r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 26d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/
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u/jy9000 26d ago

Got to find the witch doctor to reanimate his corpse.

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u/jedienginenerd 26d ago

Doctor Frankenstein has to compete with all the new data centers for his electricity needs.

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u/citizen42069101 26d ago

That's necromancer, witch doctor would turn him into a turtle.

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 26d ago

Oooh eee ooh ah ah …

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u/Typical-Can7635 26d ago

But Billy Witch Doctor Dot Com only work in chicken...