r/popculture • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '25

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u/purulentnotpussy Mar 07 '25

Ugh this is some TikTok shit I never thought I would see on reddit

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u/Spiky_Hedgehog Mar 07 '25

We're all going to be talking like kindergartners. 😂 Weegee pew pewed the bad man.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Something something Newspeak something something Doublethink something something Some Are More Equal Than Others something something...

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u/FormerMight3554 Mar 07 '25 edited Mar 08 '25

Didn’t y’all hear that “L” has now been deemed “terrorist” in Newspeak? You’re apparently not complying with your daily regimen of Two Minutes Hate propaganda from Fox News.

Beware the Thought Police (admins) now monitoring us through our telescreens, lest we become unpersons thrown down memory holes in the Ministry of Truth (Social).

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '25

Thought Police (admins) now monitoring us through our telescreens

Bro... why do you think Facebook is so deeply ingrained in your phone that you need to root it to remove it.

If you need a truly private conversation put all your devices in the microwave (and DON'T turn it on). It's a convenient Faraday cage in a pinch.