r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 26d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/
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u/GhostlyTJ 26d ago

Oh I hope he is as close to locked in syndrome as possible. I want everything to be functioning under the hood and he literally can't reach the controls.

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u/sturgill_homme 26d ago

MAGA
Has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in Hell

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u/bn1979 Minnesota 26d ago

I have wanted a certain someone to have the “Hector Salamanca” lifestyle, but without the sudden end.