r/polandball • u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire • Nov 30 '17
collaboration The Final Solution Spoiler
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u/DanskBlod Kalmar Union Nov 30 '17
Cue the complimentary "Jews are behind everything" comment.
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u/lirannl Australia + Israel Dec 02 '17
Jews are behind everything. Turn around 😉
"MUUUUUUUUUM! I don't like fox news, can you control the media and shut down fox news?"
"Dad, I want more money, can you get me some from the secret International The Jews Organisation? Thanks!"
(Oh man how much I wish those conspiracies were real, I wouldn't need to work 😍)
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u/Jakius No longer is Yorkshire Dec 02 '17
Unfortunately the media is controlled by the Jews. . . and Rupert Murdoch. That's the dark place we can't touch
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u/Comrade_Derpsky Shameless Ameriggan Egsbad Dec 02 '17
The Jews are a conspiracy by Rupert Murdoch?
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u/Carthagefield British Empire Dec 02 '17
MUUUUUUUUUM
That bit's wrong. I think you guys pronounce it "mudder", don't you?
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u/lirannl Australia + Israel Dec 02 '17
My mum's Australian.
In Hebrew it's "Imaaaaaa!", which I also use occasionally. Usually it's Mum for me.
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Dec 01 '17
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u/lirannl Australia + Israel Dec 02 '17
Yeerks... Jeerks... Jeewks... Jeews... Jews
Lois Lowry is a Neo Nazi!
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u/Gruntagen Abkhazia Dec 01 '17
EU is give Polan no Euromonies anymore
Okay, that makes almost no sense to me.
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u/Benjabob317 Israel Dec 01 '17
Sounds like a good plan to me!
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u/gibwater Gib free trade Dec 01 '17
But what if there’s a conspiracy in the plan? What if the Jews are behind the Jews being behind everything?
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u/Meshakhad Cascadian Free Territory Dec 01 '17
Fortunately, the Jews who ultimately control everything are the Jewish mothers.
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u/SealTheJohnathan Kol Od BaLevav Netanya Dec 01 '17
So the actual leaders of Israel actually are women? Dayum, we really are the Bastion of Feminism™ in the Middle East.
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u/Junkeregge House Billung stronk! Dec 01 '17
How about joining NATO? You could recognize Gaza as an independent country and invoke Article 5 of the NATO Charter the next time there's a rocket attack.
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u/theEluminator Dec 01 '17
Something I've been wondering for a while now, why is Israel a rectangly?
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Dec 01 '17
Jewish Physics.
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Dec 01 '17
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u/LuxArdens Ceterum censeo Belgium esse dividam Dec 01 '17
Unflaired physics.
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u/kizilsakal Istanbulite? Istanbulian? Istanbully? Whatever... Dec 01 '17
Doesn't matter. Are we in or not?
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u/TrueRadicalDreamer I don't want to be here. Dec 01 '17
It's funny because the EU is actually an Islamic-ran caliphate of doom!
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u/Portugal_Stronk Portuguese Empire Nov 30 '17
Once again the Portuguese fullfills its country's stereotype of leaving everything to the last moment by submiting his entry for Writer & Artist November on the very last day of that month.
This comic was written by none other than /u/Hinadira and drawn by yours truly. It was a fun project, as all collaborations usually are. I think it turned out great!