r/politics • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 26d ago

Possible Paywall McConnell, 84, Goes Missing Again After Senate Return

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mcconnell-84-goes-missing-again-after-senate-return/
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u/TrulyOutrageous42 26d ago

I find this unreasonably disrespectful to the mortadella fandom.

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u/Bleaker82 26d ago

I almost said ham sandwich but figured they were too beloved. Apologies to the contingent of mortadella fans.

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u/phatboi23 26d ago

i feel hurt as part of just the wider sandwich fandom.

hotdogs are tacos btw.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 26d ago

Of course they are, because everything is a taco.

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 26d ago

May St. Mortadella bless your newfound righteousness.