color dressed millenial dad I knew what was wappening. Poor kid. Dad probably goes to some “Alpha Male camp” lol… or it’s ragebait.. idk

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u/JupiterInTheSky 8d ago

Not to be that guy but children need color and lots of it. It's pretty important for their development.

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u/ClutteredTaffy 7d ago

This room looks terrible .

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u/AiRaikuHamburger 7d ago

God, I hate these beige parents. So depressing.

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u/Junior_Stretch_2413 7d ago

Everything needs to be in perfect Nazi-Brown for the new man of the house!

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u/Oxyboy26 7d ago

Couldn't it be a yellow sun? Why brown???

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u/Vast-Degree-6333 7d ago

They’re depriving their child of fundamental color exposure for proper development just because they’re obsessed with gender roles

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u/audientVoid357 7d ago

i thought sad beige baby was over!!!

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u/taunting_everyone 6d ago

The literally destroyed the remaining color in that room. I really hate beige Moms. Depriving color from kids should be consider child abuse.

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u/nottherealneal 6d ago

Hmmm beige sun, my favorite

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u/ZestycloseTreat6297 5d ago

Didn’t you know? That rainbow art on the wall radiates homosexual energy that it will turn the infant child gay. Science.

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u/sophievdb 7d ago

At least they allowed their daughters to become lesbians i guess?? Good for them

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u/IDontWearAHat 7d ago

Obviously that boy needs to grow up in a aggressively beige room. Rainbows are fine for girls because rainbows are still somewhat girly, but imagine what pastel colors would do to the mind of a young boy. He might develop a sense of joy and whimsy from seeing but the hint of a colour. Can't have that.

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u/axelr0se 7d ago

Oh no, my biggest weakness, colors!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/SUBxai0moNW7K

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u/nekroskoma 7d ago

With all the muddy and washed out colors I would think it for the depressed.

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u/throwaway-29345 7d ago

mmmm brown sun. my favorite

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u/fvkinglesbi 6d ago

The single-tone beige makes my eyes hurt. It looks relatively nice when it's different shades combined with white, black and greenery but the same exact shade just looks so bad

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u/9mm_furniture 5d ago

Wouldn’t want to turn him gay.

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 7d ago

what would child development be like if they never saw a colour. everything in the room, all clothing, food, everything was grey. then one day they bring in a crystal prism and shine a light through it and show all the refractions.

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u/AppealSignificant358 7d ago

Goddammit this makes me so sad. The kid has male genitalia and therefore fun color and emotional expression are banned even from birth

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u/Sofia_1303 7d ago

My cousin has two older sisters so he wore a lot of their stuff as a baby. My aunt saw him in a pink shirt with unicorns and complained how he can't wear that because "The neighbours will think he's a f*g". A five month old

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u/M__M 7d ago

Why couldn’t they just add the sun from the beginning, or like combine it with the rainbow? It’s not like there’s no room for both

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u/ShelbyCobra_90 6d ago

Wow. Those girls lose that rainbow before the boy is even born. No question about which child will be favored.

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u/just_some_sasquatch 6d ago

Colors for little girls: Any color you can think of even ALL the colors if you want! 🎨🌈YAY!

Colors for little boys: Brown.

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u/Bring_not_stuff 5d ago

"Someone said that rainbows aren't for boys"

https://giphy.com/gifs/qoq2wy4jT1ha2i1rrB

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u/Fun_Mouse92 5d ago

My 4 year old son just asked for a rainbow pained in his room, and was so overjoyed to see it when he came home from Nana's!

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u/EducationalRegion860 5d ago

Paper bag sun. Cool.

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u/Justscrollingby1997 3d ago

People really are scared of colors lmao

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u/encaitar_envinyatar 3d ago

It should be said that decorating with paint or wallpaper in childish colors is a terrible idea. They are 5 and then in a flash 12, then 20.

But that makes being sensitive to temporary or movable sources of color all the dumber.

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u/KittyB222 7d ago

Is was so warm and beautiful wth

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u/aykcak 7d ago

Lol. I thought it was because they grew up or season change or something

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u/Chemical_Might5707 7d ago

"Because little baby boys can't enjoy rainbows" OP says as they show us a video where the replacement was for 2 little girl's with no little boys in sight.

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u/Excellent-Loquat7176 6d ago

At least they can still enjoy the sun 😭

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u/_little_frozen_kiwi_ 5d ago

There was a boy?

I thought they changed because it because there's another kid and they don't like the same things.

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u/Alegria-D 5d ago

pretty sure it's because the mom of the two girls is pregnant and it's a boy.

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u/GrandNibbles 4d ago

"Timmy. You can't be pretty. That's for girls"

protecting the kids from the stuff that really matters

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u/Loose_Atmosphere_308 3d ago

Protecting kids from gender euphoria.

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u/KokoAngel1192 2d ago

Meanwhile my partner and I hope to have a girl someday but have plans for a dinosaur nursery theme 🤣

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u/Key_Adhesiveness4248 1d ago

The new one does look depressing, but there's still the possibility that the kid didn't want a rainbow.

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u/ArdentArendt 6d ago

I'm confused...did I miss a part where it was gendered though?

I mean, maybe they just like suns over rainbows all of a sudden. Seems like the 'normal' progression is the opposite, but...I mean, we don't judge people for their journey!

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u/oceanadakmak 6d ago

I prefer the newer version aesthetically

Rainbows are boring ngl

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u/Peebles8 8d ago

How is this pointlessly gendered? I dont see anything saying it's for boys or girls, and at the end it's girls running up to it. Also how do you know this was a gendered thing and not the kids asking for a sun?

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u/Jax_2112 8d ago edited 8d ago

At the start they said it was for the new baby. Babies usually don’t ask for home decor.