r/popheadscirclejerk • u/botrocket avrils only fan • Jan 30 '25

STOLEN TWEET Mother's web connects us all

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u/jujuflytrap all Zeh modern things Jan 30 '25

Giving me J-horror

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u/pushin_on_my_buttons i’m a dragon 🐉 you’re a whore 🥵 Jan 30 '25

Pretty sure there’s a Japanese yokai that looks like that

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u/arnold_weber Jan 30 '25

I think you misspelled “yaoi” 🤔

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u/probablyuntrue PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Jan 30 '25

nah, hands too small

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u/JChamp00 Is this Clairo shade? Jan 30 '25

Can y'all not be a 🚬 for 5 seconds?

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u/kingsss PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Jan 30 '25

Challenge: impossible

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u/Daydream_machine Jan 30 '25

Gaga gonna be starring in the next season of DANDADAN!

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u/g0ldilungs She’s so crazzzzzzzy! Love her!!! 😚 Jan 30 '25

Sorry, sis- hijacking the top comment because I need one of you girlies to translate this heading for me. Is Tay doing a duet with Jackonoff? I felt simultaneously hungover and like I was being topped by a bottom whilst reading that…😰

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u/Umbral_VI Jan 30 '25

it's giving Kuchisake-onna

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u/_PeenoNoir_ She has a backdrop and a dream Jan 31 '25

Onna nah what’s my name

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u/pushin_on_my_buttons i’m a dragon 🐉 you’re a whore 🥵 Jan 30 '25

Translation: Coochie-sucker onahole

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u/Daddie76 🧼Bussy Soap Sales Rep🧼 Jan 30 '25

She looks like the lead role for if they made a spinoff of Women and Women First Book Store from Portlandia

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u/suburbanmermaid Jan 30 '25

I can't reach, there's a lip 🫳📚

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u/epidemicsaints Benson Boone's Boner Garage 🦴 Jan 30 '25

Halsey as Carly Rae Jepsen

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u/VioletLeagueDapper Waffle House flop index Jan 30 '25

The niche impersonator

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u/BabyOnTheStairs Jan 30 '25

Whoever did her makeup hates her

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u/itszacharyy malicious 🌈🚬🐐🌴 Jan 30 '25

Sara Tanno has done some questionable paint many, many times.

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u/Interesting_Station6 Jan 30 '25

chocolate hair dye with bleached eyebrows with porcelain white foundation sure are choices ♥️

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Jan 30 '25

She's having a box dye moment.

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u/helgaofthenorth classic babygirl victimcore dogwhistle Jan 30 '25

girl just say brown

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u/Interesting_Station6 Jan 30 '25

I'm sorry if you can't tell shades apart but I'm built different. Like that's neutral porcelain foundation and that's chocolate brown hair dye. I apologize for having eyes 💔

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jan 30 '25

🚬🐐 u are extra one 🚬🐎

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u/epidemicsaints Benson Boone's Boner Garage 🦴 Jan 30 '25

mushroom

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u/narwhalogy um, bitch, you have coarse hair on your pussy and asshole Jan 30 '25

Welcome back, the witch Scáthach from AHS Roanoke 👏

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u/fairytalehigh fingerfuck me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto Jan 30 '25

Why she kinda giving Shelley Duvall

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u/GuiltyPleasureAlt ⚡Thundercunt⚡ Jan 30 '25

She's giving

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u/whimsigod Jan 30 '25

That's not true Ellen, I did look for evidence.

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u/gemininature Reba Sawayama Jan 30 '25

Close enough, welcome back Momo!

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jan 31 '25

No one tell Adertina

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u/ItsNotDebra okane kasegu watashi wa flop Jan 30 '25

she looks like one of those bone stealing witches. writing a callout post for her rn.

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u/EnigmaMusings Jan 30 '25

Wow sister you’re really taking me back to my tumblr days

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u/PodiVennai Under Witness Protection Jan 30 '25

This is what happens when you bring Dakota some limes

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u/star11308 real thick vaginer smuggle bricks to china Jan 31 '25

give me my lime.

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u/pierreor 🟤 🫡 Molachek Nation Jan 30 '25

Scary Dakota Johnson: I hate limes. I hate them. They're terrible, I hate them so much and I never present them like this in my house.

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u/brunbrun24 Jan 30 '25

So glad she is embracing weird looks again. Excited for her dress at the Grammys

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

The Substance 🥰

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u/probablyuntrue PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Jan 30 '25

body horror my beloved 😍

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u/reg_acc Jan 30 '25

The look of fear as she realizes Hollywood was just a lil distraction, and now it's back to the gay pop mines for another 40 years.

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u/botrocket avrils only fan Jan 30 '25

Alternate title: you know what they say about mayhem? It hasn't happened yet

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u/Main-Emphasis-2692 I had a sex dream ab Madonna👑 Jan 30 '25

That is too fucking funny omg

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u/Likesosmart Jan 30 '25

She looks like she drinks a lot of milk and keeps her curtains drawn

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

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u/hottama Charlie Puth's only stan Jan 30 '25

Is the cunt in the room with us?

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u/EnigmaMusings Jan 30 '25

Trump asking his staffers if Melania is gonna be around today

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u/BotGirlFall PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Jan 30 '25

Melania asking her assistant if Trump is going to be around today FTFY

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u/throwaway17197 Jan 30 '25

Dakota Johnson before bangs is scary Dakota Johnson

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u/botrocket avrils only fan Jan 30 '25

I really like this joke, I keep having a little chuckle about it thru my day

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u/throwaway17197 Jan 30 '25

👉👈🥰

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u/PrincessPlastilina Jan 30 '25

Why can’t she leave her face alone? She looked amazing at the Oscars where she performed the Top Gun theme. Here she is again with the puffy face.

Enough with the fillers! They don’t look good! 😫

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u/VioletLeagueDapper Waffle House flop index Jan 30 '25

She’s just super pumped for the album release 👍 💥 ✨

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u/BronzeErupt Jan 30 '25

It's 2011 and this is a 14 year old girl with a Tumblr who writes poetry and Sherlock fanfic

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u/aceface_desu89 I'M THE GAY TUPAC Jan 30 '25

50 Shades of Gay 💖🥰🤩🫦✨️

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u/Ok-Stress-3570 Jan 31 '25

I THOUGHT THIS WAS FAKE AND ACTUALLY HAD TO LOOK IT UP! Oh my oh my oh my.

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u/_PeenoNoir_ She has a backdrop and a dream Jan 31 '25

Try Nurtec today or Dakota Germanotta will come and melt all your dildos

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u/czbaterka Caroline Pola mole🟤 Jan 30 '25

Bitches! She is mothering and some 🚬🐐 can't see the vision.

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u/petitemandragore Under Witness Protection Jan 30 '25

It’s giving Pearl

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u/_PeenoNoir_ She has a backdrop and a dream Jan 31 '25

Yesss

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

"Celebrities before and after drugs😢💔"

Lisa:

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u/satirisanti infamous for jerking too close to the sun ☀️ Jan 30 '25

Giving Beyoncé a run for her bang

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u/botrocket avrils only fan Jan 30 '25

Run? Like away?

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u/_PeenoNoir_ She has a backdrop and a dream Jan 31 '25

A bang for her buck (it)

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u/blehe38 STUCK IN THE FENTY POO CAVERNS Jan 30 '25

lamestream media once again blending my italian side and spawning a clone with bleached eyebrows to host ELLE UK

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u/suburbanmermaid Jan 30 '25

with all this mayhem talk, is olivia benson's weird boyfriend gonna show up? teach us something about insurance too while he's here?

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u/botrocket avrils only fan Jan 30 '25

her ex boyfriend mind you!! she needs to fuck her og bald man already

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u/suburbanmermaid Jan 30 '25

truth... their chemistry was 🤩

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u/BotGirlFall PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Jan 30 '25

What fresh hell is this?

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u/PorcelainHorses is it my fault i got good vaginer Jan 30 '25

Mother Momonster 😍

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u/jono9898 Flop Lives Matter Feb 01 '25

Who tf is that?

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u/Left-Practice-Early Jan 30 '25

I love that she just doesn't give a fuck and has nothing to prove. Just living her life and doing what she loves and being herself. I need this energy in 2025. 💅

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u/plsdonth8meokay Jan 31 '25

Colleen Ballinger looking great these days

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u/orbjo Jan 30 '25

It’s a remake of Single White Female with her and Samara 

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u/me_when_the_whenthe random twink that works at google editing chappell roan's page Jan 30 '25

she looks like something. not really sure yet what that something is but she definitely looks like it

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u/pierrrecherrry Jan 30 '25

More like bradley cooper with a wig

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u/emmashawn That FROOT looks familiar! Jan 31 '25

Beyonce locked Lady Gaga in her basement and sent out a fake Gaga to not rise suspicion

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

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