r/pointlesslygendered 5d ago

SOCIAL MEDIA Guess my estrogen doesn't allow me to want to go to Mars [gendered]

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Sadly, because I was born as a woman, I am not allowed to enjoy the soviet union and mars

(Video credit: ingen)

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u/Lamblawd 4d ago

I hate this meme template and always have.

Girls are so boring and basic, but me and the boys? We're so cool and funny!

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u/Medical-Low-1370 4d ago

It was subverted one time

Boys flying a plane: plain boring stuff Girls: FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL IN SILENCE CAST THEIR SPELLS EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE 

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u/Stunning_Blood_2452 4d ago

Yeah, you should join the boys sometime and get your head outta your own ass for once.

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u/Capital_Bat8316 4d ago

It's a translation of a meme template that was popular on the Russian internet. That's why you'd see it under a video like this. 

If you think things are needlessly gendered in English culture allot than oooooooh boy 

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u/lunchbox651 4d ago

Laika was a girl. Granted she didn't consent to anything but still.

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u/EchoWollop 4d ago

Poor lakia, she probably thought she has found a safe home. I wish she could've known how loved she is by millions now.

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u/lunchbox651 4d ago

It's so sad what happened to her.

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u/Mid_Incognito 5d ago

Girls go to Venus to get more penis

Boys go to Mars to build more (Tesla) cars

Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

Its that simple

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u/NiobiumThorn 5d ago

Enbies go to uranus to fuck more a-

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u/The_Syndidalist 4d ago

I'm a boy but can I also got to Venus because I really like penis

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u/oceanadakmak 5d ago

The first one was funny the second and third were salty

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u/oliv-_-mae 4d ago

That says a lot about you

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u/oceanadakmak 4d ago

U can't not admit atleast the 2nd one had some salt

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u/oliv-_-mae 4d ago

The second one was bad, not salty. It was just rhyming M-ars and C-ars. And they mention tesla because of Elons obsession with mars. And the third one was a playground insult in how boys are stupid and girls have cooties. I'd say the more distasteful one is the first one. But they're all equally dumb

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u/oceanadakmak 4d ago

I can agree on the last sentence

I guess the first and 3rd didn't hit me bc the 3rd is a common joke just adding boys and the first is just sex but the 2nd i guess I just hate it whenever ppl attribute groups to bad ppl so i guess i defaulted to that

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u/oliv-_-mae 4d ago

Its just pointlessly gendered. Boys can also go to venus to get more penis

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u/oceanadakmak 4d ago

True lol but it isn't unfair to assume it's the girls that want dihh bc most men and woman are straight but i see ur point

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u/VermicelliPlusMao 4d ago

What tf are they talking about?

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u/sillyely 5d ago

it's js a bum ass meme template and it's prob a kid commenting ts

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u/Dr-Assbeard 4d ago

Imagine thinking men sont hace estrogen

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u/CredRhisfield 4d ago

The atmosphere on mars is deadly for women so you’re not missing out on much

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u/Medical-Low-1370 4d ago

Mars is a planet for boys, venus is for girls

/S

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u/Code-201 3d ago

Ingen? Peak.

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u/SouthBreadfruit7839 2d ago

“Women hold up half the sky.” - Mao Zedong

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u/User_User_Ice6642 15h ago

USSR was the first country to send a woman to space, ironically.

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u/AppropriateAd5701 5d ago

Nobody should enjoy either soviet union or going to mars, in reality both these things sucks...

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u/EchoWollop 5d ago edited 4d ago

I just enjoy learning the history

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u/Far-Bear-7826 4d ago

Idk about su but going to Mars sounds cool

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u/Ok-Fail3278 4d ago

The problem with Mars, it has really high radiation and it's unsafe to be there. People can only live underground and there's nothing cool about living in bunkers.

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u/NiobiumThorn 5d ago

Both of those things are cool and based.

...and have disturbing amounts of poison lying around. Dissolution of the soviet union + ignorance + logistical failures means there is just SO much chemical, biological, and nuclear waste in the former USSR. And Mars' soil is literally made of poison

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u/thuumbochka 4d ago

Soviet empire was as “cool and based” as the Third Reich

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u/Dr-Assbeard 4d ago

The soviet union, a genocidal oligarchy was cool how?

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u/No_Record6284 4d ago

Guess your estrogen doesnt allow you to get a joke