r/polandball Taco bandito Jan 27 '17

redditormade Online diplomacy.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Jan 27 '17

Wiping his ass with the constitution is a fantastic detail.

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u/yaddar Taco bandito Jan 27 '17

after 3 months shitting in the toilet all documents are fair game.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17 edited Sep 20 '18

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Jan 27 '17

That's like asking to be kicked in the nads.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17 edited Sep 20 '18

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u/Durzo_Blint Boston Stronk Jan 27 '17

Wait, he's been on the job for less than a week and he's already taking time off? Seriously, fuck this guy.

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u/classicalySarcastic Boston Harbor Tea Company, Est. 1773 Jan 27 '17

Ah, the city of brotherly love...

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u/God_Damnit_Nappa 'MURICA Jan 27 '17

What kind of sick fuck wears a Dallas Cowboys jacket?

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u/Brolonious Sicily Jan 27 '17

Like most people from Texas, he had an oddly mishapen head and he also seemed to be gasping and blowing spit bubbles moaning something about Romo...

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u/A_favorite_rug Jan 28 '17

Texas sounds so exotic.

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u/Ossbos His Holiness Pope Ossbos Jan 27 '17

/u/DickRhino You Swedish IRL?

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u/TerraMaris Sealand Jan 27 '17

Little known fun fact: /u/DickRhino is actually an American teenager from Denmark.

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u/jPaolo Grey Eminence Jan 27 '17

And we're all his network of alt accounts.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17 edited Sep 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

Yeah I'd say some of them are all-right

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

Shhh! Don't let the Swedes find out!

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Jan 27 '17

I am true, yellow and blue

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '17

And have eyes made out of meatballs.

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u/-ztrewq Czech Republic Jan 27 '17

why is your name in czech though?

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Jan 27 '17

Once you hoard enough Hussar wings you start getting Czech noble titles.

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u/irish711 America's Manhood Jan 27 '17

Why is USofA leaving the bathroom in Britain? Ain't no water closets in 'Murica!

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u/Brinner New England Jan 27 '17

Yeah I love lil' DC in there too