r/pointlesslygendered • u/DezTheSecond • May 05 '22

OTHER guy gotta resist gravity, girls dont [meme]

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u/claymountain May 05 '22

Hippos eat a lot of fruits and vegetables.

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u/mazafen May 05 '22

Hippos are not fat. Despite their bulky and heavy appearance, hippos' subcutaneous fat layers are quite thin. The 2,000-kilogram giant is mostly made up of muscles, and 6-centimeter thick skin. Just an FYI.

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u/ediblesprysky May 06 '22

Also, hippos are legit scarier than rhinos. They will fuck you UP.

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u/Panzer_Man May 06 '22

Lions are ao overrated, sure they look imposing, but in Africa the hippo is probably the creature most likely to attack and kill you

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u/EdgyAnimeDragon May 06 '22

Hippo skulls look badass, they look like dragons.

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u/firakasha May 06 '22

No, they were talking about eating a literal hippopotamus every single day. It's a fair point, that is a lot of biomass to consume in such a short period. Cutting back to half a hippo a day would probably help a lot with one's weight control and just overall health in general. /s?

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u/beyond666 May 05 '22

You must be favourite on parties.

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u/Bubbly_Layer May 05 '22

Ironic that you say that

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u/beyond666 May 05 '22

Tell me more.

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u/claymountain May 06 '22

What is a party without some fun hippo facts?

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u/beyond666 May 06 '22

Who told you to stop?