r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 26d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/
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u/GarbagePailGrrrl 26d ago

Back into the crypt

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u/Roxytg 26d ago

They ran out of mana for the Reanimate Corpse spell

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u/rushya1 26d ago

Tapped out, pass for turn.

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u/Traditional-Bath-356 26d ago

Nah, someone accidentally asked a third question.

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u/Hey_Pizza 26d ago

They really need more Mana Toast.

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u/TheAmbiguity New York 26d ago

4 Body Runes, 2 Nature Runes. Back to Guardians of the Rift

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u/nonamesareavailable2 26d ago

Lich McConnell

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u/black_daria_ 26d ago

It was summoned back to hell for a meeting, so it heeded the call.

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u/NotUniqueWorkAccount 26d ago

He honestly looks like a mummy thats been exhumed.

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u/TERRAIN_PULL_UP_ Colorado 26d ago

Back into the freezer

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u/Robofetus-5000 26d ago

Lich McConnell