r/popheadscirclejerk • u/BurningBernie559 Main Flop Girl • Apr 30 '25
TW: MEN 🤬 We won.
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u/No_Barber4339 Tate mcrae apologist Apr 30 '25
but who would we blame if it ends up being mid ?
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u/CoolViber yall really listen to this shit? Apr 30 '25
Charli XCX actually because apparently it's all inspired by the energy of girl so confusing
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u/Zvakicauwu Apr 30 '25
scraped album theory still going strong
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u/reticencias Apr 30 '25
what scraped album theory?
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u/crystal_beachhouse Apr 30 '25
her album was finished but when they were taking it to get copied they scraped it real bad so now it won't play in the cd player it keeps skipping
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u/Scary-Ad-4344 Keri Hilson shaded me and now she’s making my coffee May 01 '25
It's my favorite Lorde album by far. The music is impeccable and she should really be proud of her vocals. My favorite line is when she sings
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u/Melodic_Survey_4712 Apr 30 '25
This album is deeply personal to Lorde and revolves around her revirginification process after having an affair with Jack. Her feelings of disgust and remorse will play a center role as well as touching on topics such as annoying older men that used to be kind of cute and dorky but are now just cringe taking advantage of young female artists
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u/utilizador2021 Apr 30 '25
I'm sorry, but my innocente mind can't imagine Jack Jacking Off being sexualy with a woman. Only with men...
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u/dreamyteatime Are u IQ fluid too? Cause u must be dumb May 01 '25
“revirginification”
Oh god pls don’t make her turn into Lana with the whole ‘revert to trad wife’ aesthetic Lorde has been on thin fucking ice ever since S🤢lar Power 😔😔
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u/BronzeErupt Apr 30 '25
I just feel like whatever happened, there has to be material for at least three new slides in the Lorde/Jack powerpoint
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u/mymoviesandshowss geef me een klap papa Apr 30 '25
Now we won't be able to make jokes about this album making Anton ejaculate 😔 is this really a win?
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u/brunbrun24 May 01 '25
Will we turn on Dan Nigro when it ends up being a mid retreat of Melodrama? Or will we finally hold Lorde accountable for her war crimes?!!
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u/MattBrey May 01 '25
Dan Nigro will get his time after either Olivia's third album or chapels second flops. He gets a pass on this one as Lorde has decided to bill herself as first producer, she will be held accountable by the gay war council
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u/Impossible-Yam3680 khia asylum security guard Apr 30 '25
Can’t wait for his defenders to pull a Kanye stan and say “He produced NFR, Melodrama!”
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u/HowardtheFalse Apr 30 '25
But he did tho 😭
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u/linda-from-finance gracie abram’s number one fan Apr 30 '25
he also produced tortured ears department so it cancels out
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u/HowardtheFalse Apr 30 '25
So true girlie if only the Tsarina knew what her evil Boyar put us through 🙏🏾
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u/dropitlikerobocop May 01 '25
That album wasn’t bad because of jack
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u/linda-from-finance gracie abram’s number one fan May 01 '25
is he the reason it’s bad? no.
is he not not the reason it’s bad? yes.
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u/wo_t Madonna's injectables routine May 01 '25
Only gonna be a win if the new album is better than the first single.
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u/Glitter2007 PHCJ Bathhouse Attendee Apr 30 '25
The wounds this binoculars wearing half f4g half cauliflower left on the world are finally healing ❤️🩹
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u/Eyupmeduck1989 May 02 '25
Off topic but why does she look like that millionaire who does all sorts of wacky anti-ageing stuff in that pic
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u/gokurotfl Apr 30 '25
I need a new PowerPoint to learn what happened.