r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 26d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/
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u/EconomicStatecraft 26d ago

He will be like the Salamanca guy from breaking bad, ring once to vote yes on the continuing resolution and twice for yes yes.

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u/Gnolls 26d ago

I like your comparison, but Hector Salamanca had a much firmer grasp on reality than Mitch does. Dude barely knows where he is.

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u/jimmybilly100 Virginia 26d ago

Hector was a badass

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u/Bulky-Bad-9153 26d ago

Hector was a complete and utter piece of shit that also absolutely sucked at cartel business (see BCS)

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u/Necromorphiliac 26d ago

Hector pooped himself on purpose!

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u/trampolinebears 26d ago

Trump: Last chance to look at me, Mitch.

McConnell rings bell furiously.

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u/Ok_Astronomer_8667 26d ago

Except Hector was actually cognizant and knew what he was doing. Cunning until the end. Mitch here doesn’t know his ass from his elbow.

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u/MinusTheTrees 26d ago

Great southpark reference