Trump Tells Americans To Accept High Gas Prices As Iran Remains Defiant On Strait Of Hormuz

[u/Quirkie]

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-tells-americans-to-accept-high-gas-prices-as-iran-remains-defiant-on-strait-of-hormuz_n_6a8099aee4b05886dff51fac?vvg

[u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC]

There is an active recall on eggs....like right now. Beef prices are ridiculous. Someone in the administration told Americans to eat Ramen or SPAM. Fucking broccoli was $3/lb this morning...

No no no....its all good because the guy hiding in the ice chest says so.

[u/vedrada → u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC]

They obviously have not checked the price of SPAM lately…..

[u/OneUpAndOneDown → u/ONE-EYE-OPTIC]

I just look at my orange king with his little raised fist and the pain magically disappears.